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Satan vs footballer
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I think Rira has some big chance NglSatan vs footballer
TrueRira uses his dark triad aura to kill Neymar instantly. Its not even close
Seriously tho I think Rira has some actual combat experience so he would have the advantage.
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Rira low-no diffs Naymar, for a near anorexic person Ramirez is riduculously strong, firstly he crushed someones skull with his foot, this might not sound insane but the skull is the second strongest bone in the human body (after the femur which is stronger than concrete) so being able to crush it with your foot is insane, Rira wins in the durability department aswell as he was able to withstand 20~ armed and bloodlusted normies trying to kill him, his warrior skull allowed him to take multiple blows to the head withought any injury, whereas Neymars or any other normie's penut skull would crack open and he would die in one or two blows. Overall Rira destroys Neymar even withought wepons or prepSatan vs footballer
Rira is also physically bigger than Neyman, the latter being 5'9 whilst Richi stands at a towering 6'2 with a much larger frame (even withought gymcelling)Rira low difs Naymar, for a near anorexic person Ramirez is riduculously strong, firstly he crushed someones skull with his foot, this might not sound insane but the skull is the second strongest bone in the human body (after the femur which is stronger than concrete) so being able to crush it with your foot is insane, Rira wins in the durability department aswell as he was able to withstand 20~ armed and bloodlusted normies trying to kill him, his warrior skull allowed him to take multiple blows to the head withought any injury, whereas Neymars or any other normie's penut skull would crack open and he would die in one or two blows. Overall Rira destroys Neymar even withought wepons or prep
Some granny who probably had osteoporosisRira low-no diffs Naymar, for a near anorexic person Ramirez is riduculously strong, firstly he crushed someones skull with his foot, this might not sound insane but the skull is the second strongest bone in the human body (after the femur which is stronger than concrete) so being able to crush it with your foot is insane, Rira wins in the durability department aswell as he was able to withstand 20~ armed and bloodlusted normies trying to kill him, his warrior skull allowed him to take multiple blows to the head withought any injury, whereas Neymars or any other normie's penut skull would crack open and he would die in one or two blows. Overall Rira destroys Neymar even withought wepons or prep
Doesnent matter still a human skull, you lose alot of bone mass as you age but your skull is still strong and resistent to being pulverised with a footSome granny who probably had osteoporosis
Anyone could kill a granny broDoesnent matter still a human skull, you lose alot of bone mass as you age but your skull is still strong and resistent to being pulverised with a foot
Rira is probibly allmost as athletic as Neymar due to his insane testosterone genetics, even though he was an esoteric bumRira probably has better pain tolerance and due to his inexistent empathy he would throw the meanest combinations to break neymar by any means possible, however neymar is a trained athlete while rira is a underweight meathead so his stamina and overall performance would be like that of a prepubescent kid, but overall Im taking Rira for the win
TrueRira is also physically bigger than Neyman, the latter being 5'9 whilst Richi stands at a towering 6'2 with a much larger frame (even withought gymcelling)
Yes indeed, but not complitly pulverise their skullAnyone could kill a granny bro
Yes indeed, but not complitly pulverise their skull
Random bullshitnigga what type of question is this
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neymar would drible rira, cut off his head with his moicano and kick with his left foot. not even kiddingRira low-no diffs Naymar, for a near anorexic person Ramirez is riduculously strong, firstly he crushed someones skull with his foot, this might not sound insane but the skull is the second strongest bone in the human body (after the femur which is stronger than concrete) so being able to crush it with your foot is insane, Rira wins in the durability department aswell as he was able to withstand 20~ armed and bloodlusted normies trying to kill him, his warrior skull allowed him to take multiple blows to the head withought any injury, whereas Neymars or any other normie's penut skull would crack open and he would die in one or two blows. Overall Rira destroys Neymar even withought wepons or prep
Brasileiro crtzneymar would drible rira, cut off his head with his moicano and kick with his left foot. not even kidding
Rira would slam Naymar to the ground and then procide to summon Naymars wife and violently fuck her while he says "who's your daddy" while his wife screams "your my daddy satan" and Neymar is jacking of in the corner watching his wife getting ravaged by his genetic suppirior who's enjoying every second getting nailed by Riraneymar would drible rira, cut off his head with his moicano and kick with his left foot. not even kidding
Wtf bro lfmaoRira would slam Naymar to the ground and then procide to summon Naymars wife and violently fuck her while he says "who's your daddy" while his wife screams "your my daddy satan" and Neymar is jacking of in the corner watching his wife getting ravaged by his genetic suppirior who's enjoying every second getting nailed by Rira![]()
Man, I've always thought about that—can you imagine Rira fucking?Rira would slam Naymar to the ground and then procide to summon Naymars wife and violently fuck her while he says "who's your daddy" while his wife screams "your my daddy satan" and Neymar is jacking of in the corner watching his wife getting ravaged by his genetic suppirior who's enjoying every second getting nailed by Rira![]()
1,74 68kg vs 1,85-1,88 70kgNo way of telling, but rira is bigger so he probably has the higher chance
pretty sure rira is 5'101,74 68kg vs 1,85-1,88 70kg
Yes bro, rira is 5'10pretty sure rira is 5'10
It would problly be great for the foid, as in it would be increadibly pleasurable to a profound extent, although once he it's over the fun would stop as the foid will have to deal with her dead offie doofie husband, but let's be honest most foids would sell their beta-buxxer husbands just for one night with RiraMan, I've always thought about that—can you imagine Rira fucking?
Sai daqui com o teu portuguêsBrasileiro crtz
Dnr nigger vc deve ser nordestinoSai daqui com o teu português
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soccer players are faggots and Ramirez is taller. I'd give him slight edge maybeSatan vs footballer