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[treezy456]

Anscesion Routine



Gym 3x a week

Bonesmashing

Minoxidil on eyebrows 2x a day

Castor Oil on eyebrows and eyelashes

Wearing a palate expander (I talked to my orthodontist and she is going to make one for me because my palate is so narrow my tounge can’t even fit in it which means that I can’t even do mewing because the right part of my tounge doesn’t fit and If I was going to mew its going to cause an assymetrical face.)

After 3 months Im going to start Hard Mewing as soon as my tounge fits properly in my upper palate. I will hard mewing as much as I can till my hyoid bone starts burning 24/7

Chewing hard gum every other day for 30mins at least to grow my masseter muscles and get that jaw width

Flexing the chin in order to grow the chin muscle and make it bigger ( I was wondering if its worth it since my chin is a little bit reccessed you can grow your chin muscles if growing that chin muscle)

Eyelid pulling ( idk how real it is idgaf I will try it anyways) hopefully doesnt give me a third eyelid im still debating if I should do it



Let me know if I should add anything to that routine and what else than minoxidil would cause good eyebrow growth?

 

[asdvek]

bonesmashing is cope and hard mewing is cope too and masseter is cope

masseter makes u look bloated, a good jaw has bone mass not masseters

eyelid pulling is shit and gives u third eyelid

flexing the chin is what the fuck is that

this is cope routine bro

 

[treezy456]

bonesmashing is cope and hard mewing is cope too and masseter is cope

masseter makes u look bloated, a good jaw has bone mass not masseters

eyelid pulling is shit and gives u third eyelid

flexing the chin is what the fuck is that

this is cope routine bro

Flexing the chin can give you a chin muscle which makes it look more prominent. My dad has big chin just because of it so ik it works

 

[asdvek]

Flexing the chin can give you a chin muscle which makes it look more prominent. My dad has big chin just because of it so ik it works

theres no muscle in your chin retard

 

[treezy456]

bonesmashing is cope and hard mewing is cope too and masseter is cope

masseter makes u look bloated, a good jaw has bone mass not masseters

eyelid pulling is shit and gives u third eyelid

flexing the chin is what the fuck is that

this is cope routine bro

Look at josh mcgregor he has massive masseter muscles and it doesnt make him look bloated
Bonesmashing might be cope but I will try it
And Ill avoid eyelid pulling

 

[treezy456]

theres no muscle in your chin retard

There is mf. There even is a muscle in your cheek. If there woild be no muscle in your chin then how would your move your lips. Think about it

 

[asdvek]

There is mf. There even is a muscle in your cheek. If there woild be no muscle in your chin then how would your move your lips. Think about it

tendons and ligaments not muscle

 

[beefliverontop]

Minoxodil? Why not just castor oil
bonesmash like 10-15 mins per day aswell

 

[treezy456]

tendons and ligaments not muscle

Yea but if you train them they get bigger my dad did that shit (not on purpose) and it worked

 

[asdvek]

Yea but if you train them they get bigger my dad did that shit (not on purpose) and it worked

your chin bone wont get bigger fucking retard
and you cant train your ligaments

 

[treezy456]

Minoxodil? Why not just castor oil
bonesmash like 10-15 mins per day aswell

It doesnt work too well I tried castor oil for 3 months and saw almost no progress

 

[beefliverontop]

It doesnt work too well I tried castor oil for 3 months and saw almost no progress

It takes a while to see progress
6 months atleast but ye whatever minoxdil is fine ig

 

[treezy456]

your chin bone wont get bigger fucking retard
and you cant train your ligaments

Im not talking sbiut chin bone there is some mass in front of your chin bone and if you flex it hard you can train it

 

[treezy456]

It takes a while to see progress
6 months atleast

The problem is I dont have much hair at the end of my eyebrows even if it gets longer I wont see much progress I need to get more hair there

 

[beefliverontop]

The problem is I dont have much hair at the end of my eyebrows even if it gets longer I wont see much progress I need to get more hair there

Okay. Keep doing minx then

 

[normie tiktoker]

talked to my orthodontist and she is going to make one for me because my palate is so narrow my tounge can’t even fit in it which means that I can’t even do mewing because the right part of my tounge doesn’t fit and If I was going to mew its going to cause an assymetrical face.)

 

[treezy456]

Whats so funny?

 

[normie tiktoker]

theres no muscle in your chin retard

could I use lemon bottle or lipo on my chin fat?

 

[descension]

you have to look at your face and fix the fixable problems

you're welcome

 

[treezy456]

you have to look at your face and fix the fixable problems

you're welcome

I have thin eyebrows on the end very low set and dark bu the end of my eyebrows is really thin would minoxidil do the job and castor oil?

