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What I will cover:
Why make this?
There are guides with great info such as redfacccees guide however they contain so much information that most are too lazy to read and put into practice ((half of the comments are dnr)) or they are intimidated by the sheer amount of info. Also mainstream fitness information is absolute dogshit pseudoscience so dont be arrogant and think that you dont need guidance when it comes to gym.
TLDR, pneumo thread inspired me.
"Gym is cope"
The only people who say this are people who have never had a good physique and therefore do not truly understand the difference in treatement from women (and men if you care about that). People will write essays on here about why having an extra milimitre of bone is life or death because of biologically driven attraction but will deny the benefits of gymceling. Cant wait for the bonecels who spend thousands of hours on here yet dont even attempt to actually looksmax to cry.
TLDR, its not.
Why gymcel?
Attractive to a lot of women, leanmax more efficiently, enhances frame, CAN improve dimorphism, can semi-halo you, stimulate gh and test, improve overall health, makes clothes fit better on you, easy ntmax.
My personal anecdotal benefits
More masculine face, improved frame appearance, more attention from women, improved status among both genders, less time to rot, cope with trauma, improved sleep, increased test, makes you appear more nt, forces you to talk to other people even if it's asking how many sets they have left.
TLDR, lifefuel.
*DISCLAIMER*
Before roidcels come for my bloodline i am making this thread INTENTIONALLY basic and dumbed-down so that it is comprehendable and easy to apply to the average forum users life, I want to avoid overcomplicating something that doesnt need to be complicated. I will leave out nuance and variating opinions on many topics because a 15 year old who wants wider shoulders doesnt need to know the extreme depths of mechanical tension, xRIR vs failure and all of the hyper-niche hypertrophy debates.
TLDR, intentionally simple/basic.
1. What to look for when purchasing a gym membership
Credentials:
Miscellaneous
Start gymceling NOW its not hard
@Infinite @ylrven @pneumocystosis
Red - Lower necessity to read
Orange - Highly recommend reading
Green - Essential to read
What I will cover:
- What to look for when purchasing a membership
- Supplements
- What to bring
- Viable splits
- Warm up
- How many exercises per muscle group
- Sets/reps
- Intensity/failure
- Progressive overload
- Free weights vs Machines/Cables
- Best exercises per muscle group
- Cutting/Bulking/Maintaining
- Credentials (my physique)
Why make this?
There are guides with great info such as redfacccees guide however they contain so much information that most are too lazy to read and put into practice ((half of the comments are dnr)) or they are intimidated by the sheer amount of info. Also mainstream fitness information is absolute dogshit pseudoscience so dont be arrogant and think that you dont need guidance when it comes to gym.
TLDR, pneumo thread inspired me.
"Gym is cope"
The only people who say this are people who have never had a good physique and therefore do not truly understand the difference in treatement from women (and men if you care about that). People will write essays on here about why having an extra milimitre of bone is life or death because of biologically driven attraction but will deny the benefits of gymceling. Cant wait for the bonecels who spend thousands of hours on here yet dont even attempt to actually looksmax to cry.
TLDR, its not.
Why gymcel?
Attractive to a lot of women, leanmax more efficiently, enhances frame, CAN improve dimorphism, can semi-halo you, stimulate gh and test, improve overall health, makes clothes fit better on you, easy ntmax.
My personal anecdotal benefits
More masculine face, improved frame appearance, more attention from women, improved status among both genders, less time to rot, cope with trauma, improved sleep, increased test, makes you appear more nt, forces you to talk to other people even if it's asking how many sets they have left.
TLDR, lifefuel.
*DISCLAIMER*
Before roidcels come for my bloodline i am making this thread INTENTIONALLY basic and dumbed-down so that it is comprehendable and easy to apply to the average forum users life, I want to avoid overcomplicating something that doesnt need to be complicated. I will leave out nuance and variating opinions on many topics because a 15 year old who wants wider shoulders doesnt need to know the extreme depths of mechanical tension, xRIR vs failure and all of the hyper-niche hypertrophy debates.
TLDR, intentionally simple/basic.
1. What to look for when purchasing a gym membership
- Sauna
- Plenty machines (avoid technogym if possible)
- Steroids - dont take unless highly informed and not necessary to build an aesthetic physique
- Pre workout - not necessary. if you want it look for 100-250mg caf and some citrulline
- Creatine - not necessary but a good supplement if you want it (lets muscles hold more water)
- MK-677 - overrated. use if you are bulking or REALLY struggle to put food down and know how to manage insulin resistance
- 1L+ Water
- Wrist straps (optional)
- Lifting belt (for once you start lifting heavy weight)
- Headphones
- Swim shorts + shower stuff (if you have a sauna)
- PPL - Day 1: Push movements. Day 2: Pull movements. Day 3: Leg movements. Day 4: Rest.
- Arnold - Day 1: Chest and Back. Day 2: Arms and Shoulders. Day 3: Legs and Abs. *REPEAT* Day 7: Rest.
- Bro - Day 1: Chest. Day 2: Back. Day 3: Legs. Day 4: Shoulders. Day 5: Arms. Day 6: Rest.
- Do NOT do cardio before your workout it will fatigue your muscles without effictively stimulating the muscle.
