Secret Trick I Learned From a Very Tanned Girl with Extremely White Teeth on How She Did It [Life Hack]

[Deleted member 14543]

Just started hitting sunbeds again after 2 years as any time im pale i cant get a gf

Im very pale naturally but ive had a lot of sun in my life (ex roofer) so my skin can tan quite fast without burning.

Decided im gonna go on for 15 minutes 2x per week. Saturday morning and Sunday morning. Will cost me about £77 per month but im gonna be dark as fuck.

Probably the worst thing about going the sunbed shop is the fact that i have to walk into it on a sort of high street. most of the time theres people walking around there due to going to other shops. Lowkey kinda embarrassing but i just hack it and block everyone out as i walk in. Its even worse when I walk out and im red as fuck. but its 100x worth it.

I also picked a sunbed shop like 20 mins away from my house where i know theres not gonna be anyone i know about.

I also tried MT2 in the past but it made me feel proper weird and detached from the world(already prone to this as i had this fucked up mental disorder before but fixed it) but idk if thats just because of the anxiety of injecting myself with a research chemical for the first time. may try again in the future though.

The Trick You Came Here For:

this girl who told me about this was extremely tanned and her teeth were extremely white so i trust what shes saying tbh.

1. use carrot oil before going in there(fuck their expensive asf creams) u can get this for about £5. it activates hella shit and helps u tan way faster.
(dont let them see u bringing it in there tho otherwise theyll suspend ur account. I left mine in there last time and came and got it today and the girl there said they were gonna give it me back but the owners we pissed at me

2. get one of these teeth whitening pens:

thats on ebay for £2.51. basically its the same formula they use in them hismile kits. hismile kit consists of that forumula to put on ur teeth + a shitty UV light to make them whiter.

But if you use the formula with a proper UV light (aka the sunbed) it's gonna work even better. and trust me it did on that girl. her teeth were the whitest ive ever seen ngl.

So basically in 1/2 sunbed sessions per week, and some shitty £3 carrot oil& £2 teeth whitening pen. you can go from a pastey yellow teethed fag. to a tanned greek god with white as fuck teeth.

 

[BearBoy]

use banana and brush ur teeth with it

 

[Deleted member 14543]

dnr + your 5'4

 

[Deleted member 14543]

@Amnesia get yo ass in here as i know u like the sunbeds

 

[Schönling]

Bump seems interesting

 

[Deleted member 14166]

Just started hitting sunbeds again after 2 years as any time im pale i cant get a gf but when im tanned i can get one.

Im very pale naturally but ive had a lot of sun in my life (ex roofer) so my skin can tan quite fast without burning.

Decided im gonna go on for 15 minutes 2x per week. Saturday morning and Sunday morning. Will cost me about £77 per month but im gonna be dark as fuck.

Probably the worst thing about going the sunbed shop is the fact that i have to walk into it on a sort of high street. most of the time theres people walking around there due to going to other shops. Lowkey kinda embarrassing but i just hack it and block everyone out as i walk in. Its even worse when I walk out and im red as fuck. but its 100x worth it.

I also picked a sunbed shop like 20 mins away from my house where i know theres not gonna be anyone i know about.

I also tried MT2 in the past but it made me feel proper weird and detached from the world(already prone to this as i had this fucked up mental disorder before but fixed it) but idk if thats just because of the anxiety of injecting myself with a research chemical for the first time. may try again in the future though.

The Trick You Came Here For:

this girl who told me about this was extremely tanned and her teeth were extremely white so i trust what shes saying tbh.

1. use carrot oil before going in there(fuck their expensive asf creams) u can get this for about £5. it activates hella shit and helps u tan way faster.
(dont let them see u bringing it in there tho otherwise theyll suspend ur account. I left mine in there last time and came and go it today and the girl there said they were gonna give it me back but the owners we pissed at me

2. get one of these teeth whitening pens:
View attachment 1386221
thats on ebay for £2.51. basically its the same formula they use in them hismile kits. hismile kit consists of that forumula to put on ur teeth + a shitty UV light to make them whiter.

But if you use the formula with a proper UV light (aka the sunbed) it's gonna work even better. and trust me it did on that girl. her teeth were the whitest ive ever seen ngl.

So basically in 1/2 sunbed sessions per week, and some shitty £3 carrot oil& £2 teeth whitening pen. you can go from a pastey yellow teethed fag. to an tanned greek god with white as fuck teeth.

