pulled a jb stacy but then? (WORTH READING) (GTFIH)

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disclaimer: on every date i’ve been on, i’ve ended up kissing the girl at the end, however in this one i didn’t.

so i was swiping on yubo not thinking much and then i came across a profile

“holy fuck jb stacy :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:

popular on tiktok & instagram :forcedsmile:

“aint no way boy” i thought to myself

i saw her snap in her bio and added it from there. she added me back not too long after. :feelsmega::feelsmega::feelsmega:

i remember saying some corny shit at the start but what followed was the most insane text game i ever had. :feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman:

as i started to send voice notes (roadman maxxing) and talking about drugs and criminal record (dark triad badboy) :feelshmm:

now keep this in mind:

i told her i’m 6’ (183cm) when in reality i’m 5’9 (175) :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

and the worst part? she’s 5’7 :feelstrash::feelstrash::feelstrash:

keep this part in mind for later :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

it went really well and i arranged a day for us to meet and the text flow was so smooth, i then aired her. :feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:

at this point i thought, i won’t keep my hopes up since most girls will flake last second anyway :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:, but the crazy thing is that the night before the date

i get a snapchat notification and she says “i guess tomorrow isn’t happening then?”

there was a problem though...

i wasn’t clean shaven :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:

either way i thought fuck it, might as well try with a subhuman stubble :smonk::smonk::smonk:

that’s when i knew i was in, so i made it flow once more and i was due tomorrow

on the day of the linkup i told her we were gonna get high together and ride rental boats :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

JFL @ this autism :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

i linked one of my boys before meeting her, (badboy thugmaxxed tyrone) and he gave me the spliff

(i don’t know how to roll :what::what::what:)

when we locked eyes she came up and gave me a tight ass hug :feelshah:

then she said some major suifuel,

“you’re not 6ft”

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but since i’m casanova, i played it off and said,

“well i’m 180”

she responded “that’s 5’11 not 6’”

i responded “well i would’ve been 6’7 but god put 8 inches somewhere else :forcedsmile:

JFL @ my 0 inhib, literally the first thing to say her face to face? mirin? :feelswah:

anyway we continue walking and i have casanova tier game, convo is flowing.

she then says “you look like a serial killer”

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(keep in mind this girl has a instagram page about abuse and rape in her past, and she’s going out with a serial killer lookalike) :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

JFL @ females :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

and i notice she keeps looking at me thru the corner of her eyes and smiling :feelshah:

we get on the train and there’s a retarded bobbing his head up and down and i look to her in a flirty way and we both laugh for 10 mins straight :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

when we got off the train we walked for a bit and i lit the spliff up.

i got my vape pen and put in her mouth (as a way to break the ice) :feelshaha: and it worked pretty well, because i could see her blushing :feelskek:

did the same thing with the spliff, she was smoking it from my hand :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

anyway did i mention it was -4°C so it was really fucking bad, my whole plan of going on boats whilst high went to shit when it closed up due to shit weather :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:

we start walking back and then she tells me to stand in front of her :forcedsmile:

so i did and she took a picture, later she put it on her instagram and snapchat main, including 2 highlights on her instagram story, one of them called “favourites” :what:

and i’m literally the only guy on her story highlights too so? :feelshah:

we parted ways but not before she gave me another tight ass hug

now into the present time

on text it isn’t as exciting as it was, and when i told her we should link again she came up with excuses, tried twice and both failed, at this point i was like, it’s so fucking over might as well use the final card

“you pick a day then”

“i literally can’t give you a day because i don’t know when i’ll be free”

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absolute suifuel, still texting her but then i found out that her ex was a normie at best (would be told to kill himself on the forum, i would too ngl) :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

yeah bois i don’t think this is going anywhere, any tips are appreciated

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAILURE STORIES, IM YET TO MAKE THREADS ABOUT MY SUCCESSES WILL OUTNUMBER MY FAILURES, BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN PUMP OUT.

current stats:

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6 kiss
 
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I totally read that all
 
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disclaimer: on every date i’ve been on, i’ve ended up kissing the girl at the end, however in this one i didn’t.

so i was swiping on yubo not thinking much and then i came across a profile

“holy fuck jb stacy :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:

popular on tiktok & instagram :forcedsmile:

“aint no way boy” i thought to myself

i saw her snap in her bio and added it from there. she added me back not too long after. :feelsmega::feelsmega::feelsmega:

i remember saying some corny shit at the start but what followed was the most insane text game i ever had. :feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman:

as i started to send voice notes (roadman maxxing) and talking about drugs and criminal record (dark triad badboy) :feelshmm:

now keep this in mind:

i told her i’m 6’ (183cm) when in reality i’m 5’9 (175) :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

and the worst part? she’s 5’7 :feelstrash::feelstrash::feelstrash:

keep this part in mind for later :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

it went really well and i arranged a day for us to meet and the text flow was so smooth, i then aired her. :feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:

at this point i thought, i won’t keep my hopes up since most girls will flake last second anyway :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:, but the crazy thing is that the night before the date

i get a snapchat notification and she says “i guess tomorrow isn’t happening then?”

