Shit shit, I'm fucked.

[fashioncel]

So as some of you may know, I usually hump my bed,

And I had no problems with it until today and yesterday,
For some reason my body starts fucking going insane and my cock and balls start fucking hurting like they been put on fire,

And that's because I think I humped my bed way too hard,

So I told my mom my testicles are hurting (Because I just want to vent),
And she Said "Oh yeah we definitely need to go to the Doctor for that",

Which is absolutely horrible, my Dick has no bruises or scratch marks, Which means the pain is internal,
And there could be 2 paths the Doctor picks,

Path 1: Just send me to a Different more high quality hospital for a better check in.

Path 2: Doctor could just force me to confess that i hump my bed (Which would be absolutely horrible because it would kill my social life),

And it could be a female doctor (But the chances are low, because my usual Doctor is a male).

 

[Minnie lacking]

Where is the pain mainly the base and pelvic floor or the top?

 

[inversions]

How do you even think of this bro

 

[fashioncel]

Where is the pain mainly the base and pelvic floor or the top?

It's everywhere bro.

 

[fashioncel]

How do you even think of this bro

Think of what??, This just happened to me right now.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Just tell her a lie say you fucked a girl too hard. Doctor will think you’re a winner at life

 

[emogymmaxx]

its a 50/50 you broke your dick deadass

Spoiler: read me

Yes. It's called a penis fracture. This isn't a common injury. But trauma to an erect penis can cause it.

A penis fracture differs from other fractures in the body. That's because the penis has no bones. Instead, the penis becomes firm during an erection when two spongy tubes on the top side of the penis fill with blood. Those tubes are called the corpora cavernosa. When the tubes fill with blood, their tough outer lining, called the tunica albuginea, stretches. If an erect penis is bent suddenly or with force, the trauma can tear the tunica albuginea of one or both tubes. That can cause a penis fracture.


Most often, the trauma happens during sex. For example, during vaginal sex the penis may slip out of the vagina and thrust against the pelvis. Rarely, a penis fracture also can happen due to aggressive masturbation. Or it can result from a cultural practice called taghaandan. That involves pushing down the top of an erect penis with force to stop an erection.

With a penis fracture, the penis shaft often bulges and changes color. This can make the penis look somewhat like an eggplant.

Symptoms of a penis fracture can include:

• Instant pain in the penis.
• A popping or cracking sound.
• Fast loss of an erection.
• Swelling in the penis shaft.
• A change in the penis shaft's color due to bleeding under the skin.

Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body is damaged as well. This tube is called the urethra. Blood at the opening of the penis or in the urine may mean the urethra was injured.

A penis fracture requires medical care right away. Often, a healthcare professional can find out if the penis is fractured by doing a physical exam. But blood, urine or imaging tests also may be needed. Most often, the treatment for a fractured penis is prompt surgery to repair the damage.

Without treatment, a penis fracture might lead to a curved penis. Or it could prevent a person from getting or keeping erections firm enough for sex. This is called erectile dysfunction.

Trauma also may cause other injuries to the penis that don't result in a true fracture. For example, the large veins of the penis that are within tissue that's just under the skin could get injured. This can cause symptoms that look like those of a penis fracture, including swelling and a change in color.

 

[Copercel]

I can imagine you exactly like in the video @Daddy's Home always post here

 

[HarmonyHunter]

So as some of you may know, I usually hump my bed,

And I had no problems with it until today and yesterday,
For some reason my body starts fucking going insane and my cock and balls start fucking hurting like they been put on fire,

And that's because I think I humped my bed way too hard,

So I told my mom my testicles are hurting (Because I just want to vent),
And she Said "Oh yeah we definitely need to go to the Doctor for that",

Which is absolutely horrible, my Dick has no bruises or scratch marks, Which means the pain is internal,
And there could be 2 paths the Doctor picks,

Path 1: Just send me to a Different more high quality hospital for a better check in.

