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This is the single greatest post, i´ve read so far this year.
You´ve shed some accurate foresight on this objective truth.
- A loner can be true to himself, but in turn he will lose ALL benefits of socialization ( fake opportunism, like maggots trying to feast from the same bowl of fish )
I´d rather live in perpetual isolation, than associate myself with thrash i hate.

 

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"I see...a little ticket to Asia"

 

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Why Are Pokemon And Dragon Ball Z Such Nostalgic Shows? Moronism Join Date: 2010-02-08 Post Count: 451 #184232713Tuesday, February 23, 2016 9:49 PM CST Hello Off-Topic. Despite being twenty-two years of age and currently unemployed(Due to an economic recession), I spend countless hours viewing episodes from the original, English versions of the Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z television series. The constant, nostalgic battles are truly exciting. I have purchased many figurines and costumes from both shows, and I role-play with them frequently. Just a mere hour ago, I played Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3 on my Playstation 2. I hope to play Pokemon Crystal on my GameBoy next. I am hoping to travel to Japan once I receive sufficient funding from relatives so that I may meet Akira Toriyama personally. I enjoy his manga pages very much. Do you also enjoy good, original shows such as Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z? They are involved in the vast majority of my day.

Re: My counselor thinks I have sensory processing disorder Moronism Join Date: 2010-02-08 Post Count: 451 #181323968Friday, January 08, 2016 11:24 PM CST "Explain" Mercy and empathy is not exhibited towards those who suffer from chronic, debilitating cognitive disorders. Instead, such individuals regularly patronize the affected victims and perceive them as being "socially-inferior." Relatives reject the individuals and criticize them for being incapable of adhering to their irrational standards. Learning/speech disorders are perceived as a signal of being "intellectually-inept." Truly, society is highly repulsive and heavily contaminated with narcissistic individuals concerned only with minimizing those who cannot experience the bliss of proper functionality. It is very frustrating. Penalties should be utilized to punish those who cannot understand the perils of sufferers from disorders such as autism.

Re: Why Are Pokemon And Dragon Ball Z Such Nostalgic Shows? Moronism Join Date: 2010-02-08 Post Count: 451 #184269859Wednesday, February 24, 2016 5:10 PM CST Alright. I finished winning Budokai Tenkaichi 3 by using Red Potara Broly against my younger, laborious cousin, who used regular Piccolo to battle me. I am very glad that I can easily enjoy both adult and childhood activities by receiving financial support from relatives. Dragon Ball Z is an amazing show.

 

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What the fuck is this ?

Relatives:

Re: i didn't even know my cousin is getting married tomorrow

AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332

#149376977Saturday, November 08, 2014 4:16 AM CST Hopefully you enjoy the events surrounding your relatives then.

Re: I hope none of my family members pass before their time.

AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332

#151140918Friday, December 05, 2014 3:45 PM CST Perhaps you simply have a significant degree of loneliness that has resulted in your extensive emotional attachment to your relatives? Although it's certainly understandable, It's important to have a durable realization that any sudden occurrences could result in unexpected and potentially life-altering effects and thus I would suggest that you attempt to maintain a positive relationship with them while making sure to prevent yourself from becoming too psychologically dependent on them.

Re: what do u live for?

AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332

#182817833Monday, February 01, 2016 1:07 AM CST Well TheMagentaDelight, your evident naivety is rather astounding, and repulsive. The concept of "living for family" is certainly existent. It is the product of the natural hedonistic-inclinations shared mutually between all human individuals. Relatives provide many individuals with a mechanism to receive self-pleasure via reassurance/assistance from external people. That is why they are so heavily celebrated.

Re: girls-human or different species

AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332

#146390337Friday, September 19, 2014 7:16 PM CDT Both genders are humans either way. Perhaps the problem is that you need to change your perspective on the situation? Each person has their own individual personality and simply because one female doesn't necessarily enjoy your presence doesn't mean someone else won't; I would suggest that perhaps you examine your own behavior and personality rather then categorizing everyone of a specific gender group together simply because different people react differently. Additionally, you'll benefit much more from "Academic" knowledge rather then unnecessarily obsessing over the opposite gender.

Re: Have you ever noticed that Off Topic has cliches?

AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332

#153814730Monday, January 12, 2015 3:43 PM CST "We have clicks in the sense that people generally only post on threads made by certain people and only acknowledge people they like." Favoritism is generally abundant throughout civilization due to the simple fact that individuals generally become accustomed to the presence of another person once they've analyzed their characteristics. Hence the formation of cliques, especially on a significantly "Anonymous" medium such as the Internet.

Re: social life: do you have one?

AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332

#181236357Thursday, January 07, 2016 2:10 PM CST Yes, I do indeed have a "social life." Although, my preferred method of social interaction is to provoke impulsive users over the Internet for personal pleasure. It is not worth maintaining "friendship" when you can enjoy the presence of enemies.

Re: oh god i need to hang out with my friends more

AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332

#181239000Thursday, January 07, 2016 3:04 PM CST You do not need the presence of psychological-slavery via "Friendship"; there is greater pleasure derived from provoking vulnerable users over the Internet.

 

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One day, Mother was asked by my father to write a check, which she did. However, he was angry because she was drying off after a shower. This led him to shove her onto the floor(She was naked) and kick her legs repeatedly, which I was present for and saw. He also broke her fingers and cut her knuckles, injured her knees and kicked her abdomen. Our utilities were cut off three times due to failure to pay, and the result was living with my paternal grandparents for weeks at a time. On the day we moved in with my maternal grandparents, me and Mother sat in the dark since my father didn't pay the utility bill("Well, then leave"; he left the house after yelling, which I hid from).

 

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Re: Some kid just said that Plato is better than Stirner AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #184114151Sunday, February 21, 2016 7:12 PM CST "Who are either of those people" Individuals who envied the superior pioneers of abstraction known as "mathematicians."

Re: Math.Random help AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #184116148Sunday, February 21, 2016 7:41 PM CST "How would loops help?" The individual who provided advice to use loops was likely under the mistaken assumption that the pseudo-random generator would "switch" numbers after a certain quantity of uses, as opposed to seed based randomization. A seed within math.randomseed() is often necessary to provide a more "unexpected" randomization effect. The vast majority of individuals utilize "tick()" or "os.time()" based calculations to accomplish this. Further information can be found here: http://wiki.roblox.com/index.php?title=Random_numbers

Re: What should I script AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #184119096Sunday, February 21, 2016 8:21 PM CST "http://wiki.roblox.com/index.php?title=Random_numbers" Ah, very nice. Could you provide various sample uses for the other functions of triangular Geometry that are available within the standard mathematics library, such as sin and its inverse, asin?

 

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Moronism Join Date: 2010-02-08 Post Count: 451 #183567345Saturday, February 13, 2016 11:26 PM CST Hello adolescent schoolchildren. Lately, I have explored the territory surrounding my place of dwelling. And during each individual expedition, I noted the magnificent geometrical patterns throughout nature. The mere nodes of a single leaf bind together to form often semi-curved yet white, "embedded" lines. It is beautiful. Upon returning home, I thought excessively about the situation. And then I came to a horrid and unfortunate realization: The vast majority of civilians are incapable of recognizing simple mathematical patterns within nature. I was repulsed by that truthful realization. Mathematics is one of the fundamental components of abstraction. Recognizing the connection of concepts via mathematical knowledge is imperative to understanding the functionality of a system. Basic Calculus describes sequences.

 

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I make no attempt when holes are present.

(I'm quite sincere)

Brutally raped by habbo hotel children

 

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Re: OT Complaining AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #150509401Wednesday, November 26, 2014 10:53 PM CST Each of us are utilizing this Sub-Section for entertainment purposes, It's unnecessary to exhibit a significant degree of favoritism.

Re: Post here for my honest opinion on you AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #150514510Thursday, November 27, 2014 12:26 AM CST Why not just appreciate the communication between each user without publicly stating your opinion regarding their personality to the degree of borderline-favoritism?

Re: @anony AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #150787402Sunday, November 30, 2014 7:42 AM CST Please don't exhibit a degree of favoritism towards me in particular, plenty of users here contribute to the positivity of the Sub-Section and I would prefer if you enjoy the positive aspects of each user equally.

Re: Dapperbuffalo for best mod AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #151667941Sunday, December 14, 2014 4:41 AM CST Each moderator can be considered "Good". Favoritism towards a particular one would be unreasonable.

Re: Introduce yourselves AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #152980914Thursday, January 01, 2015 4:18 AM CST Surely we can communicate without exhibiting favoritism towards a particular set of users?

