Rate me after ascending by mostly softmaxxing.

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RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

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Softmax king? @Glorious King @fashioncel @Tigermoggerlol
 

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what did you do with eyes
no way you can softmaxx them like that
 
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MTN I'm sorry mr flamingo .
 
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Framem4xx said:
what did you do with eyes
no way you can softmaxx them like that
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Idk man i spammed a lot of creams in that eye area and used volufiline i just soammed everything so something definitely worked
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
I have best coloring bes thealrh indicators jfl
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I'm sorry but you look kinda uncanny. If you were HTN or above you would know it based off IRL reactions to you. Women would be approaching you, you'd get stares in the street, etc. We need a video of you with no frauding, no BB cream, no perfect lighting, etc.

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Lets be real the greatest flaw of the before was the nose. Dont u agree? It was huge and droopy
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Yes the nose job was very good. I improved a lot after my rhinoplasty as well. The rhinoplasty benefited you greatly.
 
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TechnoBoss said:
I'm sorry but you look kinda uncanny. If you were HTN or above you would know it based off IRL reactions to you. Women would be approaching you, you'd get stares in the street, etc. We need a video of you with no frauding, no BB cream, no perfect lighting, etc.


Yes the nose job was very good. I improved a lot after my rhinoplasty as well. The rhinoplasty benefited you greatly.
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Chatgpt actually rated me 9.5
 

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TechnoBoss said:
I'm sorry but you look kinda uncanny. If you were HTN or above you would know it based off IRL reactions to you. Women would be approaching you, you'd get stares in the street, etc. We need a video of you with no frauding, no BB cream, no perfect lighting, etc.


Yes the nose job was very good. I improved a lot after my rhinoplasty as well. The rhinoplasty benefited you greatly.
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I got stares everywhere when I looked like that. Sometimes approaches but for some normal stuff. I always fraud. You wont catch me without frauding. Why wouldnt I. All girls fraud so it is not fair for me to not fraud. Make up = uncanny? Yeah cuz no male has that good health indicators I do and make up amplifies it
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
Chatgpt actually rated me 9.5
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It doesn't matter what wheat waffles or ChatGPT rates you mang. Do you get IOIs from women? Do they approach you in the street? Do you have a GF? How many women do you slay per year on average?

WheatWaffles rated you Chad. Do you think you're Chad? Do you think you get Chad treatment? Be honest with not only me but with yourself.
 
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TechnoBoss said:
Mang it doesn't matter what wheat waffles or ChatGPT rates you mang. Do you get IOIs from women? Do they approach you in the street? Do you have a GF? How many women do you slay per year on average?

WheatWaffles rated you Chad. Do you think you're Chad? Do you think you get Chad treatment? Be honest with not only me but with yourself.
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I dont know i just gym. I dont go out on the streets
 
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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
I got stares everywhere when I looked like that. Sometimes approaches but for some normal stuff. I always fraud. You wont catch me without frauding. Why wouldnt I. All girls fraud so it is not fair for me to not fraud. Make up = uncanny? Yeah cuz no male has that good health indicators I do and make up amplifies it
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No it's not the make up that's making you look uncanny it's something else. I'm mainly only referring to one photo in particular:
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And at the gym I train very fadt without breaks. So no girl would even think about approaching me. And when I take a break I am on my phone somewhere else
 
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TechnoBoss said:
No it's not the make up that's making you look uncanny it's something else. I'm mainly only referring to one photo in particular:
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Yeah maybe tiktok filter. And bloat. Roundness
 
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TechnoBoss said:
I'm sorry but you look kinda uncanny. If you were HTN or above you would know it based off IRL reactions to you. Women would be approaching you, you'd get stares in the street, etc. We need a video of you with no frauding, no BB cream, no perfect lighting, etc.


Yes the nose job was very good. I improved a lot after my rhinoplasty as well. The rhinoplasty benefited you greatly.
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where did u have ur rhino
 
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In some photos, its very obvious that ure wearing makeup. Make it more subtle, idk
 
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CL but body fat keeps u from being Chad
 
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where did u have ur rhino
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A doctor by Central Park in NYC. I don't want to say his name specifically but I had it done around 10 years ago.
 
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dnrwarrior11 said:
it doesnt really look deep into ratios that can identify facial flaws. im bored right now so if u want me to i could do some measurements real quick
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Yeah It just looks at the overall picture. My misc is a 10
 
TechnoBoss said:
I'm sorry but you look kinda uncanny. If you were HTN or above you would know it based off IRL reactions to you. Women would be approaching you, you'd get stares in the street, etc. We need a video of you with no frauding, no BB cream, no perfect lighting, etc.


Yes the nose job was very good. I improved a lot after my rhinoplasty as well. The rhinoplasty benefited you greatly.
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Did you ascend, brah?
 
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@Tigermoggerlol WHAT YA THINK?

TIKTOK EDIT WORTHY?
 
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Tigermoggerlol said:
Those pics he posted are low htn. But he sent me others in DMS where he had giga hollows and he was mid htn
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I WONDER WHY HE DOESN'T GET GOOD RESULTS ON DATING APPS
 
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softmaxxing your eyes is tough tho, not touchin that
 
monk231 said:
damn you had live a nw3?
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Yeah bro 2 yrs of fin plus minox saved my ahh. I am like barely norwooding rn. Very slight temple recession. But I cover it up with hair so it looks like nw0
 

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RealFunkyFlamingo said:
It is just watery and pumped no necessarily fat
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If I were actually fat u wouldnt see my collarbones and delts poppin and u would see some real belly fat not some skin bloat
 
bro the before looked so much better man
 
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