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bruh just use charcoal , the charcoal used for barbecues and rub you're teeth to it , it produces a glowing white on your teeth , its legit cause I've done it so many times , my grandma used to do it for me when I was a child because I had gaps between my teeth and my brushing wasn't very effective cause I was a small kid but the charcoal technique works like a charm

 

[Amnesia]

I'll try it tbh

except I am not putting carrot oil on myself, I tan well enough already, the teeth pen + uv light ill try

 

[Deleted member 14543]

bruh just use charcoal , the charcoal used for barbecues and rub you're teeth to it , it produces a glowing white on your teeth , its legit cause I've done it so many times , my grandma used to do it for me when I was a child because I had gaps between my teeth and my brushing wasn't very effective cause I was a small kid but the charcoal technique works like a charm

shouldve called childline bro

 

[Deleted member 14166]

shouldve called childline bro

it didnt hurt or anything i still do it for ultra white teeth ,

 

[Deleted member 14543]

it didnt hurt or anything i still do it for ultra white teeth ,

is it the same as all them charcoal teeth whitening things that people went crazy for in the teeth whitening market a few years ago?

 

[Deleted member 14166]

is it the same as all them charcoal teeth whitening things that people went crazy for in the teeth whitening market a few years ago?

yeah i would say , but you use like legit charcoal to rub your teeth to , it doesn't hurt , you're mouth becomes black of the charcoal but disappears after washing it with water and its tasteless , it just has a rocky texture

 

[Deleted member 14543]

yeah i would say , but you use like legit charcoal to rub your teeth to , it doesn't hurt , you're mouth becomes black of the charcoal but disappears after washing it with water and its tasteless , it just has a rocky texture

hard to believe tbh. send pic of your teeth, if theyre white af ill do it tonight

 

[Deleted member 14166]

hard to believe tbh. send pic of your teeth, if theyre white af ill do it tonight

bruh , i dont have charcoal now , it late over here , but try it man

these are some reults i found online

 

[Deleted member 14543]

I'll try it tbh

except I am not putting carrot oil on myself, I tan well enough already, the teeth pen + uv light ill try

how often do you go and how long for?

 

[6ft4]

View attachment 1386224

Is that you?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Is that you?

yessir

 

[Jason Voorhees]

yessir

Slayercel. Maybe not by autistic psl standards but u have a fuck boy pheno. Tattoos+Good body and Hair+Tan= High smv by default. What's ur lay count and how old are u?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Slayercel. Maybe not by autistic psl standards but u have a fuck boy pheno. Tattoos+Good body and Hair+Tan= High smv by default. What's ur lay count and how old are u?

12 lays and 20 bro and thanks

 

[Prettyboy]

I

Just started hitting sunbeds again after 2 years as any time im pale i cant get a gf

Im very pale naturally but ive had a lot of sun in my life (ex roofer) so my skin can tan quite fast without burning.

Decided im gonna go on for 15 minutes 2x per week. Saturday morning and Sunday morning. Will cost me about £77 per month but im gonna be dark as fuck.

Probably the worst thing about going the sunbed shop is the fact that i have to walk into it on a sort of high street. most of the time theres people walking around there due to going to other shops. Lowkey kinda embarrassing but i just hack it and block everyone out as i walk in. Its even worse when I walk out and im red as fuck. but its 100x worth it.

I also picked a sunbed shop like 20 mins away from my house where i know theres not gonna be anyone i know about.

I also tried MT2 in the past but it made me feel proper weird and detached from the world(already prone to this as i had this fucked up mental disorder before but fixed it) but idk if thats just because of the anxiety of injecting myself with a research chemical for the first time. may try again in the future though.

The Trick You Came Here For:

this girl who told me about this was extremely tanned and her teeth were extremely white so i trust what shes saying tbh.

1. use carrot oil before going in there(fuck their expensive asf creams) u can get this for about £5. it activates hella shit and helps u tan way faster.
(dont let them see u bringing it in there tho otherwise theyll suspend ur account. I left mine in there last time and came and got it today and the girl there said they were gonna give it me back but the owners we pissed at me

2. get one of these teeth whitening pens:
View attachment 1386221
thats on ebay for £2.51. basically its the same formula they use in them hismile kits. hismile kit consists of that forumula to put on ur teeth + a shitty UV light to make them whiter.

