Retards on here raging about normies who get GL gfs

[Xangsane]

You legit sound just like my friend holy shit y’all both INFP too whatever you say buddy

What's your friend like?

 

[whiteissuperior]

What's your friend like?

You. I already told you

 

[audimax]

Ferocious brag thread slayer tales - trigger warning

Post your most brutal brags / validating experiences ITT No holding back, no humbleness ect Mine: - Girl I got with at a festival (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met - Manage to slay the hottest girl on my uni course within 2 hours...

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Yo wtf you look like? I need your looks asap lmao

 

[Xangsane]

You. I already told you

I meant looks level

 

[Deleted member 29796]

LOL I don't believe you have cucked anyone, bro. Bragging about that is pure psycho shit, the most women will do when out with the boyfriends/husbands is look, of course, I can see some rare instances of women stepping out, but the overwhelming majority of women aren't acting like that.


Acting on something like that is beyond immoral, and I don't even believe in karma but that's definitely fucking fishing for it and in 2023, when men are this crazy and armed, fucking with a taken women is 100%:





These guys might believe that shit though. Also, the type of women that gave signs were usually trash tier women, rarely have I ever seen women of value doing anything like that, it's usually military wives or stressed out moms.


Either way, you are usually just capitalizing on an unstable relationship, bluepill or not, most women in good relationships aren't stepping out for a fucking chadlite.

 

[whiteissuperior]

I meant looks level

Gymmaxed strong MTN/low HTN

 

[Xangsane]

Gymmaxed strong MTN/low HTN

who has higher SMV, me or him?

 

[whiteissuperior]

who has higher SMV, me or him?

You probably

 

[Xangsane]

You probably

why me?

 

[audimax]

I don’t even give a fuck anymore if they are in a relationship. I just fuck them then DM their boyfriends telling them their girl is a slut

Tbh I think this is ethical cucking. If I ever have a girlfriend again and she cheats and the guy tells me, I wouldnt even be mad at him. More like being thankful he showed you her true colors so you can drop her or make her only a fuckbuddy

 

[whiteissuperior]

why me?

Enough!

 

[Xangsane]

Enough!

sorry!

 

[Deleted member 19442]

My halal gf said a guy on insta was hot but I'm prettier and more beautiful. What does that mean.

Man it’s over

 

[Xangsane]

w

Man it’s over

why?

 

[Deleted member 30477]

Why do people generalise?

Humble brag

 

[Xangsane]

Humble brag

no...

 

[Primalsplit]

I sometimes rubs me up the wrong way when people generalise. A couple of times at uni, some girls immediately assumed I was a player, an F boy, and I didn't even say anything bad to them. I tried to be nice to them, to help them out. And it hurt my feelings. In reality I was khhv.

Don't do favors for those kind of bitches then. And if they mess with you, you mess with them right back. Don't take this kind of disrespect.

 

[Xangsane]

Don't do favors for those kind of bitches then. And if they mess with you, you mess with them right back. Don't take this kind of disrespect.

I promise I won't.

 

[infini]

Even as a Chadlite, I've lost count of how many normies I've cucked. Same goes for my Chad friend, girls don't give a fuck about their boyfriends when he's trying to escalate with them

It's obvious many here have never been to a party with a real Chad

Were you cucking during your relationship or before?

NTR fantasy innit

What's NTR? Neurotypical revenge. And sorry also there was that reply that I forgot all about.

Ferocious brag thread slayer tales - trigger warning

Post your most brutal brags / validating experiences ITT No holding back, no humbleness ect Mine: - Girl I got with at a festival (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met - Manage to slay the hottest girl on my uni course within 2 hours...

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Another Maher day?
I'm no slayer by any means but could contribute to that thread. It's mainly autistic standards and me getting insanely lucky but not valuing it for the most part until now. it'a fair share of girl-friends cucking their boyfriends for me at the time thinking about it. Most slays and women going off the deep end is likely rooted with relationships failing.

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I'll never unsee that now.

Don't generalise.

You are really out of touch on this one tbf. Your lack of experience is showing, even if I am risking generalising you, jfl.

I sometimes rubs me up the wrong way when people generalise. A couple of times at uni, some girls immediately assumed I was a player, an F boy, and I didn't even say anything bad to them. I tried to be nice to them, to help them out. And it hurt my feelings. In reality I was khhv.