Path 2: Doctor could just force me to confess that i hump my bed (Which would be absolutely horrible because it would kill my social life),

And it could be a female doctor (But the chances are low, because my usual Doctor is a male).

mirin bro good luck

 

[fashioncel]

Just tell her a lie say you fucked a girl too hard. Doctor will think you’re a winner at life

Nigger I don't go outside,

And my family is super Religious and I will literally get arrested if I commit sex before marriage,

So yeah I'm just gonna tell them I humped the bed too hard.

 

[HarmonyHunter]

a

Nigger I don't go outside,

And my family is super Religious and I will literally get arrested if I commit sex before marriage,

So yeah I'm just gonna tell them I humped the bed too hard.

and then say its normal all my friends do it

 

[Pasha33]

The doctors don’t care whether you fuck your bed or not. +. also just make an excuse like you turned over in bed with an erection and did it or some shit

 

[fashioncel]

a

and then say its normal all my friends do it

I don't have friends.

 

[Mogsgymmaxx]

How do you even think of this bro

What no pussy does To a nigga

 

[fashioncel]

The doctors don’t care whether you fuck your bed or not. +. also just make an excuse like you turned over in bed with an erection and did it or some shit

Yeah I'm probably gonna make excuse.

 

[HarmonyHunter]

I don't have friends.

it all adds up now all your threads

 

[Pasha33]

Yeah I'm probably gonna make excuse.

idk what your even stressing for

 

[kmd]

testicular torsion My friend got it whilst on a walk with me and it was the funniest thing ever

 

[fashioncel]

its a 50/50 you broke your dick deadass

Spoiler: read me

Yes. It's called a penis fracture. This isn't a common injury. But trauma to an erect penis can cause it.

A penis fracture differs from other fractures in the body. That's because the penis has no bones. Instead, the penis becomes firm during an erection when two spongy tubes on the top side of the penis fill with blood. Those tubes are called the corpora cavernosa. When the tubes fill with blood, their tough outer lining, called the tunica albuginea, stretches. If an erect penis is bent suddenly or with force, the trauma can tear the tunica albuginea of one or both tubes. That can cause a penis fracture.


Most often, the trauma happens during sex. For example, during vaginal sex the penis may slip out of the vagina and thrust against the pelvis. Rarely, a penis fracture also can happen due to aggressive masturbation. Or it can result from a cultural practice called taghaandan. That involves pushing down the top of an erect penis with force to stop an erection.

With a penis fracture, the penis shaft often bulges and changes color. This can make the penis look somewhat like an eggplant.

Symptoms of a penis fracture can include:

• Instant pain in the penis.
• A popping or cracking sound.
• Fast loss of an erection.
• Swelling in the penis shaft.
• A change in the penis shaft's color due to bleeding under the skin.

Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body is damaged as well. This tube is called the urethra. Blood at the opening of the penis or in the urine may mean the urethra was injured.

A penis fracture requires medical care right away. Often, a healthcare professional can find out if the penis is fractured by doing a physical exam. But blood, urine or imaging tests also may be needed. Most often, the treatment for a fractured penis is prompt surgery to repair the damage.

Without treatment, a penis fracture might lead to a curved penis. Or it could prevent a person from getting or keeping erections firm enough for sex. This is called erectile dysfunction.

Trauma also may cause other injuries to the penis that don't result in a true fracture. For example, the large veins of the penis that are within tissue that's just under the skin could get injured. This can cause symptoms that look like those of a penis fracture, including swelling and a change in color.

ovER.

 

[HarmonyHunter]

Yeah I'm probably gonna make excuse.

be man and confess and start acting like a psychopath to get dick lengthening surgery? so it happens again

 

[fashioncel]

I can imagine you exactly like in the video @Daddy's Home always post here

Which video??.

 

[Nebelix28]

Chad does what chad wants

 

[emogymmaxx]

ovER.

 

[Pasha33]

id go doctors asap if you can because it’s serious if it’s properly hurting

 

[fashioncel]

be man and confess and start acting like a psychopath to get dick lengthening surgery? so it happens again

Yeah I'm not falling for this.

 

[fashioncel]

Chad does what chad wants

*truecel does what truecel wants

 

[HarmonyHunter]

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Troller of all.
This whole thread is fake right?