But if you use the formula with a proper UV light (aka the sunbed) it's gonna work even better. and trust me it did on that girl. her teeth were the whitest ive ever seen ngl.

So basically in 1/2 sunbed sessions per week, and some shitty £3 carrot oil& £2 teeth whitening pen. you can go from a pastey yellow teethed fag. to a tanned greek god with white as fuck teeth.

View attachment 1386224

Just started hitting sunbeds again after 2 years as any time im pale i cant get a gf

Im very pale naturally but ive had a lot of sun in my life (ex roofer) so my skin can tan quite fast without burning.

Decided im gonna go on for 15 minutes 2x per week. Saturday morning and Sunday morning. Will cost me about £77 per month but im gonna be dark as fuck.

Probably the worst thing about going the sunbed shop is the fact that i have to walk into it on a sort of high street. most of the time theres people walking around there due to going to other shops. Lowkey kinda embarrassing but i just hack it and block everyone out as i walk in. Its even worse when I walk out and im red as fuck. but its 100x worth it.

I also picked a sunbed shop like 20 mins away from my house where i know theres not gonna be anyone i know about.

I also tried MT2 in the past but it made me feel proper weird and detached from the world(already prone to this as i had this fucked up mental disorder before but fixed it) but idk if thats just because of the anxiety of injecting myself with a research chemical for the first time. may try again in the future though.

The Trick You Came Here For:

this girl who told me about this was extremely tanned and her teeth were extremely white so i trust what shes saying tbh.

1. use carrot oil before going in there(fuck their expensive asf creams) u can get this for about £5. it activates hella shit and helps u tan way faster.
(dont let them see u bringing it in there tho otherwise theyll suspend ur account. I left mine in there last time and came and got it today and the girl there said they were gonna give it me back but the owners we pissed at me

2. get one of these teeth whitening pens:
View attachment 1386221
thats on ebay for £2.51. basically its the same formula they use in them hismile kits. hismile kit consists of that forumula to put on ur teeth + a shitty UV light to make them whiter.

But if you use the formula with a proper UV light (aka the sunbed) it's gonna work even better. and trust me it did on that girl. her teeth were the whitest ive ever seen ngl.

So basically in 1/2 sunbed sessions per week, and some shitty £3 carrot oil& £2 teeth whitening pen. you can go from a pastey yellow teethed fag. to a tanned greek god with white as fuck teeth.

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I’ve tried this but instead of carrot oil I megadosed beta carotene from capsules in the week before going to tanning , taking as high as 100 000 IU of it / day. It has given me fantastic results so far, only 15 min of tanning and I had a skin like him

I’ll experiment with this a bit more, I was planning to order MT for a long time now but I might change my mind if this beta carotene + weekly / biweekly sunbed routine works long term

 

[6ft4]

yessir

That's what true ascension looks like

Also that was an insane story you posted on look ism yesterday about your mother

 

[Deleted member 14543]

I


I’ve tried this but instead of carrot oil I megadosed beta carotene from capsules in the week before going to tanning , taking as high as 100 000 IU of it / day. It has given me fantastic results so far, only 15 min of tanning and I had a skin like him
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I’ll experiment with this a bit more, I was planning to order MT for a long time now but I might change my mind if this beta carotene + weekly / biweekly sunbed routine works long term

i take 25k per day without fail but i see next to no results. i even take it with cheese as its a fat soluable vitamin so only gets absorbed if eaten with fat. u think theres more noticable difference with 100k per day? is that even safe?

also beta carotene doesnt effect ur tanning results, its seperate im pretty sure but both of them combined will give a really really nice golden glow.

the sunbed tan for the reddish darkness + the beta carotene for the yellowy golden glow = insane healthy beautiful colour

 

[Preoximerianas]

Just started hitting sunbeds again after 2 years as any time im pale i cant get a gf

Im very pale naturally but ive had a lot of sun in my life (ex roofer) so my skin can tan quite fast without burning.

Decided im gonna go on for 15 minutes 2x per week. Saturday morning and Sunday morning. Will cost me about £77 per month but im gonna be dark as fuck.

Probably the worst thing about going the sunbed shop is the fact that i have to walk into it on a sort of high street. most of the time theres people walking around there due to going to other shops. Lowkey kinda embarrassing but i just hack it and block everyone out as i walk in. Its even worse when I walk out and im red as fuck. but its 100x worth it.

I also picked a sunbed shop like 20 mins away from my house where i know theres not gonna be anyone i know about.

