Richard Ramirez vs Neymar in a fight, who win?

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Satan vs footballer
 
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?
 
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Two most random ppl, but rira
 
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Rira uses his dark triad aura to kill Neymar instantly. Its not even close

Seriously tho I think Rira has some actual combat experience so he would have the advantage.
 
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Rira uses his dark triad aura to kill Neymar instantly. Its not even close

Seriously tho I think Rira has some actual combat experience so he would have the advantage.
True
 
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Idk I feel like Neymar would be able to at least successfully escape
 
Satan vs footballer
Rira low-no diffs Naymar, for a near anorexic person Ramirez is riduculously strong, firstly he crushed someones skull with his foot, this might not sound insane but the skull is the second strongest bone in the human body (after the femur which is stronger than concrete) so being able to crush it with your foot is insane, Rira wins in the durability department aswell as he was able to withstand 20~ armed and bloodlusted normies trying to kill him, his warrior skull allowed him to take multiple blows to the head withought any injury, whereas Neymars or any other normie's penut skull would crack open and he would die in one or two blows. Overall Rira destroys Neymar even withought wepons or prep
 
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Rira low difs Naymar, for a near anorexic person Ramirez is riduculously strong, firstly he crushed someones skull with his foot, this might not sound insane but the skull is the second strongest bone in the human body (after the femur which is stronger than concrete) so being able to crush it with your foot is insane, Rira wins in the durability department aswell as he was able to withstand 20~ armed and bloodlusted normies trying to kill him, his warrior skull allowed him to take multiple blows to the head withought any injury, whereas Neymars or any other normie's penut skull would crack open and he would die in one or two blows. Overall Rira destroys Neymar even withought wepons or prep
Rira is also physically bigger than Neyman, the latter being 5'9 whilst Richi stands at a towering 6'2 with a much larger frame (even withought gymcelling)
 
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Rira low-no diffs Naymar, for a near anorexic person Ramirez is riduculously strong, firstly he crushed someones skull with his foot, this might not sound insane but the skull is the second strongest bone in the human body (after the femur which is stronger than concrete) so being able to crush it with your foot is insane, Rira wins in the durability department aswell as he was able to withstand 20~ armed and bloodlusted normies trying to kill him, his warrior skull allowed him to take multiple blows to the head withought any injury, whereas Neymars or any other normie's penut skull would crack open and he would die in one or two blows. Overall Rira destroys Neymar even withought wepons or prep
Some granny who probably had osteoporosis
 
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Rira probably has better pain tolerance and due to his inexistent empathy he would throw the meanest combinations to break neymar by any means possible, however neymar is a trained athlete while rira is a underweight meathead so his stamina and overall performance would be like that of a prepubescent kid, but overall Im taking Rira for the win
 
Some granny who probably had osteoporosis
Doesnent matter still a human skull, you lose alot of bone mass as you age but your skull is still strong and resistent to being pulverised with a foot
 
Doesnent matter still a human skull, you lose alot of bone mass as you age but your skull is still strong and resistent to being pulverised with a foot
Anyone could kill a granny bro
 
Rira probably has better pain tolerance and due to his inexistent empathy he would throw the meanest combinations to break neymar by any means possible, however neymar is a trained athlete while rira is a underweight meathead so his stamina and overall performance would be like that of a prepubescent kid, but overall Im taking Rira for the win
Rira is probibly allmost as athletic as Neymar due to his insane testosterone genetics, even though he was an esoteric bum
 
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Rira is also physically bigger than Neyman, the latter being 5'9 whilst Richi stands at a towering 6'2 with a much larger frame (even withought gymcelling)
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Rira
 
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So random but Rira
 
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Neymar is known for being weak in physical contact
 
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Yes indeed, but not complitly pulverise their skull
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neymar frame btw
 
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nigga what type of question is this
 
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Rira low-no diffs Naymar, for a near anorexic person Ramirez is riduculously strong, firstly he crushed someones skull with his foot, this might not sound insane but the skull is the second strongest bone in the human body (after the femur which is stronger than concrete) so being able to crush it with your foot is insane, Rira wins in the durability department aswell as he was able to withstand 20~ armed and bloodlusted normies trying to kill him, his warrior skull allowed him to take multiple blows to the head withought any injury, whereas Neymars or any other normie's penut skull would crack open and he would die in one or two blows. Overall Rira destroys Neymar even withought wepons or prep
neymar would drible rira, cut off his head with his moicano and kick with his left foot. not even kidding
 
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neymar would drible rira, cut off his head with his moicano and kick with his left foot. not even kidding
Rira would slam Naymar to the ground and then procide to summon Naymars wife and violently fuck her while he says "who's your daddy" while his wife screams "your my daddy satan" and Neymar is jacking of in the corner watching his wife getting ravaged by his genetic suppirior who's enjoying every second getting nailed by Rira:feelsohh:
 
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Rira would slam Naymar to the ground and then procide to summon Naymars wife and violently fuck her while he says "who's your daddy" while his wife screams "your my daddy satan" and Neymar is jacking of in the corner watching his wife getting ravaged by his genetic suppirior who's enjoying every second getting nailed by Rira:feelsohh:
Wtf bro lfmao
 
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No way of telling, but rira is bigger so he probably has the higher chance
 
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Rira would slam Naymar to the ground and then procide to summon Naymars wife and violently fuck her while he says "who's your daddy" while his wife screams "your my daddy satan" and Neymar is jacking of in the corner watching his wife getting ravaged by his genetic suppirior who's enjoying every second getting nailed by Rira:feelsohh:
Man, I've always thought about that—can you imagine Rira fucking?
 
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No way of telling, but rira is bigger so he probably has the higher chance
1,74 68kg vs 1,85-1,88 70kg
 
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Man, I've always thought about that—can you imagine Rira fucking?
It would problly be great for the foid, as in it would be increadibly pleasurable to a profound extent, although once he it's over the fun would stop as the foid will have to deal with her dead offie doofie husband, but let's be honest most foids would sell their beta-buxxer husbands just for one night with Rira
 
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