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Niklaus Mikaelson

Niklaus Mikaelson

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People are complaining about no good posts and @Biggdink wanted to know how Chadlites get treated irl and so forth, so I'm being the change I want to see and taking the first step with this story - I'm new to this but hope you like it

Guldreng


>10 pm
>be bored
>invite mtn ethnic friend over to my small studio apartment
>friend brings alcohol
>me who hasn't been drinking for a long time
>OhShitHereWeGoAgain.jpeg
>we start drinking
>still bored
>download app called "tonite" (private party app for people in groups)
>start swiping and chatting with two girls - a white mtb & an ethnic htb
>FuckIt.jpeg :ogre:
>send my address to the girls
>we'll be there in 20 minutes
>panic and start cleaning the apartment
>girls arrive
>tell friend to open up while i get extra chairs from basement
>walk back into apartment with chair
>friend has started banter with the ethnic food
>calls my friend ethnic Gulddreng (pic on top of the post)
>JFL
>diffuse the situation by suggesting we play beer pong
>guys vs girls
>losing hard:feelswah:
>ethnic girl still roasts my friend
>we start winning:feelshah:
>girl goes silent
>the girls take a bathroom break
>pep-talk with friend - he wants the htb ethnic foid
>fuck
>hear laughing from the bathroom
>fuck fuck fuck - have they found my derma roller, is it my skincare products?
>realising i haven't removed my ex's tampons and pads :feelswah:
>they come out
>why do you have women's products in your bathroom:hnghn:
>tells them the truth
>embarrest.jpeg
>back to beerpong
>me and my friend wins
>taking a victory cig on my balcony
>mtb joins
>starts touching my leg while talking
>swallowing pride and moving my chair closer
>kiss:ogre:
>getting cold
>suggest we get back in
>play random drinking game
>make friend and htb demonstrate favorite sex position:ogre:
>JFL at these idiots
>me and mtb pretend to want privacy :bigbrain:
>htb and friend goes outside
>they start small talk and get close
>success.jpeg
>mtb pulls curtains to the balcony and starts to undress down to her underwear:dafuckfeels:
>I'm tired
>she moves to the bed
>hear kissing and dirty talk from the balcony
>shit
>taking off my pants and joining the bed
>my friend would have done the same for me:feelscry:
>sits on top of me and takes out her phone
>wtf
>you have a nice smile
>camera flash blinds me
>why did you take a photo?
>you're pretty
>:feelstrash:
>friend and htb comes in
>its cold outside
>shit
>cover up me and the mtb with duvey
>tell them there are free common rooms in the building
>friend smiles and walks down to common room with htb
>locking the door
>mtb tells me to undress
>tell her to get on her knees
>gives me bj like shes been through hundreds of guys
>prays she doesn't have std's
>mtb stops
>confusion.jpeg
>what's wrong?
>you got a huge dick, i don't even have a gag-reflex but still can't get it further down
>demonstrates
>proud.jpeg
>climax:chad:
>gets dressed
>hear knocking on door
>opens up for friend
>comes in smiling
>YESS! my boy did it
>girls got hungry
>friend offers to buy the htb food in 7-eleven
>mtb asks me if I'm gonna buy her food as well
>i deny :chad:
>friend offers the mtb food aswell:incel:
>i follow them down to 7-eleven and say my goodbyes
>friend later updates me on the slay with htb
>proud.jpeg:Comfy:

pic of the mtb:
Mtb



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Read every single word.
 
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Can you add more details
 
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Read every single word.
Ngl i read with the heart. Aka i didnt eventho i tried but heres an updoot op.
Nice ass btw bro i would bang u
 
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Brag post
 
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Can you add more details
I was unsure of what details people wanted and didnt, so just quickly typed it as how i remembered it, any specifix details i sjould exclude next time or include?
 
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Brag post
I think the title hitns towards it being a brag post tbh - also very proud i got a htb for my mtn friend, so yes this is definitely a brag thread btw
 
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any specifix details i sjould exclude next time or include?
elaborate on her saying you have a huge dick more.

Length, girth, bonepressed and nb
 
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I was unsure of what details people wanted and didnt, so just quickly typed it as how i remembered it, any specifix details i sjould exclude next time or include?
He means that its super detailed
 
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elaborate on her saying you have a huge dick more.

