Seeing myself in a widening mirror destroyed me mentally

[NoPainNoChick]

When I visit my parents, there is this small mirror in the toilets where I always feel like looking quite good.

I was wondering if it was from the lighting or something else. Turned out out that this mirror is in fact slightly distorting, making the face appears wider that it actually is.

I verified my hypothesis with a perfectly square box, comparing vertical and horizontal positions of the mirror:


Applied to myself, the compact vs long face speaks for itself:


It has been suifuel. I realized I could be decent looking if it wasn't for the horse face. Instead of that I need to cope with a ton shit of surgeries just to look average. Long and narrow face is such a death sentence. No mater how much money and dedication I put into looksmaxxing, I can't fix my dogshit ratios.

I have malar + jaw angles implants surgery planned in the next 2 months to mitigate this, but it won't do shit for my midface.

Guys, I feel all my efforts are worthless. Help me rationalize this. Help me cope or I gonna rope.

 

[Giorgio]

idk what you are talking about, but the second face pic looks better

 

[norwegiancel]

2nd pic looks better

 

[NoPainNoChick]

idk what you are talking about, but the second face pic looks better

It must be because of lighting.
Midface ratio is about 1.0 in first one, and 0.93 in second one.
I didn't even bother measuring the FWHR, should be around 1.6 JFL.

 

[edodalic29]

It must be because of lighting.
Midface ratio is about 1.0 in first one, and 0.93 in second one.
I didn't even bother measuring the FWHR, should be around 1.6 JFL.

Holy autism . No foid is gonna recognize this shit. There really is no hope for you

 

[Giorgio]

It must be because of lighting.
Midface ratio is about 1.0 in first one, and 0.93 in second one.
I didn't even bother measuring the FWHR, should be around 1.6 JFL.

it's because the first makes your skull look bloated and your ES like garbage

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

You look better in the second image you total mong
... Showoff...

 

[NoPainNoChick]

Holy autism . No foid is gonna recognize this shit. There really is no hope for you

True. No hope for my autism, brain is fucked. That's why I'm trying to fix my face.
Of course people don't analyze faces with a ruler, but a horse face is automatically repulsive.

 

[HerpDerpson]

No foid is gonna recognize this shit.

Every foid and moid recognizes this unconsciously with a huge chunk of their brain dedicated to analyzing faces.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

man has a meltdown that he looks better in another mirror

 

[NoPainNoChick]

man has a meltdown that he looks better in another mirror

It showed me what I could never achieve, because of 5% width.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

It showed me what I could never achieve, because of 5% width.

Is the second picture how you look or the first picture?

 

[NoPainNoChick]

Is the second picture how you look or the first picture?

Second one is closer to reality.

 

[Giant Haystacks]

second is better bro! xx

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Second one is closer to reality.

You look way better in that picture
first picture looks bad jfl at your eyes

 

[NoPainNoChick]

Try opening the images in Imgur directly (instead of using forum preview), the horse face is more visible.

I don't know if you're lying to me so I can keep coping, but thanks guys.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Try opening the images in Imgur directly (instead of using forum preview), the horse face is more visible.

same difference, "horse face" pic looks much better.

I don't know if you're lying to me so I can keep coping, but thanks guys.

people here do the opposite of sugarcoating

 

[longjohnmong]

I hate this as well. If you look at yourself in a car window it does the same thing. I'm so fucking close to being handsome. It's like trying to make some insane jump over a chasm and coming within an inch of making it, but still falling to your death.

 

[Geoff2024]

It must be because of lighting.
Midface ratio is about 1.0 in first one, and 0.93 in second one.
I didn't even bother measuring the FWHR, should be around 1.6 JFL.

Autist kys, 2nd looks better

 

[Deleted member 19766]

I hate this as well. If you look at yourself in a car window it does the same thing. I'm so fucking close to being handsome. It's like try to make some insane jump over a chasm and coming within an inch of making it, but still falling to your death.

Are you fr? FUCK

 

[Nebula]

Fucking retarded. You went from sfs to good. Jfl at this

 

[Nebula]

Every foid and moid recognizes this unconsciously with a huge chunk of their brain dedicated to analyzing faces.

This is very true tbh but when girls see ur face ur either gl or your not tbh. All the autism with im 0.1 off ideal bro is retarded