Raw eggs are so efficient

[EthiopianMaxxer]

I couldn't care less about nootrients. Cracking 5 raw eggs into a glass and drinking them takes 2 minutes, whereas it takes a fucking century to cook them on a pan or whatever. You barely even need to wash any dishes too.

Unfortunately, raw eggs taste slightly worse than cooked eggs imo. The return on investment is undeniably higher though. If you're a lazy fuck, I highly recommend raw eggs

 

[registerfasterusing]

I couldn't care less about nootrients. Cracking 5 raw eggs into a glass and drinking them takes 2 minutes, whereas it takes a fucking century to cook them on a pan or whatever. You barely even need to wash any dishes too.

Unfortunately, raw eggs taste slightly worse than cooked eggs imo. The return on investment is undeniably higher though. If you're a lazy fuck, I highly recommend raw eggs

Drink piss from the toilet bowl its even more efficient

 

[maximuslaid]

I couldn't care less about nootrients. Cracking 5 raw eggs into a glass and drinking them takes 2 minutes, whereas it takes a fucking century to cook them on a pan or whatever. You barely even need to wash any dishes too.

Unfortunately, raw eggs taste slightly worse than cooked eggs imo. The return on investment is undeniably higher though. If you're a lazy fuck, I highly recommend raw eggs

I dont like them cold tho

I usually have to heat them up for a bit before drinking them

 

[Node]

But you’ll get salmonella over
@Bryce

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

Drink piss from the toilet bowl its even more efficient

Tf is wrong with you nigga

 

[registerfasterusing]

Tf is wrong with you nigga

I learned from the goat @asdvek

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

But you’ll get salmonella over
@Bryce

Cope, about 1 in 20,000 eggs contain salmonella

 

[Node]

Cope, about 1 in 20,000 eggs are estimated to contain salmonella

And if you eat 5 eggs a day

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

I dont like them cold tho

I usually have to heat them up for a bit before drinking them

I've never heated them up before, I'll try it next time

 

[EthiopianMaxxer]

And if you eat 5 eggs a day

If I have 5 eggs a day for a month, there will be a 1 in 133 chance I'll get salmonella

Sounds worth it to me

 

[maximuslaid]

I've never heated them up before, I'll try it next time

I put them in boiling water for about 20 sec because it tastes better when heated up compared to when taken straight out the fridge imo

 

[Node]

If I have 5 eggs a day for a month, there will be a 1 in 133 chance I'll get salmonella

Sounds worth it to me

Until you get sam and ella

 

[romanstock]

just put them in a bowl with some sugar and cocoa then stir it with the fork and u have brownie batter bfast yum yum

 

[rapelover3]

Keep them sealed in a jar for 3+ days at a time it ferments and feels like CBD after you drink

 

[asdvek]

You niggas are brainwashed about muh salmonella

There's no concrete proof that "salmonella" or any other bacteria, like e.coli, camplyobacter, listeria etc causes disease.

What I'm saying is it's all fear mongering.

There is no actual proof bacteria is harmful for you.

 

[asdvek]

Keep them sealed in a jar for 3+ days at a time it ferments and feels like CBD after you drink

Yea, not even a jar but I just keep it straight up completely exposed in a glass lol

 

[hopelessgymcel]

You niggas are brainwashed about muh salmonella

There's no concrete proof that "salmonella" or any other bacteria, like e.coli, camplyobacter, listeria etc causes disease.

What I'm saying is it's all fear mongering.

There is no actual proof bacteria is harmful for you.

idiot salmonella is very real go eat cage raised supermarket raw chicken and see how you feel

 

[asdvek]

idiot salmonella is very real go eat cage raised supermarket raw chicken and see how you feel

I tested positive for salmonella and I was perfectly fine

salmonella is very real

Yeah how do you know? Have you gotten it before?

I have and I was perfectly fine

Brainwashed retard

 

[hopelessgymcel]

Yeah how do you know? Have you gotten it before?

yes i have gotten it before

 

[asdvek]

yes i have gotten it before

I don't believe you faggot.

I literally eat raw chicken at least once a week and I'm perfectly fine

 

[hopelessgymcel]

I don't believe you faggot.

I literally eat raw chicken at least once a week and I'm perfectly fine

then then don't fucking belive it. you can eat raw chicken but only if its high quality which does not mean that salmonella isn't real

 

[asdvek]

then then don't fucking belive it. you can eat raw chicken but only if its high quality which does not mean that salmonella isn't real

Salmonella is fear mongering retard.

 

[hopelessgymcel]

Salmonella is fear mongering retard.

yes throwing up 35 times a day and shitting blood is a result of being scared. you really are a genius nigger

 

[asdvek]

yes throwing up 35 times a day and shitting blood is a result of being scared. you really are a genius nigger

That's body detoxifying from toxins retard.

Bacteria and parasites are symbians, meaning they work together with the body, they eat dead cells only and help cleanse them.

Obviously, when your slave faggot ass, who probably eats junk food and other garbage like grains and plants that got pesticides and many other shit, salmonella hit you hard because there was a lot of toxins and the detox was too hard.

