
Piratecel
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DISCLAIMER**: I DO NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM SUPPORT, CONDONE OR PROMOTE THEIR ACTIONS. THIS POST IS MERELY AN ANALYSIS OF THE ATTRACTIVENESS OF THESE LONG DECEASED CRIMINALS. I COMPLETELY CONDEMN THEIR ACTS OF PURE EVIL.



- Starting with who is obviously most attractive out of the bunch Richard Ramirez. I mean its obvious what's attractive about him, he has a superior lower third and pronounced cheek bones, good eye area, full hair, over 6 ft tall, good frame. Even in his 50s he retained many of his features including his full hair, he winemired like a gigachad. Facially I would rate him a 9.5. SMV wise I would rank him lower at about an 7, the reason for this is because of JBW and the IQ pill. Before he carried out his crimes he was just some nobody mexican thug with no school education or any notable status whatsoever. Him being a throwaway of society knocks down his SMV to an 7.



- The second most attractive is Ted Bundy. Bundy's best features by far is his brow ridge and his jaw. He also has very good facial harmony, blue hunter eyes, nice full hair and very masculine looking face. Facially I would rank him an 8.5, SMV wise I would rank him a 9.5 because his whiteness, education history, status, and charismatic personality gave him a halo effect, which is part of the reason why he is the most talked about serial killer.


- Looks wise Dahmer is definitely chad tier, good jawline, good frame, good height, masculine looking face, good eye area. I would rank him an 8 facially. SMV wise he is an 8.5. Apart from being good looking and the jbw halo there's nothing else that improves his SMV.