there was a problem though...

i wasn’t clean shaven :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:

either way i thought fuck it, might as well try with a subhuman stubble :smonk::smonk::smonk:

that’s when i knew i was in, so i made it flow once more and i was due tomorrow

on the day of the linkup i told her we were gonna get high together and ride rental boats :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

JFL @ this autism :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

i linked one of my boys before meeting her, (badboy thugmaxxed tyrone) and he gave me the spliff

(i don’t know how to roll :what::what::what:)

when we locked eyes she came up and gave me a tight ass hug :feelshah:

then she said some major suifuel,

“you’re not 6ft”

View attachment 1423661

but since i’m casanova, i played it off and said,

“well i’m 180”

she responded “that’s 5’11 not 6’”

i responded “well i would’ve been 6’7 but god put 8 inches somewhere else :forcedsmile:

JFL @ my 0 inhib, literally the first thing to say her face to face? mirin? :feelswah:

anyway we continue walking and i have casanova tier game, convo is flowing.

she then says “you look like a serial killer”

View attachment 1423666

(keep in mind this girl has a instagram page about abuse and rape in her past, and she’s going out with a serial killer lookalike) :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

JFL @ females :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

and i notice she keeps looking at me thru the corner of her eyes and smiling :feelshah:

we get on the train and there’s a retarded bobbing his head up and down and i look to her in a flirty way and we both laugh for 10 mins straight :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

when we got off the train we walked for a bit and i lit the spliff up.

i got my vape pen and put in her mouth (as a way to break the ice) :feelshaha: and it worked pretty well, because i could see her blushing :feelskek:

did the same thing with the spliff, she was smoking it from my hand :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

anyway did i mention it was -4°C so it was really fucking bad, my whole plan of going on boats whilst high went to shit when it closed up due to shit weather :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:

we start walking back and then she tells me to stand in front of her :forcedsmile:

so i did and she took a picture, later she put it on her instagram and snapchat main, including 2 highlights on her instagram story, one of them called “favourites” :what:

and i’m literally the only guy on her story highlights too so? :feelshah:

we parted ways but not before she gave me another tight ass hug

now into the present time

on text it isn’t as exciting as it was, and when i told her we should link again she came up with excuses, tried twice and both failed, at this point i was like, it’s so fucking over might as well use the final card

“you pick a day then”

“i literally can’t give you a day because i don’t know when i’ll be free”

View attachment 1423669

absolute suifuel, still texting her but then i found out that her ex was a normie at best (would be told to kill himself on the forum, i would too ngl) :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

yeah bois i don’t think this is going anywhere, any tips are appreciated

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAILURE STORIES, IM YET TO MAKE THREADS ABOUT MY SUCCESSES WILL OUTNUMBER MY FAILURES, BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN PUMP OUT.

current stats:

3 fuck
6 kiss
Maybe because you put her on a pedestal :redpill: also kissing dosent mean much you should have treated her like all the girls you kissed
 
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@astatine phone glitched
 
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Maybe because you didn't kiss her at the end?
 
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Fucking brutal, ngl I think you should have gone all in on day one, she seems to have an abused dog mindset so she would have prolly liked being somehwat forced, I especially thought that after the serial killer comment.

But yea now it pretty much looks over JFL, I don't think this is recoverable.
 
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i read the whole thing bro, i enjoyed it
 
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How old was she since she's on Yubo?
 
This totally happened
 
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It's over Ramirez. Manletism ruined it for you
 
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Maybe because you didn't kiss her at the end?
Fucking brutal, ngl I think you should have gone all in on day one, she seems to have an abused dog mindset so she would have prolly liked being somehwat forced, I especially thought that after the serial killer comment.

But yea now it pretty much looks over JFL, I don't think this is recoverable.
in all my other ones i did, fuck sake i had image issues cuz i wasn’t fully clean shaven, it’s so over.

but why would she post me on her stories tho jfl, fucking weird slut
 
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Should have wore lifts
 
@medialcanthuscel tired of theese maskios with short mid and protunding orbitals bragging everywhere
 
Ramirezmaxxing for guys under 6ft doesn't work unfortunately :feelswah:
Btw read every word
 
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fuck xenforo how many time did it replicate my post
 
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wym by short mid and protruding orbitals?
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short mid means short midface length.
Short midface length implicates good midface ratio

protunding orbitals means good orbital vector, in other words good under eye support

check

Eye Area Glossary

 
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protunding orbitals means good orbital vector, in other words good under eye support
It's the exact opposite. Protruding orbitals = N orbital vector
 
uh-huh, keep going

surprised i don't believe you GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
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Maybe because you put her on a pedestal :redpill: also kissing dosent mean much you should have treated her like all the girls you kissed
THe dialy dose of redpill, and behaviour determinism.

i read the whole thing bro, i enjoyed it
#metoo

she says “i guess tomorrow isn’t happening then?”
There was a problem though...

i wasn’t clean shaven :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:

You don't have time to shave, in 24 hours time?
 
