Slay story: GTFIH!!!

Sprinkles said:
you should ghost if she’s less than htb and the sex wasn’t good
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She rode me like a champ and sucked my dick really good just car sex was shit. Dm me and I’ll send her
 
WishIwasChico said:
Ok, just got back from a car sex slay. Here’s the chat:
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Anyways, so basically I messaged your last ‘your place’ she replies on tinder ‘your car’ ask for her number and then message her today.

Get to the parking lot and this bitch is nowhere to be seen so I am sperging hard in Dm to @bobtheflowerpot thinking this bitch may have ghosted me.

Anyways she shows up and I pull and put the window down and she like looks confused so I’m like ‘fml’

She gets in. She’s like on her phone and awkward af I was like ‘this bitch don’t like me’ so I ask her ‘where shall we go?’

And she’s like ‘I don’t know anywhere we can go where there’s no people’ so I’m like….

Then she’s like ‘I know somewhere actually’ so we driving and she’s really anxious and nervous you can tell. She’s like talking fast and jittery and shit lol.

We get to this place in the middle of nowhere and then she starts kissing me and shit. Take her clothes off. Then she’s like ‘protection?’

I’m like ‘I forgot it’ (which I had) then she was like ‘fuck I never have sex without it’ so I’m like…
She says ‘just pull out it really worries me’ jfl

Bruh….
Sex was so shit, I hate car sex. Was awkward af I kept losing my hardness due to the position. She gave me fire head though like really good twice.

Rode me like a champ too. She kept clawing my back fucking hard like too hard though shit was turning me off ngl….

Anyways, after we fuck she has a smoke then we driving back. I tell her ‘you must get a lot of guys on tinder messaging you’

She goes ‘ye I ignore 99% of them and only use it when bored. I never do this actually’

‘i must have got lucky then shah’

Then she’s like ‘ye I legit never ever do this, it’s the only time I’ve met someone off here and fucked them’

She seemed genuine as well so this was lifeufel. She was like ‘you’re not gonna ghost me now are you?’

Jfl….

Anyways we driving back and then this bitch has a GC with loids of girl mates. Anyways, this bitch goes ‘smile’ and takes a fucking picture of me and posts it in her group chat.

I told her ‘wtf are you doing lol?’

Shit sex tbh didn’t rate.

Dm me if you want to see her.
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Show me papi
 
Everyone has rated her HTB pretty much so over for @the BULL
 
I think she’s lying about that being her first time
 
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Zonar said:
I think I saw a post like that in r/inceltears, but it wasn't your full face.
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Hahaha yeah, he posted it because I banned him.
 
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Eli said:
Showing her friends her new betabuxxer
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Jfl never gonna happen so fuck off. How betabuxxer when she fucked me within 5 minutes
 
WishIwasChico said:
Ok, just got back from a car sex slay. Here’s the chat:
View attachment 2607664
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Anyways, so basically I messaged your last ‘your place’ she replies on tinder ‘your car’ ask for her number and then message her today.

Get to the parking lot and this bitch is nowhere to be seen so I am sperging hard in Dm to @bobtheflowerpot thinking this bitch may have ghosted me.

Anyways she shows up and I pull and put the window down and she like looks confused so I’m like ‘fml’

She gets in. She’s like on her phone and awkward af I was like ‘this bitch don’t like me’ so I ask her ‘where shall we go?’

And she’s like ‘I don’t know anywhere we can go where there’s no people’ so I’m like….

Then she’s like ‘I know somewhere actually’ so we driving and she’s really anxious and nervous you can tell. She’s like talking fast and jittery and shit lol.

We get to this place in the middle of nowhere and then she starts kissing me and shit. Take her clothes off. Then she’s like ‘protection?’

I’m like ‘I forgot it’ (which I had) then she was like ‘fuck I never have sex without it’ so I’m like…
She says ‘just pull out it really worries me’ jfl

Bruh….
Sex was so shit, I hate car sex. Was awkward af I kept losing my hardness due to the position. She gave me fire head though like really good twice.

Rode me like a champ too. She kept clawing my back fucking hard like too hard though shit was turning me off ngl….

Anyways, after we fuck she has a smoke then we driving back. I tell her ‘you must get a lot of guys on tinder messaging you’

She goes ‘ye I ignore 99% of them and only use it when bored. I never do this actually’

‘i must have got lucky then shah’

Then she’s like ‘ye I legit never ever do this, it’s the only time I’ve met someone off here and fucked them’

She seemed genuine as well so this was lifeufel. She was like ‘you’re not gonna ghost me now are you?’

Jfl….

Anyways we driving back and then this bitch has a GC with loids of girl mates. Anyways, this bitch goes ‘smile’ and takes a fucking picture of me and posts it in her group chat.

I told her ‘wtf are you doing lol?’

Shit sex tbh didn’t rate.

Dm me if you want to see her.
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SHOW me
 
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BoredPrince said:
@TRUE_CEL isn't leaking dms against the rules?
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Sending death threats is against the rules I was making the mods aware of this behaviour
 
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WishIwasChico said:
Jfl never gonna happen so fuck off. How betabuxxer when she fucked me within 5 minutes
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Cope betabuxxer
@the BULL @WishIwasChico you two are funny
You should meet irl and fist fight see who wins
 
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Bro your threads are fucking triggering me to want to break up with my gf and slay again man

Fuckkkk slaying. Is so fun
 
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I propose a boxing/mma match between @the BULL and @WishIwasChico jfl
 
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She wants an ltr @Sprinkles @Eli @Oogwayminator @kebab
 
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WishIwasChico said:
She wants an ltr @Sprinkles @Eli @Oogwayminator @kebab
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the BULL said:
Super fist of the dragon
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@WishIwasChico u see this nigga? He would super fist dragon your ass
Personally I wouldnt take that
 
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@the BULL has ruined my slay thread you fucking sperg kys
 
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TRUE_CEL said:
No he hasn’t. I don’t ask him to send me his bitches.
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Ignore him he’s just trying to get you to ban me he is a cunt
 
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