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Zero Seizure Shipping Guide
This is part 2 of this thread. I suggest you read it, but it isn't neccessary.
If you don't want to, just read the short summary below.
Background
I'm situated in Denmark. Scandinavia is notorious for having strict customs. Therefore you can use my experience as a reference - however it's not prescriptive as every countries' customs are different. This post includes nuanced information that will be helpful to some.This is part 2 of this thread. I suggest you read it, but it isn't neccessary.
If you don't want to, just read the short summary below.
In my last thread, i discussed the method of importing items to EU countries with a low chance of seizure.
This is commonly called "triangle shipping".
In my last thread i finished the initial setup where i set up an account and placed an order for "BAC water" to my parcel-forwarding address.
This is commonly called "triangle shipping".
In my last thread i finished the initial setup where i set up an account and placed an order for "BAC water" to my parcel-forwarding address.
Background
Inb4 you niggas come running and screaming "water", "dnr". Notice, this is not a "never before seen" groundbreaking method. Despite being well known and "water" this thread still serves as a guide for high-inhib & low-agency people. Offering crucial, clear-cut guidelines for autistic people like myself.
Actual events
Results
Interviews
Here is where the more nuanced information is.
To avoid breaking any rules, the interviewee's will stay anonymous despite consent.
I've learned that the vendor is largely responsible for the success of an import. This is because only the sender can perform most preventative measures used to disguise the product. They decide the declaration, shipment method and packaging.
Declaration
It appears the declaration is not very important, as long as it's a common item that loosely fits the actual item, without being indicative of it being illegal. e.g. "Skincare products", "Bath salts", "Creatine", "Herbal Supplements" etc. You could declare the package as a commonly shipped item, so it passes through without further inspection.
Packaging
The declaration is irrelevant when your vendor knows what they're doing. Let me explain.
In the interview we touch on the topic of disguised products. This is when the vendor will pack your item inside a decoy packaging.
I've personally experienced receiving pills packaged inside a decoy. My shit arrived in an "active charcoal pills pack", thought i got scammed. The actual box was actually perfectly fitted inside.
it looked kind of like this:
Needless to say, there were not charcoal pills inside
.
- If your vendor does this, declaring the item is straightforward.
This intervention is the best.
I've had packages seized and inspected like this before and they've still been let through.
Triangle shipping can be skipped all together if you do this. (but not recommended as they will inspect the package)
Shipment method
Use triangle shipping to England as outlined in my previous thread for maximum seizure prevention.
If your vendor doesn't offer this, just do it yourself.
Key Takeaways
This is why you need an off the grid phone with everything cash bought.
Use solwallet for grey purchases.
more in depth guides:
themarkup.org
2 Days after i placed my order for BAC Water, it arrives at the shop.
Then i pay for shipping and these fuckers want 30 pounds. You fuckers better rep me...
Order confirmation
Got nervous here but the package goes through customs without any hiccups
Then my package arrives at the post office, but since it wasn't registered in the system it couldn't be delivered.
However the package gets rerouted to the nearest available post office because of this.
and yes, - i will be blacking EVERYTHING out.
Let's take a look at the package.
1. Back, 2. Contents of white package, 3. Contents of black package, 4. Order.
Dudes labelled my package as "health products"
-> No signs of tampering or inspection.
Success.
Then i pay for shipping and these fuckers want 30 pounds. You fuckers better rep me...
Order confirmation
Got nervous here but the package goes through customs without any hiccups
Then my package arrives at the post office, but since it wasn't registered in the system it couldn't be delivered.
However the package gets rerouted to the nearest available post office because of this.
and yes, - i will be blacking EVERYTHING out.
Let's take a look at the package.
1. Back, 2. Contents of white package, 3. Contents of black package, 4. Order.
Dudes labelled my package as "health products"
-> No signs of tampering or inspection.
Success
.Results
The point of transit i was most worried about was the international post office.
Here a few of my previous packages had been seized before. See the pictures below.
But as we can see, with our package, it was let straight through.
I then received my package untampered with and whole.
We can conclude it's a success.
Here a few of my previous packages had been seized before. See the pictures below.
But as we can see, with our package, it was let straight through
.
I then received my package untampered with and whole.
We can conclude it's a success.
Interviews
Here is where the more nuanced information is.
To avoid breaking any rules, the interviewee's will stay anonymous despite consent.
I've learned that the vendor is largely responsible for the success of an import. This is because only the sender can perform most preventative measures used to disguise the product. They decide the declaration, shipment method and packaging.
Declaration
It appears the declaration is not very important, as long as it's a common item that loosely fits the actual item, without being indicative of it being illegal. e.g. "Skincare products", "Bath salts", "Creatine", "Herbal Supplements" etc. You could declare the package as a commonly shipped item, so it passes through without further inspection.
Packaging
The declaration is irrelevant when your vendor knows what they're doing. Let me explain.
In the interview we touch on the topic of disguised products. This is when the vendor will pack your item inside a decoy packaging.
I've personally experienced receiving pills packaged inside a decoy. My shit arrived in an "active charcoal pills pack", thought i got scammed. The actual box was actually perfectly fitted inside.
it looked kind of like this:
Needless to say, there were not charcoal pills inside
.- If your vendor does this, declaring the item is straightforward.
This intervention is the best.
I've had packages seized and inspected like this before and they've still been let through.
Triangle shipping can be skipped all together if you do this. (but not recommended as they will inspect the package)
Shipment method
Use triangle shipping to England as outlined in my previous thread for maximum seizure prevention.
If your vendor doesn't offer this, just do it yourself.
Key Takeaways
For a product being imported from outside the EU (indiamart, chemicalbook etc.)
- Ask if your seller uses decoy packaging.
- If not, find a new seller, or make sure they don't declare it as anything retarded.
- If there's no options available for a decoy packaging, absolutely do triangle shipping.
- Arrange for triangle shipping.
- Import multiple smaller packages rather than one big package.
- Skip all this and order domestically if you can.
- Buy with washed bitcoin (railgun shielded -> tornado cash -> off the grid wallet.)
- Never enter a personal address or name. Always use an alias and ship to a post office.
This is why you need an off the grid phone with everything cash bought.
Use solwallet for grey purchases.
more in depth guides:
Without a Trace: How to Take Your Phone Off the Grid – The Markup
A guide on anonymizing your phone, so you can use it without it using you
themarkup.org
500th post btw
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