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Alright boys, I really don't have anything better to do with my life and I don't meet the looks requirement to walk in public in London without getting arrested.
So I will be carrying out some reviews of @the BULL 's acting skills, and the best one will be submitted to a casting agency. Let's get this man to Hollywood.
Video 1: "The Pretty Badboy"
This video is really a sight to behold. Look at the badboy acting. Nonchalant body posture, careless facial expressions signifying his low cortisol levels. Shrugs back his shoulders as if to tell the world to eat his nuts. This man fears no authority figure. Portrays himself as the "high school bully" in every teenage American film.
Verdict: Endless JB appeal, paired with raw talent. A masterpiece. 9/10
Video 2: "The thoughtful Bombay Badboy"
This one is for the deep thinkers. The intellectuals, the problem solvers. Look at his expressions at the start, deep in thought. He's formulating ideas and inventions that Einstein and Tesla could only ever dream of. In his mind he's already solved world hunger, he's foreseen the implications of AI, he's cracked the blockchain. Is it a human mind or a computer? Who knows. He finishes off the video, snapping back to reality, back to his natural Bombay badboy state, ready to fulfil his insatiable need for excitement and sex.
Verdict: Intellectual, raw, innovative. 8/10
Video 3: "Real men do cry - the Tearful Badboy"
It's ok for men to show their emotions at times. Girls don't like a guy who stays stone-faced and stoic at all times. They need a real man who isn't scared to show vulnerability.
Enter - the Tearful Badboy.
A mogger who is in touch with his emotions, his feminine side. An alpha male who bears the pressure of taking care of his family, his pets and the numerous Stacies in his harem. He tries his best - but sometimes it can all get too much for a mogger to take, and the tears start flowing. This is the video which shows us that the BULL is human after all. That he is capable of crying, of opening himself up, and dealing with the criticism and ridicule that may follow.
Verdict: Emotional and raw, yet shows us the human side of this Badboy. Real alphas do cry, and any haters can suck his mog. 10/10
As a result of the high rating, I will be submitting Video 3 to all the casting agencies in LA. Hollywood beckons for this Sicilian Mogger, soon coming to a screen near you, to mog you in front of your wives and girlfriends. Stay tuned.
Tagging all BULL fans:
@Ketamine @mrriceguy @Hoso @stunna @BongMog @defezman @prettyboyy @Grel Hellscream
So I will be carrying out some reviews of @the BULL 's acting skills, and the best one will be submitted to a casting agency. Let's get this man to Hollywood.
Video 1: "The Pretty Badboy"
This video is really a sight to behold. Look at the badboy acting. Nonchalant body posture, careless facial expressions signifying his low cortisol levels. Shrugs back his shoulders as if to tell the world to eat his nuts. This man fears no authority figure. Portrays himself as the "high school bully" in every teenage American film.
Verdict: Endless JB appeal, paired with raw talent. A masterpiece. 9/10
Video 2: "The thoughtful Bombay Badboy"
This one is for the deep thinkers. The intellectuals, the problem solvers. Look at his expressions at the start, deep in thought. He's formulating ideas and inventions that Einstein and Tesla could only ever dream of. In his mind he's already solved world hunger, he's foreseen the implications of AI, he's cracked the blockchain. Is it a human mind or a computer? Who knows. He finishes off the video, snapping back to reality, back to his natural Bombay badboy state, ready to fulfil his insatiable need for excitement and sex.
Verdict: Intellectual, raw, innovative. 8/10
Video 3: "Real men do cry - the Tearful Badboy"
It's ok for men to show their emotions at times. Girls don't like a guy who stays stone-faced and stoic at all times. They need a real man who isn't scared to show vulnerability.
Enter - the Tearful Badboy.
A mogger who is in touch with his emotions, his feminine side. An alpha male who bears the pressure of taking care of his family, his pets and the numerous Stacies in his harem. He tries his best - but sometimes it can all get too much for a mogger to take, and the tears start flowing. This is the video which shows us that the BULL is human after all. That he is capable of crying, of opening himself up, and dealing with the criticism and ridicule that may follow.
Verdict: Emotional and raw, yet shows us the human side of this Badboy. Real alphas do cry, and any haters can suck his mog. 10/10
As a result of the high rating, I will be submitting Video 3 to all the casting agencies in LA. Hollywood beckons for this Sicilian Mogger, soon coming to a screen near you, to mog you in front of your wives and girlfriends. Stay tuned.
Tagging all BULL fans:
@Ketamine @mrriceguy @Hoso @stunna @BongMog @defezman @prettyboyy @Grel Hellscream
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