Oh okay. When I was out of touch with hints. the only person it hurt was me. Then again I'm glad I lost my virginity and LTR'd with who I did, cause instantly I JFL'd at this but it's a double edge sword of standards vs missed opportunity. Sorry, but in this take, you sound like an ER whose about to ER themselves.

I don’t even give a fuck anymore if they are in a relationship. I just fuck them then DM their boyfriends telling them their girl is a slut

lol, but that time you saved the bro whom he later dumped her was a good one.

Why did those hot women pick the mid boyfriends to use him as a tool? Do they automatically think HTN+ = "muh he's likely not serious"?

Because they're the ones in control if they're NP . One factor is them being muh 'introverted' which just means shy and H/LQ-HP and are until you know what comes along.

Imagine getting retribution for your shit teen years instead of just getting uglier

Absolut.
Yolo.

LOL I don't believe you have cucked anyone, bro. Bragging about that is pure psycho shit, the most women will do when out with the boyfriends/husbands is look, of course, I can see some rare instances of women stepping out, but the overwhelming majority of women aren't acting like that.


Acting on something like that is beyond immoral, and I don't even believe in karma but that's definitely fucking fishing for it and in 2023, when men are this crazy and armed, fucking with a taken women is 100%:





These guys might believe that shit though. Also, the type of women that gave signs were usually trash tier women, rarely have I ever seen women of value doing anything like that, it's usually military wives or stressed out moms.


Either way, you are usually just capitalizing on an unstable relationship, bluepill or not, most women in good relationships aren't stepping out for a fucking chadlite.

Tell us you don't go outside without telling us you don't go outside

-

@VenomGT3
@Corleone
@Brus Wane
@VeryIndoEuropean

I wonder how gl you guys are, might I ask? Could you pm. You've likely seen me now at this point. You all seem to be in high regard on here. You too @AscendingHero but if not I understand.

Such a good convo to chill with. Crazy how this topic quality mogs the average org thread, in which I would spend hours on it vs not a single molecule.

 

[Deleted member 29796]

Tell us you don't go outside without telling us you don't go outside

LOL Sure bro, and how many men have you cucked?

 

[Deleted member 2381]

LOL I don't believe you have cucked anyone, bro. Bragging about that is pure psycho shit, the most women will do when out with the boyfriends/husbands is look, of course, I can see some rare instances of women stepping out, but the overwhelming majority of women aren't acting like that.


Acting on something like that is beyond immoral, and I don't even believe in karma but that's definitely fucking fishing for it and in 2023, when men are this crazy and armed, fucking with a taken women is 100%:





These guys might believe that shit though. Also, the type of women that gave signs were usually trash tier women, rarely have I ever seen women of value doing anything like that, it's usually military wives or stressed out moms.


Either way, you are usually just capitalizing on an unstable relationship, bluepill or not, most women in good relationships aren't stepping out for a fucking chadlite.

I don’t think you’re understanding what I’m saying

I don’t mean cucking in the sense that the girl and the boyfriend come back to your house and he sits in the corner watching you fuck his gf

It’s just fucking a girl who has a boyfeind

Most of the time you find out she had a boyfriend after you’ve fucked her

 

[infini]

LOL Sure bro, and how many men have you cucked?

Good handful though this isn't slaying, I'm not a Slayer, more of a Burzum person. These are the ones I can remember.

First time I entered nightclub was me getting IOI's from a british slag playing with my shirt and tie meanwhile her Jabba the Hut boyfriend watched from behind and later argued with her about her saying she wasn't his boyfriend. Had it last week with another brexit geezer straight up said his wife liked me after we danced.

But my favorite was during a rave house party ass to dick grinding and spanking on this girl I fancied all year in college whilst her twink pathetic version of me was in the opposite room just feet away. Still gets me hard thinking about it.

And whenever some subhuman ogre guys talk shit about my hair, they're inadvertently are fucking themselves over, exploiting their weakness. Especially within the same vicinity, a woman of theirs admits jealousy.

And there's another incident on NYE. Milf admitted it in front of her jb British slag daughter at the bar, asked me also what I use. 3 feet in front of her baldcel oldcel.