But when I got it, it didn't affect me in any way whatsoever, because there wasn't much toxins to detox to begin with anyway, in fact I even felt way way better.

There is a gut and bacteria axis, the more bacteria in your gut, the happier you are, they're connected.

Guess what, bacteria and parasites are not bad for you, you have been brainwashed.

Useless fear mongering retard with zero knowledge on shit.

 

[hopelessgymcel]

That's body detoxifying from toxins retard.

Bacteria and parasites are symbians, meaning they work together with the body, they eat dead cells only and help cleanse them.

Obviously, when your slave faggot ass, who probably eats junk food and other garbage like grains and plants that got pesticides and many other shit, salmonella hit you hard because there was a lot of toxins and the detox was too hard.

But when I got it, it didn't affect me in any way whatsoever, because there wasn't much toxins to detox to begin with anyway, in fact I even felt way way better.

There is a gut and bacteria axis, the more bacteria in your gut, the happier you are, they're connected.

Guess what, bacteria and parasites are not bad for you, you have been brainwashed.

Useless fear mongering retard with zero knowledge on shit.

this retard thinks he's too chad to suffer from parasites because he eats raw meat

explain all the primal wild animals that get raped by parasites even though they've never eaten bullshit food ever in their live

 

[asdvek]

explain all the primal wild animals that get raped by parasites

Show one.

 

[asdvek]

this retard thinks he's too chad to suffer from parasites because he eats raw meat

explain all the primal wild animals that get raped by parasites even though they've never eaten bullshit food ever in their live

Useless fear mongering.

 

[hopelessgymcel]

Show one.

nigga every single deep sea animal that's ever lived

 

[asdvek]

nigga every single deep sea animal that's ever lived

We are humans, not like those animals

Useless fear mongering

 

[hopelessgymcel]

We are humans, not like those animals

Useless fear mongering

yes we are the only animal that is immune to parasites that makes perfect sense

 

[asdvek]

yes we are the only animal that is immune to parasites that makes perfect sense

Where did I say that you fucking retard?

Classic strawman's fallacy.

I've argued with 50 retards like you

 

[hopelessgymcel]

I've argued with 50 retards like you

maybe its time to realise that your wrong then

 

[asdvek]

maybe its time to realise that your wrong then

Appeal to masses fallacy "if everyone does this then it means its good"

Cool, you keep doing fallacies like an inbred fucking retard

You're an incompetent loser

 

[SilvioMoltisantiDan]

I couldn't care less about nootrients. Cracking 5 raw eggs into a glass and drinking them takes 2 minutes, whereas it takes a fucking century to cook them on a pan or whatever. You barely even need to wash any dishes too.

Unfortunately, raw eggs taste slightly worse than cooked eggs imo. The return on investment is undeniably higher though. If you're a lazy fuck, I highly recommend raw eggs

fucking nigger, nothing like eating 10 cooked eggs lifefuel, kys

 

[hopelessgymcel]

You're an incompetent loser

alright buddy

 

[hopelessgymcel]

Appeal to masses fallacy "if everyone does this then it means its good"

Cool, you keep doing fallacies like an inbred fucking retard

You're an incompetent loser

guess you're the competent loser

 

[asdvek]

View attachment 4344968alright buddy

That doesn't mean shit, and is not an argument.

Where's your argument at buddy?

Ad hominem

This is the 3rd fallacy you have made

Absolute garbage arguments

 

[hopelessgymcel]

That doesn't mean shit, and is not an argument.

Where's your argument at buddy?

Ad hominem

This is the 3rd fallacy you have made

Absolute garbage arguments

nigga there is no argument to be made against braindead imbeciles like you

 

[asdvek]

nigga there is no argument to be made against braindead imbeciles like you

Argument won, hang yourself

 

[hopelessgymcel]

Argument won, hang yourself

chubby boy

 

[asdvek]

chubby boy

Not lean doesnt equal to fat

Nice strawmans fallacy again retard

 

[hopelessgymcel]

Not lean doesnt equal to fat

Nice strawmans fallacy again retard

not lean = chubby boy

 

[asdvek]

not lean = chubby boy

Strawmans fallacy

Just commit suicide inbred cuck

 

[Foreverbrad]

I don’t understand why you’d subject yourself to this disgusting experience.

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

Scrambled with aromat ontop after

 

[The Fool]

I couldn't care less about nootrients. Cracking 5 raw eggs into a glass and drinking them takes 2 minutes, whereas it takes a fucking century to cook them on a pan or whatever. You barely even need to wash any dishes too.

Unfortunately, raw eggs taste slightly worse than cooked eggs imo. The return on investment is undeniably higher though. If you're a lazy fuck, I highly recommend raw eggs

yeah its still fast even if you separate the yolk

 

[hopelessgymcel]

Strawmans fallacy

Just commit suicide inbred cuck

alright bubblebut

 

[asdvek]

I don’t understand why you’d subject yourself to this disgusting experience.

You're just not adapted to the taste

For me, raw eggs LITERALLY TASTE BETTER than cooked eggs

I've never liked cooked eggs my entire life

But I can drink 20+ raw eggs a day