WishIwasChico
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Ok, just got back from a car sex slay. Here’s the chat:
Anyways, so basically I messaged your last ‘your place’ she replies on tinder ‘your car’ ask for her number and then message her today.
Get to the parking lot and this bitch is nowhere to be seen so I am sperging hard in Dm to @bobtheflowerpot thinking this bitch may have ghosted me.
Anyways she shows up and I pull and put the window down and she like looks confused so I’m like ‘fml’
She gets in. She’s like on her phone and awkward af I was like ‘this bitch don’t like me’ so I ask her ‘where shall we go?’
And she’s like ‘I don’t know anywhere we can go where there’s no people’ so I’m like….
Then she’s like ‘I know somewhere actually’ so we driving and she’s really anxious and nervous you can tell. She’s like talking fast and jittery and shit lol.
We get to this place in the middle of nowhere and then she starts kissing me and shit. Take her clothes off. Then she’s like ‘protection?’
I’m like ‘I forgot it’ (which I had) then she was like ‘fuck I never have sex without it’ so I’m like…
She says ‘just pull out it really worries me’ jfl
Bruh….
Sex was so shit, I hate car sex. Was awkward af I kept losing my hardness due to the position. She gave me fire head though like really good twice.
Rode me like a champ too. She kept clawing my back fucking hard like too hard though shit was turning me off ngl….
Anyways, after we fuck she has a smoke then we driving back. I tell her ‘you must get a lot of guys on tinder messaging you’
She goes ‘ye I ignore 99% of them and only use it when bored. I never do this actually’
‘i must have got lucky then shah’
Then she’s like ‘ye I legit never ever do this, it’s the only time I’ve met someone off here and fucked them’
She seemed genuine as well so this was lifeufel. She was like ‘you’re not gonna ghost me now are you?’
Jfl….
Anyways we driving back and then this bitch has a GC with loids of girl mates. Anyways, this bitch goes ‘smile’ and takes a fucking picture of me and posts it in her group chat.
I told her ‘wtf are you doing lol?’
Shit sex tbh didn’t rate.
Dm me if you want to see her.
Anyways, so basically I messaged your last ‘your place’ she replies on tinder ‘your car’ ask for her number and then message her today.
Get to the parking lot and this bitch is nowhere to be seen so I am sperging hard in Dm to @bobtheflowerpot thinking this bitch may have ghosted me.
Anyways she shows up and I pull and put the window down and she like looks confused so I’m like ‘fml’
She gets in. She’s like on her phone and awkward af I was like ‘this bitch don’t like me’ so I ask her ‘where shall we go?’
And she’s like ‘I don’t know anywhere we can go where there’s no people’ so I’m like….
Then she’s like ‘I know somewhere actually’ so we driving and she’s really anxious and nervous you can tell. She’s like talking fast and jittery and shit lol.
We get to this place in the middle of nowhere and then she starts kissing me and shit. Take her clothes off. Then she’s like ‘protection?’
I’m like ‘I forgot it’ (which I had) then she was like ‘fuck I never have sex without it’ so I’m like…
She says ‘just pull out it really worries me’ jfl
Bruh….
Sex was so shit, I hate car sex. Was awkward af I kept losing my hardness due to the position. She gave me fire head though like really good twice.
Rode me like a champ too. She kept clawing my back fucking hard like too hard though shit was turning me off ngl….
Anyways, after we fuck she has a smoke then we driving back. I tell her ‘you must get a lot of guys on tinder messaging you’
She goes ‘ye I ignore 99% of them and only use it when bored. I never do this actually’
‘i must have got lucky then shah’
Then she’s like ‘ye I legit never ever do this, it’s the only time I’ve met someone off here and fucked them’
She seemed genuine as well so this was lifeufel. She was like ‘you’re not gonna ghost me now are you?’
Jfl….
Anyways we driving back and then this bitch has a GC with loids of girl mates. Anyways, this bitch goes ‘smile’ and takes a fucking picture of me and posts it in her group chat.
I told her ‘wtf are you doing lol?’
Shit sex tbh didn’t rate.
Dm me if you want to see her.
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