I also tried MT2 in the past but it made me feel proper weird and detached from the world(already prone to this as i had this fucked up mental disorder before but fixed it) but idk if thats just because of the anxiety of injecting myself with a research chemical for the first time. may try again in the future though.

The Trick You Came Here For:

this girl who told me about this was extremely tanned and her teeth were extremely white so i trust what shes saying tbh.

1. use carrot oil before going in there(fuck their expensive asf creams) u can get this for about £5. it activates hella shit and helps u tan way faster.
(dont let them see u bringing it in there tho otherwise theyll suspend ur account. I left mine in there last time and came and got it today and the girl there said they were gonna give it me back but the owners we pissed at me

2. get one of these teeth whitening pens:
View attachment 1386221
thats on ebay for £2.51. basically its the same formula they use in them hismile kits. hismile kit consists of that forumula to put on ur teeth + a shitty UV light to make them whiter.

But if you use the formula with a proper UV light (aka the sunbed) it's gonna work even better. and trust me it did on that girl. her teeth were the whitest ive ever seen ngl.

So basically in 1/2 sunbed sessions per week, and some shitty £3 carrot oil& £2 teeth whitening pen. you can go from a pastey yellow teethed fag. to a tanned greek god with white as fuck teeth.

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Are those pictures of you?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Are those pictures of you?

yh

 

[kalefartbomb]

30mins a week with an oil is maybe not the best idea. I know I've posted to you about this before but despite being very pro-UV on here, I think this is dangerously excessive and burning is pretty much guaranteed. You don't need this much exposure to get a tan and it might even be counter-productive.

Women use all sorts of lotions when they tan, mostly just to smell nice and moisturise the skin. That's the only thing that matters, if your skin is dry you get much less benefit, it should be moisturised before and after UV. I use a moisturiser with cocoa butter. I've tried all the different tingle lotions and overpriced stuff they sell (assuming you're talking about Kwik Tan) but I don't see a difference with a regular moisturiser. I wouldn't use oils, they just fry the skin. I have tried using baby oil once but it's probably the worst thing I tried, it felt very uncomfortable. It's also worth noting that women are dumb as fuck so be wary about what advice you take from them.

I first started going around 2009, and I remember being very insecure about it. I'd walk up and down the street waiting for it to be quiet enough that I could walk in. I'd only ever see young women in there and feel like I was out of place. As my physique improved and my tan was on point I felt less insecure about it. These days I don't care at all and I think there's less stigma in general (male looksmaxxing was considered much weirder 10+ years ago).

 

[Deleted member 14543]

30mins a week with an oil is maybe not the best idea. I know I've posted to you about this before but despite being very pro-UV on here, I think this is dangerously excessive and burning is pretty much guaranteed. You don't need this much exposure to get a tan and it might even be counter-productive.

Women use all sorts of lotions when they tan, mostly just to smell nice and moisturise the skin. That's the only thing that matters, if your skin is dry you get much less benefit, it should be moisturised before and after UV. I use a moisturiser with cocoa butter. I've tried all the different tingle lotions and overpriced stuff they sell (assuming you're talking about Kwik Tan) but I don't see a difference with a regular moisturiser. I wouldn't use oils, they just fry the skin. I have tried using baby oil once but it's probably the worst thing I tried, it felt very uncomfortable. It's also worth noting that women are dumb as fuck so be wary about what advice you take from them.

I first started going around 2009, and I remember being very insecure about it. I'd walk up and down the street waiting for it to be quiet enough that I could walk in. I'd only ever see young women in there and feel like I was out of place. As my physique improved and my tan was on point I felt less insecure about it. These days I don't care at all and I think there's less stigma in general (male looksmaxxing was considered much weirder 10+ years ago).

hmm do you think i should just moisturise with cocoa butter before and after instead? i dont really burn with carrot oil tbh my skin is very strong.

yeah id say sunbeds are definitely becoming more accepted nowdays. even the sunbed shop i go to released the results that their customers were like 30-40% male and 60-70% female

tan is essential and id say the most important thing to look good if ur a white guy

 

[Deusmaximus]

The teeth whitening pen is complete scam. There are enough newspaper articles about it. Also all of these home bleaching kits with uv lamps are bullshit. Nothing works besides dentist bleaching or getting veneers. The girl probably lied to you, and got one of these 2 options.