Re: Have you ever noticed that Off Topic has cliches? AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #153814730Monday, January 12, 2015 3:43 PM CST "We have clicks in the sense that people generally only post on threads made by certain people and only acknowledge people they like." Favoritism is generally abundant throughout civilization due to the simple fact that individuals generally become accustomed to the presence of another person once they've analyzed their characteristics. Hence the formation of cliques, especially on a significantly "Anonymous" medium such as the Internet. more_horiz

Re: Post your top 3 OTers AnonyAnonymous Join Date: 2013-06-23 Post Count: 6332 #158478421Sunday, March 22, 2015 10:32 PM CDT Why do you consider it necessary to show favoritism towards any particular set of users? There's plenty of positive individuals that you would be restricting yourself from by showing unreasonable bias towards users who you prefer seeing on the website.

 

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Re: Pete Burns has died

Objective_Anon Join Date: 2016-03-08 Post Count: 25

#200511771Monday, October 24, 2016 7:23 PM CDT Good riddance. Another LGBT cretinoid has dissipated from society. Much like the Prince of Percocet.

 

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Re: Where did Latin American come from?

UnsourcedAnon Join Date: 2016-01-12 Post Count: 563

#184813661Saturday, March 05, 2016 3:09 PM CST Simple. They have been tainted with inferior "Amerindian" DNA. It is quite comparable to mulatto hybrids. Various parasitic groups also have remnants of Polynesian DNA. It is quite repulsive.

Re: if the age is on the clock, shes ready for the co_k :^) Unsourced_Anon Join Date: 2016-03-08 Post Count: 58 #190266129Wednesday, June 01, 2016 7:20 PM CDT Perhaps you do not understand how to read clocks? I presume that you are a Mulatto, given your stupidity.

 

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Re: I'm a white crayon.

Pump_Kin Join Date: 2016-02-24 Post Count: 25

#190457403Saturday, June 04, 2016 5:15 PM CDT Crayons provide a very interesting analogy: The "white" crayon itself provides additional beauty to other colors by brightening them. The "black" crayon likewise darkens the colors and defiles them.

Unintelligent_Anon Join Date: 2016-02-24 Post Count: 361

#185620905Friday, March 18, 2016 11:02 PM CDT You should not visit Detroit. African American scum has degraded the city. It now resembles Brasil greatly. I would suggest visiting Texas instead. It is much cleaner, and voluntary-labor is well noted.

Re: i knocked this white kid in one punch. Unintelligent_Anon Join Date: 2016-02-24 Post Count: 361 #185630004Saturday, March 19, 2016 3:33 AM CDT Boasting about victimizing Caucasian schoolchildren, yes? Typical. Inept animals cannot be removed from their cages.

Re: OT SINGS A MODERN POP SONG Unintelligent_Anon Join Date: 2016-02-24 Post Count: 361 #185671234Saturday, March 19, 2016 6:18 PM CDT "Time" "won't" "give" "me" "time"

Re: Don't do drugs, man.. Seriously.. Unintelligent_Anon Join Date: 2016-02-24 Post Count: 361 #185671547Saturday, March 19, 2016 6:22 PM CDT Well, this is to be expected from African American individuals. They cannot perform manual labor without resorting to illicit drug transactions.

Re: does anyone else really like ot UnsourcedAnon Join Date: 2016-01-12 Post Count: 563 #181985344Tuesday, January 19, 2016 1:08 AM CST No. The vast majority of users here are narcissistic schoolchildren desperate to magnify their significance on an Internet forum. Truly, Scripters is the superior sub-section.

Re: OT is like a white family UnsourcedAnon Join Date: 2016-01-12 Post Count: 563 #181986121Tuesday, January 19, 2016 1:41 AM CST "What's the difference between a white family and the rest?" Simple. Caucasian families are genetically-superior to the other types of families. Of course, this would mean that Off-Topic represents an African American family, which is the lowest-quality family of all, given the aggression and impulsion.

Re: Typical white girls

AgnosticAnon Join Date: 2016-01-09 Post Count: 45

#181471876Sunday, January 10, 2016 9:15 PM CST Discrimination towards Caucasian women? Generally, they are much healthier on a physical and psychological-basis than "Yin" individuals.

