meltmylungs_
absolutely blackpilled
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Today I woke up and immediately drank a glass of vodka. Then I ate some pelmeni. Afterwards, I put on my favorite Adidas jacket, grabbed my balalaika, pulled my tame bear out of the garage, and rode it into town. Arriving in central Moscow at Red Square and meeting my gopnik friends, we squatted down and started cracking sunflower seeds. After sitting there for a bit, I turned on some hardbass and started dancing the lezginka in front of everyone, drinking a glass of vodka for each jump and screaming, "yopta nahui blyat Putin vodka". Then I went to the maternity hospital and murdered four pregnant women.
