Roleplay: you are a therapist and I am the patient

[Deleted member 31457]

*sits down ready to be questioned*

 

[Deleted member 31457]

*wonders why myself and the therapist have been sitting in silence for 50 minutes*

 

[vanillaicecream]

hi I'm your therapist I'm sorry I'm late. Tell me what it is that bothers you about being gay, son

 

[Deleted member 31457]

hi I'm your therapist I'm sorry I'm late. Tell me what it is that bothers you about being gay, son

I'm not gay cunt

 

[Deleted member 37089]

*wonders why myself and the therapist have been sitting in silence for 50 minutes*

*Alr, give me your 60$ now

 

[Toth's thot]

what bothers you

 

[Deleted member 20399]

What time u gonna stay up to ? It’s nearly 3 am pal

 

[Deleted member 31457]

what bothers you

Primarily living in slavery, secondarily being deformed.

 

[vanillaicecream]

I'm not gay cunt

Hm, interesting. Do you think that your anger and denial are a result of not having acted on your homosexuality earlier than you would've liked to?

 

[Deleted member 31457]

What time u gonna stay up to ? It’s nearly 3 am pal

3am isn't that late

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Hm, interesting. Do you think that your anger and denial are a result of not having acted on your homosexuality earlier than you would've liked to?

I've never done any homosexual act cuz I'm not homosexual dickhed

 

[Toth's thot]

Primarily living in slavery, secondarily being deformed.

reroll life

 

[Deleted member 20399]

3am isn't that late

Considering how early it gets bright atm yes it is. So what time u going to bed

 

[vanillaicecream]

I've never done any homosexual act cuz I'm not homosexual dickhed

Cant help you if you won't be honest son, first rule of therapy is that you should check the lies at the door. Get another therapist.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

reroll life

The only way I believe you can reroll life is by reproducing with the best genetics possible and giving them a nutrient dense diet so they grow up strong and healthy

I already gave u the two reasons why I can't have children tho. That's my problemo.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Cant help you if you won't be honest son, first rule of therapy is that you should check the lies at the door. Get another therapist.

*poos myself*

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Considering how early it gets bright atm yes it is. So what time u going to bed

Why u asking

And it gets bright at maby 4 or 5

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Why u asking

And it gets bright at maby 4 or 5

So in an hour or two it’s gonna be harder to sleep

 

[Deleted member 31457]

So in an hour or two it’s gonna be harder to sleep

Ok mom

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Ok mom

I need an answer. When u going to sleep