Length, girth, bonepressed and nb
Not even big according to this forum 18.5x14.5. And noted for next time! More elaboration aon sex part
 
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😍
 
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Not even big according to this forum 18.5x14.5. And noted for next time! More elaboration aon sex part
do you still larp on dick length
 
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do you still larp on dick length
I even showed you the clone-a-willy i made from it and how i measured it ... how is it a larp?
 
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wtf 😡 is this form of writing:feelsuhh:
Autism


😡and you are not supposed to slay, you should find the best girl to be with and start a family:owo:

1662678129045

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I even showed you the clone-a-willy i made from it and how i measured it ... how is it a larp?
yeah exactly, it was a 17x13.5.
 
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I think the title hitns towards it being a brag post tbh - also very proud i got a htb for my mtn friend, so yes this is definitely a brag thread btw
The biggest brag thread is winning galaxy elo. Hands down. Makes this one look like a kid to be honest with you.
 
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The biggest brag thread is winning galaxy elo. Hands down. Makes this one look like a kid to be honest with you.
This boy will never forget the galaxy elo. Even in his dreams it will be there.
 
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This boy will never forget the galaxy elo. Even in his dreams it will be there.
Galaxy elo is a ticket of all time. You can make thousands of dollars online like through YouTube, but it does not come close to galaxy elo.
 
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Tldr?
 
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@Curry Suicide thoughts?
 
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>realising i haven't removed my ex's tampons and pads :feelswah:
>they come out
>why do you have women's products in your bathroom:hnghn:
>tells them the truth
Gonna start buying women's products and put them in my house, and then tell foids that it belongs to my exes for insane pre-selection halo.

Thanks Niko (y)
 
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one day i'll make threads like this, but about jbs :Comfy:
keep looksmaxxing bros :feelsgood:
 
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Just have no desire to slay the girl and have her for herself on you then settle for a blowjob theory
 
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MTN gets HTB :feelswow:

Miami Vice Deal With It GIF
 
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Just have no desire to slay the girl and have her for herself on you then settle for a blowjob theory
Its just how it is when youre a chad
 
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one day i'll make threads like this, but about jbs :Comfy:
keep looksmaxxing bros :feelsgood:
She was actualy a jb (17):ogre: although its legal in Denmark its still gross
 
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Just have no desire to slay the girl and have her for herself on you then settle for a blowjob theory
yeah kinda wack @Niko69 :feelswhat:
 
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She was actualy a jb (17):ogre: although its legal in Denmark its still gross
Its indeed very gross. Bad. Wrong. Never again Niko.
 
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Sacraficied myself and took a mtb so that my mtn friend could slay a htb
season 7 episode 21 GIF


so, you are a cuck :oops:









:oops::oops::oops:









jk, you are a demigod and you should do the same with me and Nana :owo::love::love:

BOd XcvCUAAz  g



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She was actualy a jb (17):ogre: although its legal in Denmark its still gross
mirin, wish i had a friend like you to help me slay
 
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Sacraficied myself and took a mtb so that my mtn friend could slay a htb
what a kind hearted hero. the incel population will always remember their gentle souled champion niko69
 
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This is how oofy doofy couples are formed. Chads helping out normies. Gotta hand it to @Niko69
 
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season 7 episode 21 GIF


so, you are a cuck :oops:









:oops::oops::oops:









jk, you are a demigod and you should do the same with me and Nana :owo::love::love:

View attachment 1859702
If Niko is actually into asian girls, i will never forgive him. Tell me its just to heal this estonian low pedigree ghoul that you said it @Niko69
 
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People are complaining about no good posts and @Biggdink wanted to know how Chadlites get treated irl and so forth, so I'm being the change I want to see and taking the first step with this story - I'm new to this but hope you like it

