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disclaimer: on every date i’ve been on, i’ve ended up kissing the girl at the end, however in this one i didn’t.
so i was swiping on yubo not thinking much and then i came across a profile
“holy fuck jb stacy “
popular on tiktok & instagram
“aint no way boy” i thought to myself
i saw her snap in her bio and added it from there. she added me back not too long after.
i remember saying some corny shit at the start but what followed was the most insane text game i ever had.
as i started to send voice notes (roadman maxxing) and talking about drugs and criminal record (dark triad badboy)
now keep this in mind:
i told her i’m 6’ (183cm) when in reality i’m 5’9 (175)
and the worst part? she’s 5’7
keep this part in mind for later
it went really well and i arranged a day for us to meet and the text flow was so smooth, i then aired her.
at this point i thought, i won’t keep my hopes up since most girls will flake last second anyway , but the crazy thing is that the night before the date
i get a snapchat notification and she says “i guess tomorrow isn’t happening then?”
there was a problem though...
i wasn’t clean shaven
either way i thought fuck it, might as well try with a subhuman stubble
that’s when i knew i was in, so i made it flow once more and i was due tomorrow
on the day of the linkup i told her we were gonna get high together and ride rental boats
JFL @ this autism
i linked one of my boys before meeting her, (badboy thugmaxxed tyrone) and he gave me the spliff
(i don’t know how to roll )
when we locked eyes she came up and gave me a tight ass hug
then she said some major suifuel,
“you’re not 6ft”
but since i’m casanova, i played it off and said,
“well i’m 180”
she responded “that’s 5’11 not 6’”
i responded “well i would’ve been 6’7 but god put 8 inches somewhere else “
JFL @ my 0 inhib, literally the first thing to say her face to face? mirin?
anyway we continue walking and i have casanova tier game, convo is flowing.
she then says “you look like a serial killer”
(keep in mind this girl has a instagram page about abuse and rape in her past, and she’s going out with a serial killer lookalike)
JFL @ females
and i notice she keeps looking at me thru the corner of her eyes and smiling
we get on the train and there’s a retarded bobbing his head up and down and i look to her in a flirty way and we both laugh for 10 mins straight
when we got off the train we walked for a bit and i lit the spliff up.
i got my vape pen and put in her mouth (as a way to break the ice) and it worked pretty well, because i could see her blushing
did the same thing with the spliff, she was smoking it from my hand
anyway did i mention it was -4°C so it was really fucking bad, my whole plan of going on boats whilst high went to shit when it closed up due to shit weather
we start walking back and then she tells me to stand in front of her
so i did and she took a picture, later she put it on her instagram and snapchat main, including 2 highlights on her instagram story, one of them called “favourites”
and i’m literally the only guy on her story highlights too so?
we parted ways but not before she gave me another tight ass hug
now into the present time
on text it isn’t as exciting as it was, and when i told her we should link again she came up with excuses, tried twice and both failed, at this point i was like, it’s so fucking over might as well use the final card
“you pick a day then”
“i literally can’t give you a day because i don’t know when i’ll be free”
absolute suifuel, still texting her but then i found out that her ex was a normie at best (would be told to kill himself on the forum, i would too ngl)
yeah bois i don’t think this is going anywhere, any tips are appreciated
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAILURE STORIES, IM YET TO MAKE THREADS ABOUT MY SUCCESSES WILL OUTNUMBER MY FAILURES, BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN PUMP OUT.
current stats:
3 fuck
6 kiss
so i was swiping on yubo not thinking much and then i came across a profile
“holy fuck jb stacy “
popular on tiktok & instagram
“aint no way boy” i thought to myself
i saw her snap in her bio and added it from there. she added me back not too long after.
i remember saying some corny shit at the start but what followed was the most insane text game i ever had.
as i started to send voice notes (roadman maxxing) and talking about drugs and criminal record (dark triad badboy)
now keep this in mind:
i told her i’m 6’ (183cm) when in reality i’m 5’9 (175)
and the worst part? she’s 5’7
keep this part in mind for later
it went really well and i arranged a day for us to meet and the text flow was so smooth, i then aired her.
at this point i thought, i won’t keep my hopes up since most girls will flake last second anyway , but the crazy thing is that the night before the date
i get a snapchat notification and she says “i guess tomorrow isn’t happening then?”
there was a problem though...
i wasn’t clean shaven
either way i thought fuck it, might as well try with a subhuman stubble
that’s when i knew i was in, so i made it flow once more and i was due tomorrow
on the day of the linkup i told her we were gonna get high together and ride rental boats
JFL @ this autism
i linked one of my boys before meeting her, (badboy thugmaxxed tyrone) and he gave me the spliff
(i don’t know how to roll )
when we locked eyes she came up and gave me a tight ass hug
then she said some major suifuel,
“you’re not 6ft”
but since i’m casanova, i played it off and said,
“well i’m 180”
she responded “that’s 5’11 not 6’”
i responded “well i would’ve been 6’7 but god put 8 inches somewhere else “
JFL @ my 0 inhib, literally the first thing to say her face to face? mirin?
anyway we continue walking and i have casanova tier game, convo is flowing.
she then says “you look like a serial killer”
(keep in mind this girl has a instagram page about abuse and rape in her past, and she’s going out with a serial killer lookalike)
JFL @ females
and i notice she keeps looking at me thru the corner of her eyes and smiling
we get on the train and there’s a retarded bobbing his head up and down and i look to her in a flirty way and we both laugh for 10 mins straight
when we got off the train we walked for a bit and i lit the spliff up.
i got my vape pen and put in her mouth (as a way to break the ice) and it worked pretty well, because i could see her blushing
did the same thing with the spliff, she was smoking it from my hand
anyway did i mention it was -4°C so it was really fucking bad, my whole plan of going on boats whilst high went to shit when it closed up due to shit weather
we start walking back and then she tells me to stand in front of her
so i did and she took a picture, later she put it on her instagram and snapchat main, including 2 highlights on her instagram story, one of them called “favourites”
and i’m literally the only guy on her story highlights too so?
we parted ways but not before she gave me another tight ass hug
now into the present time
on text it isn’t as exciting as it was, and when i told her we should link again she came up with excuses, tried twice and both failed, at this point i was like, it’s so fucking over might as well use the final card
“you pick a day then”
“i literally can’t give you a day because i don’t know when i’ll be free”
absolute suifuel, still texting her but then i found out that her ex was a normie at best (would be told to kill himself on the forum, i would too ngl)
yeah bois i don’t think this is going anywhere, any tips are appreciated
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ONE OF MY FAILURE STORIES, IM YET TO MAKE THREADS ABOUT MY SUCCESSES WILL OUTNUMBER MY FAILURES, BUT ILL SEE WHAT I CAN PUMP OUT.
current stats:
3 fuck
6 kiss