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didn’t read post pics u basement dwelling liar
 
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disclaimer: on every date i’ve been on, i’ve ended up kissing the girl at the end, however in this one i didn’t.

so i was swiping on yubo not thinking much and then i came across a profile

“holy fuck jb stacy :feelswah::feelswah::feelswah:

popular on tiktok & instagram :forcedsmile:

“aint no way boy” i thought to myself

i saw her snap in her bio and added it from there. she added me back not too long after. :feelsmega::feelsmega::feelsmega:

i remember saying some corny shit at the start but what followed was the most insane text game i ever had. :feelsokman::feelsokman::feelsokman:

as i started to send voice notes (roadman maxxing) and talking about drugs and criminal record (dark triad badboy) :feelshmm:

now keep this in mind:

i told her i’m 6’ (183cm) when in reality i’m 5’9 (175) :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:

and the worst part? she’s 5’7 :feelstrash::feelstrash::feelstrash:

keep this part in mind for later :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

it went really well and i arranged a day for us to meet and the text flow was so smooth, i then aired her. :feelshah::feelshah::feelshah:

at this point i thought, i won’t keep my hopes up since most girls will flake last second anyway :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:, but the crazy thing is that the night before the date

i get a snapchat notification and she says “i guess tomorrow isn’t happening then?”

there was a problem though...

i wasn’t clean shaven :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:

either way i thought fuck it, might as well try with a subhuman stubble :smonk::smonk::smonk:

that’s when i knew i was in, so i made it flow once more and i was due tomorrow

on the day of the linkup i told her we were gonna get high together and ride rental boats :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

JFL @ this autism :feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

i linked one of my boys before meeting her, (badboy thugmaxxed tyrone) and he gave me the spliff

(i don’t know how to roll :what::what::what:)

when we locked eyes she came up and gave me a tight ass hug :feelshah:

then she said some major suifuel,

“you’re not 6ft”

View attachment 1423661

but since i’m casanova, i played it off and said,

“well i’m 180”

she responded “that’s 5’11 not 6’”

i responded “well i would’ve been 6’7 but god put 8 inches somewhere else :forcedsmile:

JFL @ my 0 inhib, literally the first thing to say her face to face? mirin? :feelswah:

anyway we continue walking and i have casanova tier game, convo is flowing.

she then says “you look like a serial killer”

View attachment 1423666

(keep in mind this girl has a instagram page about abuse and rape in her past, and she’s going out with a serial killer lookalike) :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

JFL @ females :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

and i notice she keeps looking at me thru the corner of her eyes and smiling :feelshah:

we get on the train and there’s a retarded bobbing his head up and down and i look to her in a flirty way and we both laugh for 10 mins straight :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

when we got off the train we walked for a bit and i lit the spliff up.

i got my vape pen and put in her mouth (as a way to break the ice) :feelshaha: and it worked pretty well, because i could see her blushing :feelskek:

did the same thing with the spliff, she was smoking it from my hand :forcedsmile::forcedsmile::forcedsmile:

anyway did i mention it was -4°C so it was really fucking bad, my whole plan of going on boats whilst high went to shit when it closed up due to shit weather :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:

we start walking back and then she tells me to stand in front of her :forcedsmile:

so i did and she took a picture, later she put it on her instagram and snapchat main, including 2 highlights on her instagram story, one of them called “favourites” :what:

and i’m literally the only guy on her story highlights too so? :feelshah:

we parted ways but not before she gave me another tight ass hug

now into the present time

on text it isn’t as exciting as it was, and when i told her we should link again she came up with excuses, tried twice and both failed, at this point i was like, it’s so fucking over might as well use the final card

“you pick a day then”

“i literally can’t give you a day because i don’t know when i’ll be free”

View attachment 1423669

absolute suifuel, still texting her but then i found out that her ex was a normie at best (would be told to kill himself on the forum, i would too ngl) :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

yeah bois i don’t think this is going anywhere, any tips are appreciated

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAILURE STORIES, IM YET TO MAKE THREADS ABOUT MY SUCCESSES WILL OUTNUMBER MY FAILURES, BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN PUMP OUT.

current stats:

3 fuck
6 kiss
Dm pics?
 

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