 

[Deleted member 29796]

I don’t think you’re understanding what I’m saying

I don’t mean cucking in the sense that the girl and the boyfriend come back to your house and he sits in the corner watching you fuck his gf

It’s just fucking a girl who has a boyfeind

Most of the time you find out she had a boyfriend after you’ve fucked her

I wouldn't consider that "cucking" then, that stuff just happens. I thought you were unironically talking about stealing women from guys. "cucking" to me would be activiely working a girl you know is taken, and then she gives in once or just drops the guy, but I swear 99% of the time, the girl was done with that guy in the first place.

I don't like this idea of spreading doom to guys on this forum with 9/10 they aren't going to lose their girl or wife to some random guy.

 

[Deleted member 29796]

Good handful though this isn't slaying, I'm not a Slayer, more of a Burzum person. These are the ones I can remember.

First time I entered nightclub was me getting IOI's from a british slag playing with my shirt and tie meanwhile her Jabba the Hut boyfriend watched from behind and later argued with her about her saying she wasn't his boyfriend. Had it last week with another brexit geezer straight up say his wife liked me after we danced.

But my favourite was during a rave house party ass to dick grinding on this girl I fancied all year in college whilst her twink pathetic version of me was in the opposite room just feet away. Still gets me hard thinking about it.

Whenever subhuman ogre guys talk shit about my hair, they're inadvertently are fucking themselves over, exploiting their weakness.

None of that is cucking, imo. If that's the case, I have "cucked" guys, actual cucking imo is straight stealing a girl from someone or at least fucking that girl knowing she is taken. Still, that will never impact most guys in a serious relationship with a woman that isn't a degen.

Don't get me wrong, I know exactly how flirty girls can get when they have a guy but are physically interested in you, I have been in awkward moments and even lost "friends" over it, but this idea that the average guy isn't safe because chadlites exist and therefore shouldn't pursue a LTR is fucking crazy. It's just doomfuel and it's not backed by anything solid, just randoms on a forum, who are most likely blowing things up, if they aren't outright lying.


Now you can come back and tell me i don't go outside, w/e, but none of this stuff is tracking with reality, just low class hotspots for low class people.

 

[infini]

None of that is cucking, imo. If that's the case, I have "cucked" guys, actual cucking imo is straight stealing a girl from someone or at least fucking that girl knowing she is taken. Still, that will never impact most guys in a serious relationship with a woman that isn't a degen.

Yes it is it's the beginning, sex, that's the end of the line. Unless living with them, jl. But actions like them and below are the foundation. Most men deserve to get cucked also equally. Especially the oofy-doofies.

Don't get me wrong, I know exactly how flirty girls can get when they have a guy but are physically interested in you, I have been in awkward moments and even lost "friends" over it, but this idea that the average guy isn't safe because chadlites exist and therefore shouldn't pursue a LTR is fucking crazy.

Who's saying they shouldn't pursue a LTR? jfl this isn't reddit. From @audimax realizing his potential fate, to @Xangsane missing the point but that's how life lessons are. Entirely different attitude when we know the mechanics of being mogged. In my situation, I have to prepare for the worst which is a metaphor for everyone on this topic

It's just doomfuel and it's not backed by anything solid, just randoms on a forum, who are most likely blowing things up, if they aren't outright lying.

Why would they lie?

Now you can come back and tell me i don't go outside, w/e, but none of this stuff is tracking with reality, just low class hotspots for low class people.

Believe me, half the battle is identifying the Primitve-Quality spectrum.

 

[Deleted member 29796]

Who's saying they shouldn't pursue a LTR? jfl this isn't reddit. From @audimax realizing his potential fate, to @Xangsane missing the point but that's how life lessons are. Entirely different attitude when we know the mechanics of being mogged. In my situation, I have to prepare for the worst which is a metaphor for everyone on this topic

Yeah, I'm referring to this, in the OP:

If you've ever had a chadlite / chad friend, you will know that LTRs go out the window in their presence

When a Chad is around, girls forget about their normie boyfriends. No matter how many years they've been together, they will not be able to help themselves

But I'm off of this topic, most of the hot takes have died down. We went from from "your girl is NOT SAFE" to sometimes low quality women will step out, and when they do, it's some leg touching and other weak shit.