 

[Deleted member 14543]

The teeth whitening pen is complete scam. There are enough newspaper articles about it. Also all of these home bleaching kits with uv lamps are bullshit. Nothing works besides dentist bleaching or getting veneers. The girl probably lied to you, and got one of these 2 options.

pretty sure it works or hismile wouldnt be such a big business. jfl for believing newspapers

 

[Deusmaximus]

pretty sure it works or hismile wouldnt be such a big business. jfl for believing newspapers

Fake reviews, paid influencer marketing, hype. Trust me i done enough research about teeth whitening.

 

[kalefartbomb]

hmm do you think i should just moisturise with cocoa butter before and after instead? i dont really burn with carrot oil tbh my skin is very strong.

yeah id say sunbeds are definitely becoming more accepted nowdays. even the sunbed shop i go to released the results that their customers were like 30-40% male and 60-70% female

tan is essential and id say the most important thing to look good if ur a white guy

What I do is I moisturise after showering (really makes a huge difference to having skin "glow" throughout the day) and then in the room I will moisturise again over key areas. Then afterwards when I get home I use one of those after-sun moisturisers. I never tan enough to burn, so it's more a case of keeping the skin soft and hydrated, and glowing.

When I started going it was like 95% female. I don't even think I saw another male the first year I was going there. Now I would say it's like 60/40 women to men and it's not even metrosexual types, I see tradies, middle aged dads, all sorts. I think it's partly down to the recent awareness about vit D deficiencies.

And I agree tan is essential although I would add a caveat that you shouldn't try to brute force a darker tan than your natural tan you would get in summer. If you're type 3 like me you can look fairly dark but it's silly to try to look southern Italian, for example. A type 1 should not even try to get that dark and should settle for a glow. If you see Scandinavian girls the way they have a slight glow in the summer is more attractive than when they get so dark they look med.

For whitening I just buy the strips off amazon. They aren't as good as pro whitening at a dentist but they do work a bit and cost nothing.

 

[Obey]

How big is your frame boy?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

How big is your frame boy?

what does this have to do with the thread?

 

[Chadethnic101]

Just started hitting sunbeds again after 2 years as any time im pale i cant get a gf

Im very pale naturally but ive had a lot of sun in my life (ex roofer) so my skin can tan quite fast without burning.

Decided im gonna go on for 15 minutes 2x per week. Saturday morning and Sunday morning. Will cost me about £77 per month but im gonna be dark as fuck.

Probably the worst thing about going the sunbed shop is the fact that i have to walk into it on a sort of high street. most of the time theres people walking around there due to going to other shops. Lowkey kinda embarrassing but i just hack it and block everyone out as i walk in. Its even worse when I walk out and im red as fuck. but its 100x worth it.

I also picked a sunbed shop like 20 mins away from my house where i know theres not gonna be anyone i know about.

I also tried MT2 in the past but it made me feel proper weird and detached from the world(already prone to this as i had this fucked up mental disorder before but fixed it) but idk if thats just because of the anxiety of injecting myself with a research chemical for the first time. may try again in the future though.

The Trick You Came Here For:

this girl who told me about this was extremely tanned and her teeth were extremely white so i trust what shes saying tbh.

1. use carrot oil before going in there(fuck their expensive asf creams) u can get this for about £5. it activates hella shit and helps u tan way faster.
(dont let them see u bringing it in there tho otherwise theyll suspend ur account. I left mine in there last time and came and got it today and the girl there said they were gonna give it me back but the owners we pissed at me

2. get one of these teeth whitening pens:
View attachment 1386221
thats on ebay for £2.51. basically its the same formula they use in them hismile kits. hismile kit consists of that forumula to put on ur teeth + a shitty UV light to make them whiter.

But if you use the formula with a proper UV light (aka the sunbed) it's gonna work even better. and trust me it did on that girl. her teeth were the whitest ive ever seen ngl.

So basically in 1/2 sunbed sessions per week, and some shitty £3 carrot oil& £2 teeth whitening pen. you can go from a pastey yellow teethed fag. to a tanned greek god with white as fuck teeth.

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Looking good bro, shame about Ur height. Thought u had a beard, can't you grow one?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Looking good bro, shame about Ur height. Thought u had a beard, can't you grow one?

just shaved tbh

 

[Chadethnic101]

just shaved tbh

You know you wanna fight MMA, do you care about it making your nose crooked and making face more asymmetric or anything?

