Seinfeld was so black pilled on: balding

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Great quotes, from these episodes.

* Kurt shaving his head bald while having hair

ELAINE: No! He's not bald. Look! He's got a full head of hair. <George overhears and stands up, concerned.>
JERRY: So he just shaves his head for no reason?
GEORGE: That's like using a wheelchair for the fun of it!

* Bald George looking at Kurt his balding hairline

Kurt at George's apartment.

KURT: Elaine said you would be the best person I could talk to.
GEORGE (examining Kurt's head with a lamp): Yep. Classic horseshoe pattern. I've seen a lot of this.
KURT: Oh, God.
GEORGE: No, no, Kurt - wrong attitude. You should be happy now.
KURT: Happy? Why should I be happy?
GEORGE: You've still got pretty good coverage. Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter - <points at Kurt's head with a pen> - then you won't be Kurt anymore.
KURT: Who will I be?
<George points at himself. Kurt shudders.>
KURT: How long do I have?
GEORGE (solemnly): 14 months. Maybe 10.
KURT: Is there anything I can do?
GEORGE: Yes. Live, dammit. Live! Every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life. Because in many ways...it is.

 

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