View attachment 1859503

>10 pm
>be bored
>invite mtn ethnic friend over to my small studio apartment
>friend brings alcohol
>me who hasn't been drinking for a long time
>OhShitHereWeGoAgain.jpeg
>we start drinking
>still bored
>download app called "tonite" (private party app for people in groups)
>start swiping and chatting with two girls - a white mtb & an ethnic htb
>FuckIt.jpeg :ogre:
>send my address to the girls
>we'll be there in 20 minutes
>panic and start cleaning the apartment
>girls arrive
>tell friend to open up while i get extra chairs from basement
>walk back into apartment with chair
>friend has started banter with the ethnic food
>calls my friend ethnic Gulddreng (pic on top of the post)
>JFL
>diffuse the situation by suggesting we play beer pong
>guys vs girls
>losing hard:feelswah:
>ethnic girl still roasts my friend
>we start winning:feelshah:
>girl goes silent
>the girls take a bathroom break
>pep-talk with friend - he wants the htb ethnic foid
>fuck
>hear laughing from the bathroom
>fuck fuck fuck - have they found my derma roller, is it my skincare products?
>realising i haven't removed my ex's tampons and pads :feelswah:
>they come out
>why do you have women's products in your bathroom:hnghn:
>tells them the truth
>embarrest.jpeg
>back to beerpong
>me and my friend wins
>taking a victory cig on my balcony
>mtb joins
>starts touching my leg while talking
>swallowing pride and moving my chair closer
>kiss:ogre:
>getting cold
>suggest we get back in
>play random drinking game
>make friend and htb demonstrate favorite sex position:ogre:
>JFL at these idiots
>me and mtb pretend to want privacy :bigbrain:
>htb and friend goes outside
>they start small talk and get close
>success.jpeg
>mtb pulls curtains to the balcony and starts to undress down to her underwear:dafuckfeels:
>I'm tired
>she moves to the bed
>hear kissing and dirty talk from the balcony
>shit
>taking off my pants and joining the bed
>my friend would have done the same for me:feelscry:
>sits on top of me and takes out her phone
>wtf
>you have a nice smile
>camera flash blinds me
>why did you take a photo?
>you're pretty
>:feelstrash:
>friend and htb comes in
>its cold outside
>shit
>cover up me and the mtb with duvey
>tell them there are free common rooms in the building
>friend smiles and walks down to common room with htb
>locking the door
>mtb tells me to undress
>tell her to get on her knees
>gives me bj like shes been through hundreds of guys
>prays she doesn't have std's
>mtb stops
>confusion.jpeg
>what's wrong?
>you got a huge dick, i don't even have a gag-reflex but still can't get it further down
>demonstrates
>proud.jpeg
>climax:chad:
>gets dressed
>hear knocking on door
>opens up for friend
>comes in smiling
>YESS! my boy did it
>girls got hungry
>friend offers to buy the htb food in 7-eleven
>mtb asks me if I'm gonna buy her food as well
>i deny :chad:
>friend offers the mtb food aswell:incel:
>i follow them down to 7-eleven and say my goodbyes
>friend later updates me on the slay with htb
>proud.jpeg:Comfy:

pic of the mtb:
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@Xangsane @currylightskin @StreegeReturn @Nims @Leo69 @the BULL @Amnesia @ArvidGustavsson @Blackgymmax @Ken @Mogpogs @Moggie @Prettyboy @Anstrum95 @fucclife @Wallenberg @PCT01 @Salludon @aBetterMii @CEO of Sex
Wtf Niko you tagged all These people but not me
Angry Jon Bernthal GIF by NETFLIX

I’ve even made threads like These before yet you still can’t remember me
Dc Comics Rage GIF by DC

You’re gonna forget i exist on the meetup aswell you fucking cuck?
Angry Tyra Banks GIF
 
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See the picture, not my body type and mtb face(although it's censored)
oh yeah I understand, I thought you were talking about your friends tbh
 
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Wtf Niko you tagged all These people but not me
Angry Jon Bernthal GIF by NETFLIX

I’ve even made threads like These before yet you still can’t remember me
Dc Comics Rage GIF by DC

You’re gonna forget i exist on the meetup aswell you fucking cuck?
Angry Tyra Banks GIF
Denmark > Sweden
 
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Wtf Niko you tagged all These people but not me
Angry Jon Bernthal GIF by NETFLIX

I’ve even made threads like These before yet you still can’t remember me
Dc Comics Rage GIF by DC

You’re gonna forget i exist on the meetup aswell you fucking cuck?
Angry Tyra Banks GIF
He missed the part where that's his problem.
 
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If Niko is actually into asian girls, i will never forgive him. Tell me its just to heal this estonian low pedigree ghoul that you said it @Niko69
Some Asians are cute :owo: but nordic>asians
 
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Never fucking mind i’m retarded
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