 

[Deleted member 14543]

You know you wanna fight MMA, do you care about it making your nose crooked and making face more asymmetric or anything?

if it gets punched to the left, ill get someone to punch it back to the right + free bonesmashing

 

[Chadethnic101]

if it gets punched to the left, ill get someone to punch it back to the right + free bonesmashing

Make sure to take hooks equally to both sides of the face bro lol
I'm gonna start boxing or MMa dunno which one. I prefer boxing as a fan but pure fighting in day to day think MMA would be better

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Make sure to take hooks equally to both sides of the face bro lol
I'm gonna start boxing or MMa dunno which one. I prefer boxing as a fan but pure fighting in day to day think MMA would be better

if i could start again (not that ive been doing it long) id start with boxing as its the base for fighting. then move on to muay thai/kickboxing, then after a year of that, join mma gym and start doing wrestling and ju jitsu too

 

[Chadethnic101]

if i could start again (not that ive been doing it long) id start with boxing as its the base for fighting. then move on to muay thai/kickboxing, then after a year of that, join mma gym and start doing wrestling and ju jitsu too

Thanks for the tip bro

 

[Deleted member 7098]

yessir

no way that's you. SMVmaxxed to the fullest

 

[Baldingman1998]

Just go to dentist

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Just go to dentist

ima poorcel and a lot of us here are too

 

[Baldingman1998]

ima poorcel and a lot of us here are too

Lol you peasants are beneath me

 

[Baldingman1998]

Lol you peasants are beneath me

Just kidding minimum wage is 50$ in my Shithole county

 

[Deleted member 7098]

ima poorcel and a lot of us here are too

yeah, it's a good thread.

Probably the cheapest and best SMV-boost you can get.
the PSL worshipers on here really neglect a lot of other SMV factors like a good tan and bright white smile

 

[Deleted member 14543]

Just kidding minimum wage is 50$ in my Shithole county

TF WHERE U LIVE , AMERICANFAG?

 

[Baldingman1998]

yh

Wtf. Would be gigachad if not manlet tbh. Pretty boy hair tats muscles etc and white

 

[Baldingman1998]

TF WHERE U LIVE , AMERICANFAG?

I live in a cave and I ride camel to work every day

 

[Deleted member 14543]

I live in a cave and I ride camel to work every day

Ah i know the place, u should be happy u live there and not the UK. its 1 million times better quality of life

 

[klamus]

Just started hitting sunbeds again after 2 years as any time im pale i cant get a gf

Im very pale naturally but ive had a lot of sun in my life (ex roofer) so my skin can tan quite fast without burning.

Decided im gonna go on for 15 minutes 2x per week. Saturday morning and Sunday morning. Will cost me about £77 per month but im gonna be dark as fuck.

Probably the worst thing about going the sunbed shop is the fact that i have to walk into it on a sort of high street. most of the time theres people walking around there due to going to other shops. Lowkey kinda embarrassing but i just hack it and block everyone out as i walk in. Its even worse when I walk out and im red as fuck. but its 100x worth it.

I also picked a sunbed shop like 20 mins away from my house where i know theres not gonna be anyone i know about.

I also tried MT2 in the past but it made me feel proper weird and detached from the world(already prone to this as i had this fucked up mental disorder before but fixed it) but idk if thats just because of the anxiety of injecting myself with a research chemical for the first time. may try again in the future though.

The Trick You Came Here For:

this girl who told me about this was extremely tanned and her teeth were extremely white so i trust what shes saying tbh.

1. use carrot oil before going in there(fuck their expensive asf creams) u can get this for about £5. it activates hella shit and helps u tan way faster.
(dont let them see u bringing it in there tho otherwise theyll suspend ur account. I left mine in there last time and came and got it today and the girl there said they were gonna give it me back but the owners we pissed at me

2. get one of these teeth whitening pens:
View attachment 1386221
thats on ebay for £2.51. basically its the same formula they use in them hismile kits. hismile kit consists of that forumula to put on ur teeth + a shitty UV light to make them whiter.

But if you use the formula with a proper UV light (aka the sunbed) it's gonna work even better. and trust me it did on that girl. her teeth were the whitest ive ever seen ngl.

So basically in 1/2 sunbed sessions per week, and some shitty £3 carrot oil& £2 teeth whitening pen. you can go from a pastey yellow teethed fag. to a tanned greek god with white as fuck teeth.

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That you in The op?

 

[TsarTsar444]

Are you not afraid of aging from the tanning or is that a meme?