- Do dynamic stretches and rotator cuff exercises to avoid injury during training
- Warm up sets - Do a warmup set before you start your first working set of a muscle group, do the same machine/movement you are about to do but use about 65% of the weight that you would use for a working set and go close to failure
- E.g. Im training chest and my first movement is an incline chest press machine with a working set weight of 100kg, i will begin with rotator cuff exercises and then do a warm up set of about 60-70kg close to failure
- Please do not neglect warming up as it is vital for reducing risk of injury, injuring yourself will force you to lose a lot of progress
- 2-5 excercises per muscle group depending on the muscle group
- E.g. you dont need to do 5 different excercises for rear delts/forearms/calves however two different excercises might not be enough for your chest or back
- Focus on not neglecting muscle groups because you are caught up on which lat variation is optimal e.g. rear delts get neglected regularly
- E.g. 5x8. The 5 stands for sets, the 8 stands for how many reps you perform per set
- Working set - A set designed to stimulate muscle group
- Warm up set - A set designed to send blood to the desired muscle group and somewhat stimulate it to prepare it for the load of the working set
- Please do not fall for the most popular set/rep range: 4x12
- Do 2-3 sets per exercise with 6-10 reps per set (this doesnt include warm up sets)
- This is the most crucial part of gymceling and is the most commonly made mistake which leads so many to struggle to see progress and therefore despise the gym
- You should be going TO failure or CLOSE to failure during every working set
- Failure - When you are no longer able to perform 80%< of the Range Of Motion (ROM)
- Focus on making each repetition a quality repetition with good technique, if that means lowering the weight thats okay its better to perform lighter, high quality reps than heavier, shitty reps
- If you feel a lot of pressure in your face or feel like youre going to pass out then make sure you take deep, controlled breaths during your sets and disperse pressure away from your face
- Once you can complete 10< quality reps consistently of a certain weight, increase the weight so that you are failing in the 6-10 rep range again, rinse and repeat
- I understand the appeal of free weights and the stigma around machines however if you are purely persuing hypertrophy (muscle growth) then machines/cables are the way
- Why? Machines/cables allow you to isolate the desired muscle group more than using free weights, its that simple
- Free weights will be used but your workouts should be dominated by machines and cables
- Chest - Incline Smith Machine Press (upper chest). Incline Chest Press Machine (upper chest). Decline Chest Press Machine (lower chest. Neutral Chest Press Machine (both). Cable Chest Flies (either depending on the angle). Pec Deck (either depending on angle)
- Back - Wide grip Lat Pulldown (lats). Lat pullover (lats). Single arm lat pullover/down (lats). Seated rows (mid back). Single-arm seated rows (mid back).Bent over rows (mid and upper back). Row machine (mid and upper back)
- Triceps - Straight bar pushdowns. Rope pushdowns. Single arm cable pushdowns. JM smith machine press.
- Biceps - Preacher curl. Rope hammer curl. Dumbbell hammer curl. Dumbbell neutral curl. Externally rotated dumbbell curl. Preacher curl machine.
- Shoulders - Dumbbell lateral raises (side delt). Cable lateral raises (side delt). Dumbbell front raises (front delt). Cable front raises (front delt). Smith machine shoulder press (front delt). Face pulls (rear delt). Reverse Pec Deck (rear delts)
- Legs - Leg extensions (quads). Hack squat (quads). Leg curl (hamstrings). RDLs (hamstrings). Leg press (all depending on technique). Calve raises (calves).
- Cutting - Entering a calorie deficit to maximise fat loss and attempt to minimise muscle loss
- Bulking - Entering a calorie surplus to maximise muscle gain and attempt to minimise fat gain
- Maintaining - Entering caloric maintenance to maintain muscle and fat (your current physique), potentially improving muscle maturity
- What should i be doing? If you have a lot of excess body fat or want to lose fat, you should cut. If you are skinny and/or want muscle, you should bulk. If you have a great physique and want to maintain it, maintenance.
- If you are under 19 you should be bulking even if the surplus isnt much, its hard to make yourself do as most people here desperately want to be 2% body fat however, if you are not in a calorie surplus when you are still growing, you can miss out on development
- How do I do this? Aim for 1g of protein per lb of body weight. Use a maintenance calorie calculator to find out what your maintenance calories are. Consume 20-40% more calories if you are bulking and 20-40% less calories if you are cutting.
- How do i count calories? Look at the nutritional information on the back of the goyslop you are eating and use that information or look up the nutritional value of what youre eating if necessary. *counting calories is super easy it takes like 10 minutes everyday MAX*
- What food should I eat? Again very basic but a balanced diet with an emphasis on protein dense foods such as fish, beef and chicken. Avoid highly processed foods, foods high in sugar, energy drinks, alcohol, high fat foods etc.
Credentials:
- The first pic is a month into working out, and the others are now
Miscellaneous
- If you are 14-23 i recommend going for your university gym even if youre not at university and its open to the public (can get student discount and be around people ((stacies)) your age)
- Please please wear deodorant and shower BEFORE going to the gym
- Try to do cardio everyday and when you do, do it at the end of your workout (best cardio imo is swimming and stairmaster)
- Tuna
- No gymceling is not going to put you into a very specific niche
- Dont fall for the easy trap of talking about the gym constantly/making it your personality or talking abou tit at all. It completely nukes the thin nt cloak you created by going to the gym in the first place. DO NOT tell people you go to the gym unless they explicitly ask and when they do be casual about it like its meaningless and nothing remotely serious to you
- Dont give up easily because you dont see instant results, most people go the gym for a short period of time and then give up
- Dont take pre workout after 4-5pm
- DONT train obliques and honestly dont train abs unless they are severely underdeveloped i have intentionally left it out of my guide
- There's probably a fuck ton of mistakes i made this at 2am so forgive me
Start gymceling NOW its not hard
@Infinite @ylrven @pneumocystosis