Should I get a hooker

[ugly_man]

So I lost my virginity two years ago with a hooker. She rushed and seem to get it over with. Plus, by rich gay uncle paid for it. Lately I've been really been having urges. Now I finally have a job pushing carts at Walmart for $15 I was wondering if I should head to Carson City and fulfill the itch. I have recently emailed one but I think she's just trying to flatter me so I can pay for her services. Anyway I feel quite conflicted about it because it's against my conservative morality and also I have thought about becoming a Christian and it may complicate some things. Also my parents don't want me driving an hour away since they are very controlling and also I'm a bad driver. By the way I'm 24

 

[ugly_man]

also I have a very small penis both in length and girth

 

[Deleted member 16380]

also I have a very small penis both in length and girth

Then the hooker is your BEST option... You just need to buy a hooker on a higher end with GFE, preferably older, 30-35 years old.

She will moan and simulate orgasms, which will reinforce your confidence, which in turn will lead you to better skills in the bed later in life...

"Fake it till you make it" (c)

After all "The size of the brush is not important, the skills of the artist are" (c)

 

[ugly_man]

Then the hooker is your BEST option... You just need to buy a hooker on a higher end with GFE, preferably older, 30-35 years old.

She will moan and simulate orgasms, which will reinforce your confidence, which in turn will lead you to better skills in the bed later in life...

"Fake it till you make it" (c)

After all "The size of the brush is not important, the skills of the artist are" (c)

Well I don't know where I can prepay Plus I need to do so for my parents not finding out for now I live with them and they're very controlling even though I haven't been I don't plus I' would be kind of embarrassed if they found that in the way

 

[germanlooks]

After all "The size of the brush is not important, the skills of the artist are" (c)

 

[ugly_man]

also I have a very small penis both in length and girth

I forgot to mention also I have weird skin pigmentation and also a webbed penis

 

[ugly_man]

Yeah it's kind of surge to the point of hilarity that penis size doesn't matter. Obviously that's a lie

 

[germanlooks]

also I have a very small penis both in length and girth

I forgot to mention also I have weird skin pigmentation and also a webbed penis

In all honesty it’s over for you.
How small are we talking about?

 

[ugly_man]

In all honesty it’s over for you.
How small are we talking about?

1 inch in girth 4 in length

 

[ugly_man]

In all honesty it’s over for you.
How small are we talking about?

I'm willing to post the link but I'm not sure if I would get banned. Plus I do NOT want someone under 18 to see it

 

[germanlooks]

1 inch in girth 4 in length

Ok you probably mean 1 inch width because 1 inch girth is impossible.

But nonetheless I’m really sorry that you have to go through this. Your size is indeed way below average especially if you live in the west.
I honestly don’t know what advice I could give you. Your best hope is probably just fucking escorts

 

[ugly_man]

Ok you probably mean 1 inch width because 1 inch girth is impossible.

But nonetheless I’m really sorry that you have to go through this. Your size is indeed way below average especially if you live in the west.
I honestly don’t know what advice I could give you. Your best hope is probably just fucking escorts

I don't know to be honest my actual length is and girth I just assumed it's bad