 

[Deleted member 23218]

>5'9
>Chadlite
Some guys are so overgone that their only dopamine source left is to make such threads on incel forums and pretend that they are some gigachads and if you aren't some 7 psl 6'5 mogger then you should definitely give up
Jfl I see subhumans cucking normies and htns op just makes these threads to get extra 20 reps to his account

If she cheats it’s with someone better looking

 

[SubSigma]

i have never seen an alt girl dating anything less than chad so normies with gl dont mean much to me. i only care about girls in my niche

@aBetterMii

 

[Deleted member 23218]

Yeah, I'm referring to this, in the OP:





But I'm off of this topic, most of the hot takes have died down. We went from from "your girl is NOT SAFE" to sometimes low quality women will step out, and when they do, it's some leg touching and other weak shit.

Most women are lower quality tho. Most dudes will get cheated on tbh but that’s just life. Live cuck die cuck. Read a statistic that a siEaboe percentage of men are raising another man’s child lol. Ltr sex is better than no sex at all but you should
Never be to invested in the woman

 

[audimax]

Yes it is it's the beginning, sex, that's the end of the line. Unless living with them, jl. But actions like them and below are the foundation. Most men deserve to get cucked also equally. Especially the oofy-doofies.

Who's saying they shouldn't pursue a LTR? jfl this isn't reddit. From @audimax realizing his potential fate, to @Xangsane missing the point but that's how life lessons are. Entirely different attitude when we know the mechanics of being mogged. In my situation, I have to prepare for the worst which is a metaphor for everyone on this topic

Why would they lie?

Believe me, half the battle is identifying the Primitve-Quality spectrum.

Tbh I agree with other people, it isn't that rare. We always try to cope with self improvement shit but the reality is, you are never safe, no matter what you do. Even got cucked once in a relationship and the guy wasnt even better looking than me.

The funny part is, she never stepped out on me if I didnt show her that I value her as a person. But after that argument, I decided to be a normal human being and not the sociopath that I always was, I apologized to her the next day on the phone several times and tried to be as nice as possible and thats when she never replied and decided to suck another dick. Only found out a week later through accident.

Its a tough world we live in and I wouldnt recommend anyone to show a girl any kind of love until she has proven for a long time, I'm Talking like a year, that she is better than her competition, and there were never signs of her wanting attention from other dudes (and her accepting that you are dating other girls)

 

[infini]

Tbh I agree with other people, it isn't that rare. We always try to cope with self improvement shit but the reality is, you are never safe, no matter what you do. Even got cucked once in a relationship and the guy wasnt even better looking than me.

The funny part is, she never stepped out on me if I didnt show her that I value her as a person. But after that argument, I decided to be a normal human being and not the sociopath that I always was, I apologized to her the next day on the phone several times and tried to be as nice as possible and thats when she never replied and decided to suck another dick. Only found out a week later through accident.

Its a tough world we live in and I wouldnt recommend anyone to show a girl any kind of love until she has proven for a long time, I'm Talking like a year, that she is better than her competition, and there were never signs of her wanting attention from other dudes (and her accepting that you are dating other girls)

Okay, I'm talking to a teenager.

We're on two totally different life-planets boi.

 

[audimax]

Okay, I'm talking to a teenager.

We're on two totally different life-planets boi.

Tf you talking about? Im one of the oldcels here and had my experience with women

 

[Magnum Opus]

>5'9
>Chadlite
Some guys are so overgone that their only dopamine source left is to make such threads on incel forums and pretend that they are some gigachads and if you aren't some 7 psl 6'5 mogger then you should definitely give up
Jfl I see subhumans cucking normies and htns op just makes these threads to get extra 20 reps to his account

Factual. Except the last sentence, never saw that irl.

