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neverchadlite

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Pay attention, serious thread.







We are witnessing a genuine phenomenon on .org. I don't totally understand it but it's characterized by clinical delusion and narcissism bordering the realms of insanity.


First, it was @TDTaykurso


Unhinged behavior. I brushed it off as an anomaly.




After him, it was @AspiringChanglite.



And then @Meraki ( @๕ඞChick3ncu1ry ) of course.


Dismissed their cases since they're 4x2 bottom-of-the-barrel gooks.



Anyway... I took a break from .org and came back. I couldn't believe my eyes. The amount of self-proclaimed slayers / chads... My God.
Even @Blackgymmax is rating s u b h u m a n s as MTN.

I've decided to take matters into my own hands. From this day forward, every 10th of the month I will be eviscemogging 5 larpers. You have been warned. I recommend you all to do the same, this will be known as .org's Reign of Terror where all the subhuman larpers were once and for all exiled from the forum.




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It is absolutely indispensable that we exterminate these pathological liars. If we were to look at every self-proclaimed height or dick size claim on .org, the average would LEGIT NO LIE be 6ft2 and 7.5x6 inches. Reminder that only 4% of men are 6ft2 or above and 1% are over 7 inches NBP.

- This makes other people like myself feel small when we're well above average.
- This results in people like myself falling for memes like HGH and getting acromegaly or cancer (and dieing).
- This worsens the BDD of many people here and makes them mentalcels.





Case #1: Gengar

I hate to do this to you brother. But I need to make an example out of you. Even the mods are pathetic larpers


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Wtf happened bhai? You've been measuring your dick since 2018 and it was always between 5'5" and 6'3". What happened in the past 3 months for it to grow an entire inch? Also, how is your BP and NBP difference that big? You would legit have to be obese for it to be that significant and we know you're not.

Verdict: 5.7 x 4.2 inches BP





Case #2: mayo mogger


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"Yes bhai I am 7x6 bro"

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The chances of an indian being 7x6 is smaller than them being 6ft7 lol.


Verdict: 4.8 x 2.2 inches BP




Case #3: Mr. President


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Nick Jonas College GIF by Goat


Frat boy slayer alert... Let's see what this dude looks like.


oooh boy, I'm sure women go insane over your malformed craniofacial complex.
I can't slay because I'm a fuckboy :feelshah: HOLY COPE.
Muh I'm suffering from success. Pay attention to this because the next 2 have this same mental delusion a millionfold.


Verdict: Schizo rambler. MTN front, from every other angle you're LTN at best. You got pity-laid.





Case #4: ecig

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Come On Reaction GIF by MOODMAN


What the fuck are you talking about? Chadlite's are automatically popular and everyone wants to be their friend. Even a non-nt high-inhib chadlite has no problems making friends.

Let's see what this 'Chadlite' looks like :feelsokman::

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Chadlite in the dunes of Arrakis.

You look like a debloated FunkyFlamingo / downgraded ethnic Penn Badgley. GET HIM OUTTA HERE.

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While .org was arguing whether Chico is MTN or HTN, a fucking ethnic dog is claiming high-tier chadlite. How disrespectful. Does he not realize how many people have died / gotten bogged in the quest to chadlite. How dare he usurp that title.

Verdict: Low HTN at best.





Case #5: cyberpunk2075

This one is actually mentally ill. Buckle up.


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Javier Bardem Wtf GIF by Warner Bros. Pictures


An actual chad has finally stumbled upon .org


The chosen one is here.

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An actual fucking Giga-Chad. Everyone runs away from him like he's some Baki character. Can only keep 4 friends out of 100 and no women can stay in a relationship with him because he's too attractive. Keep in mind, Chico and Maher are married with plenty of friends. This means this guy is a level above them...

Let's see what he looks like :whatfeels::

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- 27 years old
- 5' 5" (165cm)
- 110lbs (50kg), skinny as fuck, like a twig

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- British Indian - fair skin complexion

Friends Tv Lol GIF by Nick At Nite


Donald Trump Lol GIF by Election 2020


CHAD IN THE SEWERS OF GHAZIABAD. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. I'M CAGING IRL AS I'M WRITING THIS. FUUUUUCKING HELL. THE STATE OF THIS FORUM. NUKE INDIA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. THIS IS INSANE.


THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NEXT TO 6ft3 @ConfusedBolivian

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On top of this, he's got street-shitter complexity. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
TOTAL INDIAN DEATH.

Verdict: downgraded Colton Myers, probably HTN. BUT YOU'RE 5ft5. So scraping subhumanity.

The absolute state of this forum...

DISCLAIMER TO MODS: ALL PICTURES WERE POSTED ON THEIR ACCOUNTS, NO ELEMENTS OF DOXXING.

@kebab @socialcel @Kamui @sportsmogger @forevergymcelling @TechnoBoss @Eli @st.hamudi but 6‘5 @ascension @0hMan
 
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I am 6'2 but 1 inch difference isnt much
 
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Keep them coming
 
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Very brutal larp from this dudes tbh
 
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LARP WITCH TRIALS AWARE
 
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good high quality thread
 
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i laughed a lot, good thread
 
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who is next?
 
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Such a good fucking quality thread and they mostly come from greycels as well. Caged so hard at this! This thread deserves more views tbh. Looking forward to another quality thread.
 
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Such a good fucking quality threads and they mostly come from greycels as well. Caged so hard at this! This threads deserves more views tbh. Looking forward to another quality thread.
Thank you so much! I'm flattered.
 
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xangsane said he was 5.8x5.3 tho and wishiwaschico lowkey good looking just mid physique even on roids
There's some other stuff about them that doesn't add up. You'll see.
 
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Fucking brutal ngl. I will never larp again please spare me.
 
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xangsane said he was 5.8x5.3 tho and wishiwaschico lowkey good looking just mid physique even on roids
I still don’t know what he looks like
 
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this is amazing bro plz never stop
 
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Haha eviscerated
 
being over 7 inches nbp is not ideal while being over 6'2 can be, also you forgot to mention girth I am a 7 inch girthcel
 
Good thread nigga the tag didnt work @jews fix your forum pls
 
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Such a good fucking quality thread and they mostly come from greycels as well. Caged so hard at this! This thread deserves more views tbh. Looking forward to another quality thread.
 
need dick pics bhai?
 

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