Slay story vol.1 (GTFIH)

[Deleted]

He missed the part where that's his problem.

I realized he did tag me jfl

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Wtf Niko you tagged all These people but not me

I’ve even made threads like These before yet you still can’t remember me

You’re gonna forget i exist on the meetup aswell you fucking cuck?

I thought i tagged you

 

[Leo69]

I realized he did tag me jfl

Need to get eye surgery at this point. Absolutely brutal.

 

[Moggie]

He missed the part where that's his problem.

 

[Deleted]

Need to get eye surgery at this point. Absolutely brutal.

I’ve considered grafting.

I just got giga cucked though with my consultation tommorow. Hopefully it won’t affect anything but the clinic is in London and their Queen just died jfl.

 

[Leo69]

I’ve considered grafting.

I just got giga cucked though with my consultation tommorow. Hopefully it won’t affect anything but the clinic is in London and their Queen just died jfl.

The world wants you to avoid your surgeries so you don't ascend to gigachad and mog all of us here to oblivion.

 

[Deleted member 18840]

The world wants you to avoid your surgeries so you don't ascend to gigachad and mog all of us here to oblivion.

I will side by team niko, to feel less mogged. A smile a day keeps the rope away

 

[Leo69]

I will side by team niko, to feel less mogged. A smile a day keeps the rope away

Take the smile pill is a pill of all time, after that comes the elo pill. The most brutal pill of all time.

 

[Moggie]

Take the smile pill is a pill of all time, after that comes the elo pill. The most brutal pill of all time.

no smile for my omega shaped mandibular dental arch

 

[Deleted member 18840]

Take the smile pill is a pill of all time, after that comes the elo pill. The most brutal pill of all time.

I swear if i ever have a meeting with you, every other world will be about cosmology - galaxy - and elo. Galaxy elo

 

[Deleted member 9801]

Tell me its just to heal this estonian low pedigree ghoul

 

[RIPPED IRL]

living in ez mode

 

[Deleted member 16474]

nigga why are you simping for those chinks. u deserve better ngl.

Nana is everything what do you mean "u deserve better"

it might be news for you but Nana is the best

 

[Deleted member 18840]

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Farming orange insee

 

[Leo69]

I swear if i ever have a meeting with you, every other world will be about cosmology - galaxy - and elo. Galaxy elo

I swear if I ever have a meeting with you, every word will be about smile, dental, and teeth. Smile elo.

 

[Deleted member 1851]

Nana is everything what do you mean "u deserve better"

it might be news for you but Nana is the best


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please shut up

 

[Deleted member 18931]

wtf is this form of writing
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and you are not supposed to slay, you should find the best girl to be with and start a family

Spoiler

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It's this or death

 

[Deleted member 18840]

I swear if I ever have a meeting with you, every word will be about smile, dental, and teeth. Smile elo.

I swear this forum either attract or make normal people become totally aspie. But thats why we love it. Can’t be genuine around normies else you won’t get your updoot

 

[Leo69]

I swear this forum either attract or make normal people become totally aspie. But thats why we love it. Can’t be genuine around normies else you won’t get your updoot

This forum is a forum of all time. It makes your brain go from normie to Chad.

 

[Moggie]

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It's this or death

first guy mogs her jfl

 

[Deleted member 16474]

please shut up

Nana fogs

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Let your eyes witness, words aren't enough :oops: new latest video I made of her :oops: other videos of showing her :oops: 😍 Personally I think this was her prime Some pictures of her, got a folder of over 1k pics of her all are excellent 😍 😍...

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[Ken]

You make it sound so easy. How do you escalate so effortlessly. Do they put in most of the work?

She was actualy a jb (17) although its legal in Denmark its still gross

At that age with that body she would be a high-tier Stacy in USA. Unless her face is deformed.

 

[Leo69]

You make it sound so easy. How do you escalate so effortlessly. Do they put in most of the work?


At that age with that body she would be a high-tier Stacy in USA. Unless her face is deformed.