 

[descension]

I have thin eyebrows on the end very low set and dark bu the end of my eyebrows is really thin would minoxidil do the job and castor oil?

minox dye eyebrow pencil

 

[treezy456]

minox dye eyebrow pencil

Eybrow pencil is gay I cant be caught wearing that

 

[God-himself]

Just use olive oil for eyebrows (it works), gym, loose fat in face, chin tucks, eat foods that are good for rich dense bones and pray that ur genetics carry u to gandy heaven. Bone smashing is nonsense, u'll just ruin ur face. It's actually a meme, but fools think it's legit.

 

[treezy456]

Just use olive oil for eyebrows (it works), gym, loose fat in face, chin tucks, eat foods that are good for rich dense bones and pray that ur genetics carry u to gandy heaven. Bone smashing is nonsense, u'll just ruin ur face. It's actually a meme, but fools think it's legit.

What about sean stricklands x rays ?

 

[ineonx]

Increase test levels don't worry about bonesmashing and bone growth if your test levels are giga fucked and if you are skinny fat

 

[cashcow]

Minoxidil on eyebrows 2x a day

L minox

 

[treezy456]

L minox

??

 

[curryascenderr]

bonesmashing is cope and hard mewing is cope too and masseter is cope

masseter makes u look bloated, a good jaw has bone mass not masseters

eyelid pulling is shit and gives u third eyelid

flexing the chin is what the fuck is that

this is cope routine bro

masseter doesnt make you look bloated look at Pitt. You have to be careful to develop both the inner and outer U as Mike Mew says when chewmaxxing. Mewing is not cope in my opinion and that coupled with a correct swallow is definelty not cope. Fleexing the chin I agree is cope not sure about bonesmashing seems like a decent routine. OP why cant you go gym 5 times a week?

 

[asdvek]

masseter doesnt make you look bloated look at Pitt. You have to be careful to develop both the inner and outer U however when chewmaxxing as Mike Mew says. Mewing is not cope in my opinion and that coupled with a correct swallow is definelty not cope. Fleexing the chin I agree is cope not sure about bonesmashing seems like a decent routine. OP why cant you go gym 5 times a week?

dnr retard

pitt has jaw bone mass too thats why he looks good, if he didnt he would be as famous as he is rn

 

[treezy456]

masseter doesnt make you look bloated look at Pitt. You have to be careful to develop both the inner and outer U however when chewmaxxing as Mike Mew says. Mewing is not cope in my opinion and that coupled with a correct swallow is definelty not cope. Fleexing the chin I agree is cope not sure about bonesmashing seems like a decent routine. OP why cant you go gym 5 times a week?

I play a sport professionally

 

[curryascenderr]

dnr retard

pitt has jaw bone mass too thats why he looks good, if he didnt he would be as famous as he is rn

Where has OP mentioned he is lacking bones? Are you saying no1 on this site can benefit from masseter hypertrophy JFL

 

[treezy456]

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masseter doesnt make you look bloated look at Pitt. You have to be careful to develop both the inner and outer U as Mike Mew says when chewmaxxing. Mewing is not cope in my opinion and that coupled with a correct swallow is definelty not cope. Fleexing the chin I agree is cope not sure about bonesmashing seems like a decent routine. OP why cant you go gym 5 times a week?

Exactly look at pitt mcgregor austin dunham all of them got overgrown masseters and had a narrow skull before look at pitt when he was 16

 

[asdvek]

Where has OP mentioned he is lacking bones? Are you saying no1 on this site can benefit from masseter hypertrophy JFL

yes and i feel disrespected because an indian replied to my post, ew

 

[curryascenderr]

yes and i feel disrespected because an indian replied to my post, ew

your upset becus your lacking intelligence and i showed how retarded you are, Currys mog you lil bro

 

[asdvek]

your upset becus your lacking intelligence and i showed how retarded you are, Currys mog you lil bro

>curry
>mogs

choose one

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

teeth as always along with voice so you dot become a cuck. Fix coloring using skin products and shit.

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

>curry
>mogs

choose one

big curry cock mogs

 

[curryascenderr]

>curry
>mogs

choose one

im not going back and forth with you i proved you wrong dont talk on topics that clearly your lacking knowledge on neither of us have seen OPs face but it is possible he can benefit from chewmaxxing.

 

[asdvek]

im not going back and forth with you i proved you wrong dont talk on topics that clearly your lacking knowledge on neither of us have seen OPs face but it is possible he can benefit from chewmaxxing.

>curry
>knowledge

choose one

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

>curry
>knowledge

choose one

>6 months and 14000 posts
>mental stability

choose one

 

[asdvek]

> 6 months and 14000 post
> mental stability

choose one

>curry
>average

choose one (currys cant be average or above average, always below average)

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

>curry
>average

choose one (currys cant be average or above average, always below average)

Big curry cock mogger bhai. False