Re: any other uk people online

AgnosticAnon Join Date: 2016-01-09 Post Count: 45

#181473370Sunday, January 10, 2016 9:39 PM CST Do you consider a Gaelic individual living in Brazil as a special exception?

Re: i still think about my first crush from the 8th grade

AgnosticAnon Join Date: 2016-01-09 Post Count: 45

#181473567Sunday, January 10, 2016 9:42 PM CST Yes it is. When I was a fourteen year-old individual, I regularly fantasized about a beautiful, intelligent Caucasian adolescent girl with brown-hair and blue-eyes that I saw at a grocery-store. It has been six years now, and I continue to have daily fantasies about this beautiful woman.

Post Count: 108 #190481644Saturday, June 04, 2016 11:10 PM CDT "3 blue eyes white dragon" Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon is a weakling.

Re: I have a Riddle for All of you King_Queen Join Date: 2016-02-24 Post Count: 108 #190481952Saturday, June 04, 2016 11:15 PM CDT "If a white person were to mate with a black person, it can be assumed that they too, have no brain" It is a mere matter of primitive lust. Sub-ape cretin seems to attract individuals who repress their intellectual-capabilities.

Re: [ Content Deleted ] King_Queen Join Date: 2016-02-24 Post Count: 108 #190485488Sunday, June 05, 2016 12:19 AM CDT You seem quite fixated with Apsconditus, Nig-ger boy.

 

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Re: if the age is on the clock, shes ready for the co_k :^) Unsourced_Anon Join Date: 2016-03-08 Post Count: 58 #190266129Wednesday, June 01, 2016 7:20 PM CDT Perhaps you do not understand how to read clocks? I presume that you are a Mulatto, given your stupidity. more_horiz

Re: If vaccines don't cause autism... Unsourced_Anon Join Date: 2016-03-08 Post Count: 58 #190266413Wednesday, June 01, 2016 7:23 PM CDT Given the appearance of your avatar, I would expect logical discrepancies to occur. Your premises are unrelated. Please do not argue about significant matters when you have the average IQ of your respective population, which is seventy-five.

Re: yesterday I was hit on by a middle age man

Objective_Anon Join Date: 2016-03-08 Post Count: 25

#200506105Monday, October 24, 2016 5:38 PM CDT "really scared"? You must be very vain. I doubt you are as physically attractive as you believe.

Re: Pete Burns has died Objective_Anon Join Date: 2016-03-08 Post Count: 25 #200511771Monday, October 24, 2016 7:23 PM CDT Good riddance. Another LGBT cretinoid has dissipated from society. Much like the Prince of Percocet.

Re: Im an alabama _______ Fill in the Blank Objective_Anon Join Date: 2016-03-08 Post Count: 25 #200541773Tuesday, October 25, 2016 5:02 PM CDT An Alabama "Niqqrr" is what you intended to tell us

 

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Yes; my father would regularly batter Mother and break things. When angry, Mother would grab my stimming objects and shake them in my face while tightly grasping my neck.

Mother moved into a separate apartment and stayed with relatives, at times. We also had to live with my paternal grandparents.

 

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My half-aunt used to hide me whenever my half-uncle visited. I'd sit alone while relatives were enjoying themselves.

As an adolescent, I chose to sit alone at a table.

 

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Intellau_Celistic said:

I see.

My half-relatives hit me and disrespected Mother often.

 

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When I last saw them, over four years ago, they seemed to dislike me.

"We didn't want to see you. Granny told us to help you." - They also kept whining and complaining.

 

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When Mother and I would visit a store, they would become angry if we were shopping for more than four minutes(I offered to enter the store and "fetch" Mother out of discomfort and disgust).

The car broke down and several relatives had to pitch in to provide funds(They all relied on him for transportation). Mother was still, of course, denied transportation.

 

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That's nice. My half-cousins would bully me for my anxious behavior. In malls, I'd wear large coats to reduce my anxiety.



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As for myself, my "weapons" are of a much different sort.

 

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Cool. My half-cousins threw cake batter at me when I tried to aid them with a recipe, as Mother instructed.

I overheard them lying to step-grandfather.

 

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Yes. When I was a young child, I'd get into arguments with my half-cousins due to their "favoritism". I once criticized my half-cousin after we visited my half-uncle's apartment in downtown Milwaukee. Her mother said this:

"Hey, Intellau!, Well, you know what? You can leave!"

