reminder about tinder

[Deleted member 21735]

-women only look at your profile pic, forget about bio

-they may not even look at your pics so upload shit just to get more algorithm exposure

-alt girls are the worst

 

[Lebgfinal]

How do you know

 

[Deleted member 21735]

How do you know

cuz bitches told me so

 

[goyard]

here's what i know about tinder after going through my gfs best friends tinder with her:
(she had 5.5k likes in the span of like 2 days, blonde stacy very attractive)

- pictures are EXTREMELY important, don't look like you try too hard else it's cringe
- the best bio is one thats slightly playful and mysterious without revealing too much
- the competition is literally 0 all the guys were ugly and weird
- ALWAYS have a picture with an animal of some sort even if its ur friends dog/cat its an instant W
- girls genuinely will analyse ur profile like a forensic analyst, take good care of it or ur gonna get 0 matches

goodluck, i can answer any questions too just reply

 

[Deleted member 21735]

- the competition is literally 0 all the guys were ugly and weird

if thats the case then why do i get ghosted after the first date?

 

[goyard]

if thats the case then why do i get ghosted after the first date?

are you NT?

 

[rand anon]

are you NT?

Don’t bother jfl, too many here won’t accept it

 

[Copeful]

- the competition is literally 0 all the guys were ugly and weird

do you live in mumbai ?

 

[Deleted member 21735]

are you NT?

yeah

 

[St.TikTokcel]

- the competition is literally 0 all the guys were ugly and weird

Should we tell him? @Blackgymmax

 

[goyard]

do you live in mumbai ?

I live in Southwest England, specifically Devon/Cornwall. You can't say shit.

 

[Primalsplit]

cuz bitches told me so

Jfl at listening women

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Jfl at listening women

but she said she didnt even look at my age

 

[Primalsplit]

but she said she didnt even look at my age

Why would you even listen to anything that comes out of that mouth which gargled Chad's cock and slurped his semen?

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Why would you even listen to anything that comes out of that mouth which gargled Chad's cock and slurped his semen?

why would she lie about that?

 

[Primalsplit]

why would she lie about that?

Could be any reason. Could be a lie, could be not.

My point is that it literally does not matter what they say.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

My point is that it literally does not matter what they say.

yeah like she said she liked bass players

 

[soulless_npc]

Do guys put their dick size on tinder these days? I haven't been on it in years and i'm locked out of google play so I can't even if I wanted to

 

[Primalsplit]

yeah like she said she liked bass players

Yeah! You're catching on. Don't listen too much to what they say, focus on what they do.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Do guys put their dick size on tinder these days?

even if you did they wouldnt even look at it lol

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Yeah! You're catching on. Don't listen too much to what they say, focus on what they do.

she was lying to me to use me as an emotional tampon. its not fair

 

[Primalsplit]

she was lying to me to use me as an emotional tampon. its not fair

Dumb guys like you getting taken advantage of is actually very fair.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Dumb guys like you getting taken advantage of is actually very fair.

how could i have known???

 

[Primalsplit]

how could i have known???

You lack "eXPerIeNcE" and knowledge.

And oh, you're autistic ofc.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

You lack "eXPerIeNcE" and knowledge.

yeah i was supposed to tell she was manipulating from fucking text somehow

 

[Primalsplit]

yeah i was supposed to tell she was manipulating from fucking text somehow

I wish girls will keep abusing you.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

I wish girls will keep abusing you.

once i get my surgeries im the one who gonna abuse them

 

[Primalsplit]

once i get my surgeries im the one who gonna abuse them

It just might work.