butcheey
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Preface :
Thread Music:
Jack the Ripper
"Beethoven was Deaf"
Morrissey
My conviction to post was cause I saw multiple threads like this:
Introduction :
I'm @butcheey (6'2 19 y/o hmtn / lhtn)
Self Proclaimed, 'UltraGigaChad TerraMogger'
(Clip of THE NINJA Saying my NAME in 2021)
Shows I'm HIGH STATUS and EXCEEDINGLY Important.
Background:
I had taken a long break from dating because dealing with women in a dating context fills me with an indescribable sense of dread and makes me want to rope. I downloaded Tinder because I'm an autist and it's easier to date online than in person. I had planned a coffee date on a Sunday at noon, I initially thought she flaked because she slept through our scheduled time, but then texted me extremely apologetic, asking to reschedule later in the afternoon, which ended up happening.
The Slay :
This is me before heading out, for my outfits, I usually steal them from Pinterest, I stole this one from Johnny Depp. I also took 600 mg of Pregabalin, 15 mg of Dextroampthetamine XR, & a 200 mg Caffeine Pill to negate my autism.
I take the train uptown (nyc) to meet up with her at some overpriced yuppie gentrifer coffee shop. We talk and we get along great as I'm charming and neurotypical due to my autism suppressing stack. We go and explore the city together, and when the New York sunset set in, I took her with me on the 2 Train to the Brooklyn Promenade.
Picture I Took Then of The Brookyln Promenade
I lean in for a kiss, and we start making out for a good while. Now it's fucking freezing, so I suggest we go somewhere else (wink wink, nudge nudge, tickle tickle, hehe hehe
) and she has the smartest, most genius bright idea to go back to her place.
So we get back to her place:
Ignore me Adam Friedland Bugmaxxing cause of the iPhone Barrel distortion jfl
I get my hands on her mammary glands (iykyk) and start sucking on them, and then one thing leads to another. I won't go to much into detail as I'm not as overenthusiastic about writing about teenage sex as Steven King, but 10/10 tits.
I slept over and had an 8:00 a.m. course the next day, so I had to be up early.
@butcheey's gift to the huzz
We part ways, I see her again the next day, this time at my place and we bang it out. We talk about relationship goals, and ours did not match--I don't know what I want. She cries a lot (girl, you knew me for like two days) so after she left, I sent her a narcissistic farewell Morrissey track:
I Won't Share You
"Strangeways, Here We Come"
The Smiths
Then she posts a TikTok about me with said song.
And we part ways, and @butcheey moves on to the next huzz.
Other Mogger Song Recommendations :
Pink Orange Red
"Tiny Dynamite"
Cocteau Twins
True Faith
"Substance"
New Order
Ain't Talking Bout Love
"Van Halen"
Van Halen
Thread Music:
Jack the Ripper
"Beethoven was Deaf"
Morrissey
My conviction to post was cause I saw multiple threads like this:
Introduction :
I'm @butcheey (6'2 19 y/o hmtn / lhtn)
Self Proclaimed, 'UltraGigaChad TerraMogger'
(Clip of THE NINJA Saying my NAME in 2021)
Shows I'm HIGH STATUS and EXCEEDINGLY Important.
Background:
I had taken a long break from dating because dealing with women in a dating context fills me with an indescribable sense of dread and makes me want to rope. I downloaded Tinder because I'm an autist and it's easier to date online than in person. I had planned a coffee date on a Sunday at noon, I initially thought she flaked because she slept through our scheduled time, but then texted me extremely apologetic, asking to reschedule later in the afternoon, which ended up happening.
The Slay :
This is me before heading out, for my outfits, I usually steal them from Pinterest, I stole this one from Johnny Depp. I also took 600 mg of Pregabalin, 15 mg of Dextroampthetamine XR, & a 200 mg Caffeine Pill to negate my autism.
I take the train uptown (nyc) to meet up with her at some overpriced yuppie gentrifer coffee shop. We talk and we get along great as I'm charming and neurotypical due to my autism suppressing stack. We go and explore the city together, and when the New York sunset set in, I took her with me on the 2 Train to the Brooklyn Promenade.
Picture I Took Then of The Brookyln Promenade
I lean in for a kiss, and we start making out for a good while. Now it's fucking freezing, so I suggest we go somewhere else (wink wink, nudge nudge, tickle tickle, hehe hehe
) and she has the smartest, most genius bright idea to go back to her place.So we get back to her place:
Ignore me Adam Friedland Bugmaxxing cause of the iPhone Barrel distortion jfl
I get my hands on her mammary glands (iykyk) and start sucking on them, and then one thing leads to another. I won't go to much into detail as I'm not as overenthusiastic about writing about teenage sex as Steven King, but 10/10 tits
. I slept over and had an 8:00 a.m. course the next day, so I had to be up early.
@butcheey's gift to the huzz
We part ways, I see her again the next day, this time at my place and we bang it out. We talk about relationship goals, and ours did not match--I don't know what I want. She cries a lot (girl, you knew me for like two days) so after she left, I sent her a narcissistic farewell Morrissey track:
I Won't Share You
"Strangeways, Here We Come"
The Smiths
Then she posts a TikTok about me with said song.
And we part ways, and @butcheey moves on to the next huzz.
Other Mogger Song Recommendations :
Pink Orange Red
"Tiny Dynamite"
Cocteau Twins
True Faith
"Substance"
New Order
Ain't Talking Bout Love
"Van Halen"
Van Halen
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