Question to my muslim brothers: How do I properly Muslimaxx?

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I don't wanna do any non-Halal activities. Any fellow Muslimcels can guide me to the correct path?

Is escortcelling allowed? Fapping? Smokes/Cig? I'm serious tbh.

@extreme-overthinker @averageblokecel @Tony @battlefieldincel
 
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Nigger, I'm a devout catholic, tony is shitposting and battlefieldincel is a degenerate atheist LOL
 
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Escortcelling - stricly prohibited
fapping - grey area but generally prohibited
Smoking / cigarettes - generally disliked and dis-encouraged
 
Why muslimaxx tho? Seriously
 
I don't wanna do any non-Halal activities. Any fellow Muslimcels can guide me to the correct path?

Is escortcelling allowed? Fapping? Smokes/Cig? I'm serious tbh.

@extreme-overthinker @averageblokecel @Tony @battlefieldincel

There is now way you'll smell the fragrance of paradise by not tagging me
 
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There is now way you'll smell the fragrance of paradise by not tagging me
Oh boyo I'm sorry. You're a new member and I didn't remember you. I feel you are the reincarnation of x69.
 
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Alcohol is strictly forbidden so is taking new haircuts too often
 
grow a beard and wear a burginin
 
I am so halalmaxxed it's unbelievable.

Never drank/tried alcohol, smoking, drugs, fornication or escortcelling.
 
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Why muslimaxx tho? Seriously

We're eventually all getting muslimified in 20 years time, might as well get ahead with the transition. While women in the West only marry chads and make 0.1 kids each on average, Abdullah from Copistan is making 15 kids despite being a solid 2/10.

It's over for westerncel
 
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Have you ever stared at a woman?

Answer yes
We're eventually all getting muslimified in 20 years time, might as well get ahead with the transition. While women in the West only marry chads and make 0.1 kids each on average, Abdullah from Copistan is making 15 kids despite being a solid 2/10.

It's over for westerncel

So high iq so unreal
 
I couldn't find any cool pics of Mohd so I am Krishnamaxxing now.

Yada yada hi dharmasya glanirbhavati bharata
Abhythanamadharmasya tadatmanam srijamyaham

Paritranaya sadhunang vinashay cha dushkritam
Dharmasangsthapanarthay sambhabami yuge yuge
 
my cult is the strongest cult out there. soon we will take over looksmax.org
@extreme-overthinker @badromance @Swagwaffle
it's ogre
 
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my cult is the strongest cult out there. soon we will take over looksmax.org
@extreme-overthinker @badromance @Swagwaffle
it's ogre
kope its ogre fr u
 
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my cult is the strongest cult out there. soon we will take over looksmax.org
@extreme-overthinker @badromance @Swagwaffle
it's ogre
Your cult ? hold on boy you are all copying me,you meant my cult
/over
 
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r u serious about this?
 
I will ask these girls for you when I'm in Tokyo.

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We're eventually all getting muslimified in 20 years time, might as well get ahead with the transition. While women in the West only marry chads and make 0.1 kids each on average, Abdullah from Copistan is making 15 kids despite being a solid 2/10.

It's over for westerncel
I migth as well die fighting abdullah in the great collapse
 
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Arabs enslaved me. Cumskins enslaved me.

I'll stick to my pagan gods thanks
 
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Arabs enslaved me. Cumskins enslaved me.

I'll stick to my pagan gods thanks

Remind me again of how enslaved you are, as you type your reply through an irrelevant internet forum.
 
Do whatever you want but make sure you ask for forgiveness everytime you pray.
 
Remind me again of how enslaved you are, as you type your reply through an irrelevant internet forum.
Dawg why are you always so serious and objective. You have a high IQ, ok , understood, now act normally, JFL
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