 

[Artemis]

I don’t even give a fuck anymore if they are in a relationship. I just fuck them then DM their boyfriends telling them their girl is a slut

I thought you fucked their boyfriends, and then you DM their girlfriends telling them their boyfriends are manwhores

 

[Sprinkles]

That's not the point, the point is that they were being mean and bitter for no reason, just because I offered to help out with lifting some heavy items. All I did was I helped them out and did all their work because they were struggling. They also just stared at me in disgust and nonchalant subtle hatred as I was doing their tasks.

lol maybe it was because of your good looks and the fact you offered to help them

this made them think your niceness was an attempt to get in their pants or make them see you as a potential sexual partner

 

[Xangsane]

lol maybe it was because of your good looks and the fact you offered to help them

Either way those girls definitely seemed hurt.

this made them think your niceness was an attempt to get in their pants

A bitter girl with a good heart wouldn't think that.

or make them see you as a potential sexual partner

JFL

 

[Xangsane]

Yes it is it's the beginning, sex, that's the end of the line. Unless living with them, jl. But actions like them and below are the foundation. Most men deserve to get cucked also equally. Especially the oofy-doofies.

Who's saying they shouldn't pursue a LTR? jfl this isn't reddit. From @audimax realizing his potential fate, to @Xangsane missing the point but that's how life lessons are. Entirely different attitude when we know the mechanics of being mogged. In my situation, I have to prepare for the worst which is a metaphor for everyone on this topic

Why would they lie?

Believe me, half the battle is identifying the Primitve-Quality spectrum.

in what way do you think I'm missing the point?

You are really out of touch on this one tbf.

Why?

Your lack of experience is showing, even if I am risking generalising you, jfl.

What do you mean by I seem inexperienced?

Oh okay. When I was out of touch with hints. the only person it hurt was me. Then again I'm glad I lost my virginity and LTR'd with who I did, cause instantly I JFL'd at this but it's a double edge sword of standards vs missed opportunity. Sorry, but in this take, you sound like an ER whose about to ER themselves.

Why do I sound like I'd go ER on myself?

Because they're the ones in control if they're NP . One factor is them being muh 'introverted' which just means shy and H/LQ-HP and are until you know what comes along.

An introverted girl cAN have a high body count just like an extroverted one can have a low bc.

 

[infini]

in what way do you think I'm missing the point?

Why?

What do you mean by I seem inexperienced?

Why do I sound like I'd go ER on myself?

An introverted girl cAN have a high body count just like an extroverted one can have a low bc.

This right here is the point.

 

[Lmao]

Ferocious brag thread slayer tales - trigger warning

Post your most brutal brags / validating experiences ITT No holding back, no humbleness ect Mine: - Girl I got with at a festival (who had a boyfriend) came back to mine and told me I was the best looking guy she had ever met - Manage to slay the hottest girl on my uni course within 2 hours...

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how does your physique look?

 

[Xangsane]

This right here is the point.

do I look inexperienced? Naive?

 

[infini]

do I look inexperienced? Naive?

Yes. Only one way to change that my friend. Sure here can guide you on the path outside, but it's not the same as walking it.

 

[Xangsane]

Yes. Only one way to change that my friend. Sure here can guide you on the path outside, but it's not the same as walking it.

I mean facially do I look it?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

If you've ever had a chadlite / chad friend, you will know that LTRs go out the window in their presence

When a Chad is around, girls forget about their normie boyfriends. No matter how many years they've been together, they will not be able to help themselves

Even as a Chadlite, I've lost count of how many normies I've cucked. Same goes for my Chad friend, girls don't give a fuck about their boyfriends when he's trying to escalate with them

It's obvious many here have never been to a party with a real Chad

@averagejoe
@Amnesia
@JOJOcel
@VenomGT3

Legit or not?

I have seen it. Infact I cucked a girl who had a normie BF in a club when HER FREINDS TOLD HER TO STOP SPEAKING TO ME. Did she listen? FUCK NO she wanted the cock she literally risked her social status falling in her freind group cos she liked me. And she had a BF comfy at home that very night not knowing I defiled his woman.

I’m not chad but I have seen others do much worse much much worse

 

[BeenLMSsinceMSN]

If you've ever had a chadlite / chad friend, you will know that LTRs go out the window in their presence

When a Chad is around, girls forget about their normie boyfriends. No matter how many years they've been together, they will not be able to help themselves

Even as a Chadlite, I've lost count of how many normies I've cucked. Same goes for my Chad friend, girls don't give a fuck about their boyfriends when he's trying to escalate with them

It's obvious many here have never been to a party with a real Chad

@averagejoe
@Amnesia
@JOJOcel
@VenomGT3

Legit or not?

And chaslites get cucked by normies too

 

[infini]

I mean facially do I look it?

No it's your brain.