 

[HarmonyHunter]

Bro you needa get erect rn and use your hands to imitate a cast so you dont get a bendy dick. Fawwwwwrrrk did you even think about that newfag nigga

 

[fashioncel]

Bro you needa get erect rn and use your hands to imitate a cast so you dont get a bendy dick. Fawwwwwrrrk did you even think about that newfag nigga

Ayoooo bro wants me to be hard,

But jokes aside, my Dick is in too much pain for it to get rock hard.

 

[HarmonyHunter]

Ayoooo bro wants me to be hard,

But jokes aside, my Dick is in too much pain for it to get rock hard.

Ill make the pain go away

 

[fashioncel]

Ill make the pain go away

@MyDreamIsToBe183CM get him into your faggot squad.

 

[HarmonyHunter]

@MyDreamIsToBe183CM get him into your faggot squad.

so about me making the pain go away?

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

@MyDreamIsToBe183CM get him into your faggot squad.

I want to pound your cousin

 

[fashioncel]

so about me making the pain go away?

I will self ban for 3 days if you keep acting like a faggot.

 

[imnotagreytrustme]

So as some of you may know, I usually hump my bed,

And I had no problems with it until today and yesterday,
For some reason my body starts fucking going insane and my cock and balls start fucking hurting like they been put on fire,

And that's because I think I humped my bed way too hard,

So I told my mom my testicles are hurting (Because I just want to vent),
And she Said "Oh yeah we definitely need to go to the Doctor for that",

Which is absolutely horrible, my Dick has no bruises or scratch marks, Which means the pain is internal,
And there could be 2 paths the Doctor picks,

Path 1: Just send me to a Different more high quality hospital for a better check in.

Path 2: Doctor could just force me to confess that i hump my bed (Which would be absolutely horrible because it would kill my social life),

And it could be a female doctor (But the chances are low, because my usual Doctor is a male).

Yeah or just stop humping ur bed jfl

 

[fashioncel]

I want to pound your cousin

I WANT TO POUND YOUR FEMALE COUSIN.

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

I WANT TO POUND YOUR FEMALE COUSIN.

I don’t have a female cousin

 

[fashioncel]

I don’t have a female cousin

ovER.

 

[HarmonyHunter]

ovER.

I have a genuine question now does it make wanking off feel better when you do this?

 

[fashioncel]

I have a genuine question now does it make wanking off feel better when you do this?

Yeah it's better when I hump something,

I don't even know how to jerk off normally tbh.

 

[HarmonyHunter]

Yeah it's better when I hump something,

I don't even know how to jerk off normally tbh.

ill try this but do you not get a messy bed after? or you embrace and sleep in that shit

 

[fashioncel]

ill try this but do you not get a messy bed after? or you embrace and sleep in that shit

Yes my bed is full of fucking cum,

And I just usually sleep on the ground (after I cum from humping the bed).

 

[HarmonyHunter]

Yes my bed is full of fucking cum,

And I just usually sleep on the ground (after I cum from humping the bed).

ill put and old t shirt on a pillow have you got any videos of you doing it for me to wank of to?
Edit: Sorry im being a fag
Edit 2: Sorry im not sorry

 

[fashioncel]

ill put and old t shirt on a pillow have you got any videos of you doing it for me to wank of to?
Edit: Sorry im being a fag
Edit 2: Sorry im not sorry

Nah, I'm Deathnic subhuman,

Just masturbate to anything that you like.

 

[TFLloser]

I'm sorry bro

 

[fashioncel]

I'm sorry bro

It's over for my face and dick.

 

[HarmonyHunter]

Nah, I'm Deathnic subhuman,

Just masturbate to anything that you like.

that would be videos of you (jus joking i like double ended dildo fuck with lesbos and lesbos going mega crazy with dildos)

 

[TFLloser]

It's over for my face and dick.

I guess it doesnt matter if you werent going to use it anyway

 

[fashioncel]

I guess it doesnt matter if you werent going to use it anyway

True.

 

[fashioncel]

that would be videos of you (jus joking i like double ended dildo fuck with lesbos and lesbos going mega crazy with dildos)

You're over sharing (right now).