I was licking a battery as she said it.

JFL...Mother asked me to pander to my intellectually-disabled younger half-cousin...His dyslexic Mother is too incompetent to teach him basic knowledge.

 

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They were openly denigrating myself and Mother whenever I'd visit. It was never voluntary.

"Intellau's mother is a leech"

"Intellau's mother is a cow"

"Intellau's mother sits around all day doing nothing" (Except for the cooking, cleaning, spending time with her mother, buying things for her mother...)

"I'll go inside" (Intellau decided to go fetch his mother since he realized how selfish and impatient his half-relatives were)

"Intellau's mother is always sick. Maybe she should stop visiting restaurants"

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Yes...very unfortunate.

Myself(30X Whole Genome Sequencing):

Mother(Genotyping):

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Population Frequency:

 

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Mother split money for groceries with them.

Local restaurants several times with their grandmother's money as well as Mother's

 

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Intellau_Celistic said:

They enjoyed several trips to Indiana to spend time with their many half-siblings and cousins.

 

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Ya. Cunt in the photo resembles my half-aunt, who had a young son so she could enjoy praise and attention from relatives(One-upping my younger half-cousin).

Kid is an autistic little ape:

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Joshua Robertson, the autistic little Milwaukee ape:

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Kid has dwarfism and Fragile-X. His whore Mulatta sisters are likely placing his X-ed immune system at risk by bringing home AIDS-related diseases.

 

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Lv99_BixNood said:

True I wish I was a nigger :reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee::reeeeee:

 

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Quite obvious from my half-relatives.

 

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THe necessity of external aid means, of-course, that Mother is now feeling pain due to the realization that her half-relatives choose to denigrate her existence.

May she take comfort in knowing that you people, who have heard my voice for months involuntarily, are disproving obvious lies.

 

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My half-aunt used to hide me whenever my half-uncle visited. I'd sit alone while relatives were enjoying themselves.

As an adolescent, I chose to sit alone at a table.

I was rotting on Lexapro in 2021. With Prozac, however, I was able to denigrate Shannon and my half-relative easily.

 

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Idk having mensa kikecel tier IQ is tempting :feelsaww:

Once you max that out

Forget the law and take them all :feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSD::feelsLSDInto the bed room)(in video game)

Those with negative IQ make people around them dumber. Now that's an achievement.

Dumbification hypno?

 

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Retarded post and moronic intake; being low IQ is one of the reasons why we can't get laid.
You having no skills or intelligence means that you can't get a job and how can you get to pay for a date if you are poorfag?

 

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Intellau_Celistic said:

Yes, I used to have more "closeness" with my maternal female cousins; they were the only "youth" who did not laugh at my autistic fidgeting behaviors(While I was present, at least). I would sit in a corner and fidget with pencils for hours.

Sadly, they changed during adolescence and eventually started laughing at my severe social anxiety. One tried to trip me down a set of stairs(twice) and threw cake batter at me because I tried to help them with a recipe(As my mother told me to). She also hit my head out of anger.

 

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Allow me to empathize once again:



She also kicked our seven-year-old cousin in the abdomen due to frustration.

BPD and bipolar are the given excuses.

 

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Yes. My half-aunt would call my step-grandfather often. I overheard them frequently complain about Mother and myself.

"[Intellau] is sitting around with his mother leeching"

Hahaha...they would call Mother a "Cow", "Lazy", "Leech", when I would visit them.

 

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No. Holes are not deities.

My grandmother told me to travel with my half-relatives. I knew they were feigning respect and I disliked them greatly.

 

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Intellau_Celistic said:

Yes. I'd go grocery shopping with half-relatives...I gave them my snacks, I sought to help them feel comfortable. They laughed at me when I went to the mall and ignored my presence. They told me, "Get out of the car". They whined because Mother and I were present when they wanted to shop(We had appointments).

 

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Hahaha...I recall the time my half-cousin deliberately allowed herself to be arrested by the police for violence. She did this, of-course, due to her genetic attraction to Pean features.

 

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Fuck female nature. It's fucking disgusting. Men DO EVERYTHING for women. WOMEN DO NOTHING and still get loved. Are men loved by women despite all this? NO. And guess who is the opressed gender?

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH IM FUCKING GOING JOKER RN