Tf you talking about? Im one of the oldcels here and had my experience with women

Then how can being such good-looking give such a small investment back to you? Ever thought from that guy you perceived as lesser attractive gave more for that girl in another area such as her having more assertiveness? Let alone being mogged in another place.

It's very, very rare to see a Chad cucked and usually it's by mentally unwell, muh feelings women. Only one I can remember is Kristen Steward taking some director over Robert Pattinson and Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne taking Elon Musk over Johnny Depp. Those cases are all about exchanging business power or some aspects of personality in trade-off. Let alone the mentality of those hot bitches

 

[audimax]

No it's your brain.


Then how can being such good-looking give such a small investment back to you? Ever thought from that guy you perceived as lesser attractive gave more for that girl in another area such as her having more assertiveness? Let alone being mogged in another place.

It's very, very rare to see a Chad cucked and usually it's by mentally unwell, muh feelings women.

1. I didnt say I am very good looking. Im above average and had my experience with women
2. You can get cucked because it is not rational. You could mog your girl and the guy to oblivion and maybe most of the time nothing happens. But women are emotional creatures. She might decide to act on her emotions when you have a weak moment or for other reasons

Edit: And that guy probably hit on her for half a year since they worked at the same place together and waited for his turn

 

[Xangsane]

No it's your brain.


Then how can being such good-looking give such a small investment back to you? Ever thought from that guy you perceived as lesser attractive gave more for that girl in another area such as her having more assertiveness? Let alone being mogged in another place.

It's very, very rare to see a Chad cucked and usually it's by mentally unwell, muh feelings women. Only one I can remember is Kristen Steward taking some director over Robert Pattinson and Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne taking Elon Musk over Johnny Depp. Those cases are all about exchanging business power or some aspects of personality in trade-off. Let alone the mentality of those hot bitches

What about my brain?

 

[Deleted member 19294]

lol maybe it was because of your good looks and the fact you offered to help them

this made them think your niceness was an attempt to get in their pants or make them see you as a potential sexual partner

This ain't it chief. Ugly people are mean to gl people out of envy/jealousy

 

[Yuno_howitez]

IF I EVER LTR A GOOD LOOKING GIRL FOR A FEW YEARS AND SHE CHEATS ON ME WITH A CHAD, I WILL BRUTALLY MURDER THAT CHAD AND CUT THE SKIN OFF HIS FACE AND GLUE IT OVER MY OWN! THEN I WILL MURDER THAT STUPID BITCH AND BURY THEM BOTH TOGETHER FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!

NOBODY CAN TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME. IF THEY TRY, THEY WILL DIE.

 

[infini]

What about my brain?

It's you vs you searching for the truth by rigorous asking when it's a lost cause. I've been there. You have to work it out another way. There's been plenty of times on here let alone irl in where I've asked and not recieved so I had to rely on my own detective, clues I can reference in a search, as well as common sense memory.

I'm sure you're not trolling and have had similar and many convos here where the unraveling of questions will hopefully piece out a solution but turns out into the other guy snapping at you, therein lies a major clue towards your neurotypicality.

All I know of is this obsession with needing to be complete as I've been there. You have to live very literally to this topic to know what it's like here as it's extremely based on experience in order to connect with it. Sorry if this doesn't help but in order to answer your questions, try to find clues in your everyday living and see if you see reoccurrences. Sorry also, if this appears cliche. Because I get the impression that people believe you to be a troll but not intentionally when I see you either get very liked or disliked, I guess.

It is a very difficult thing to do as with many of the maxxes here is to rewire your brain into being functional and neutotypical. Hence my quote below. Most if not all of what I see you constantly ask falls under it. It's not so much the answer to the question but more so asking the question in the first place.

IF I EVER LTR A GOOD LOOKING GIRL FOR A FEW YEARS AND SHE CHEATS ON ME WITH A CHAD, I WILL BRUTALLY MURDER THAT CHAD AND CUT THE SKIN OFF HIS FACE AND GLUE IT OVER MY OWN! THEN I WILL MURDER THAT STUPID BITCH AND BURY THEM BOTH TOGETHER FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!

NOBODY CAN TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME. IF THEY TRY, THEY WILL DIE.

Could have spent that time working on being a Chad instead while you're still young dumbo.