Take the NT pill.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

You make it sound so easy. How do you escalate so effortlessly. Do they put in most of the work?


At that age with that body she would be a high-tier Stacy in USA. Unless her face is deformed.

She doesn't have a deformed face no, and I think it comes naturally on what to do for me in most situations. Sometimes all that is required to escalate the situation is moving in a bit closer, get some eye contact when speaking, sneak in a sexual comment or something (in this particular situation i believe the sexual performance i made my friend do with the girl sealed the deal) and if you notice that she's into you either start slowly by putting your hand on their leg or just go in for a kiss tbh. Kind of hard to explain and it should be noted that it also highly depends on the girl and how attractive she is

 

[fogdart]

Sacraficied myself and took a mtb so that my mtn friend could slay a htb

Lol did you guys fuck or she just sucked your dick? Mirin life of a chad

 

[Oberyn]

You make it sound so easy. How do you escalate so effortlessly. Do they put in most of the work?


At that age with that body she would be a high-tier Stacy in USA. Unless her face is deformed.

high-tier stacy huh? where do you live Baltimore ?

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

Lol did you guys fuck or she just sucked your dick? Mirin life of a chad

Just a blowjob

 

[UglyGod360]

why tf cant i ignore u

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

why tf cant i ignore u

Because noone can escape the smile pill - also im a mod so there's that

 

[Ken]

high-tier stacy huh? where do you live Baltimore ?

Cuckifornia. A young blonde with a nice body is an automatic Stacy-lite minimum.

 

[Ken]

She doesn't have a deformed face no, and I think it comes naturally on what to do for me in most situations. Sometimes all that is required to escalate the situation is moving in a bit closer, get some eye contact when speaking, sneak in a sexual comment or something (in this particular situation i believe the sexual performance i made my friend do with the girl sealed the deal) and if you notice that she's into you either start slowly by putting your hand on their leg or just go in for a kiss tbh. Kind of hard to explain and it should be noted that it also highly depends on the girl and how attractive she is

Bookmarked. This is the best escalation advice ive read here.

 

[Leo69]

Because noone can escape the smile pill - also im a mod so there's that

I will escape this elo pill and move into the smile pill once and for all. It's truly unfortunate for the users who sometimes get trapped in the elo pill. They need to keep smiling and be positive knowing that it will get better. Positivity and persistence mindset. The smile pill.

 

[ThatDude023]

What an enjoyable thread. You sound like a total bro Niko

 

[Leo69]

What an enjoyable thread. You sound like a total bro Niko

That's the why he got mod instead of @ArvidGustavsson cause the NT and bro pill. Take the bro pill.

 

[Oberyn]

Cuckifornia. A young blonde with a nice body is an automatic Stacy-lite minimum.

norcal yeah the most subhuman region in us. social is great but they are status/money hoes.

 

[Deleted]

That's the why he got mod instead of @ArvidGustavsson cause the NT and bro pill. Take the bro pill.

I tried to wingman my friend but the girl he was crushing on wanted me instead.

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

What an enjoyable thread. You sound like a total bro Niko

Glad you enjoyed it!

 

[Leo69]

I tried to wingman my friend but the girl he was crushing on wanted me instead.

The Arvid pill is a mogger pill of all time. When you are around Arvid. Prepare to get mogged on arrival as girls will be crushing on Arvid instead of you. Absolutely brutal.

 

[UglyGod360]

h

Because noone can escape the smile pill - also im a mod so there's that

how in the fuck did u become mod

 

[UglyGod360]

and when

 

[Deleted member 18840]

and when

When you were born

 

[Niklaus Mikaelson]

and when

Saturday

 

[Vain786]

fuck you niko and fuck you all! the curries shall have their revenge

 

[SchizoAutism]

Niko du gør mig vred nu

 

[AspiringMogger]

do you still larp on dick length

The girth is more impressive than the length JFL

 

[Michael Myers]

People are complaining about no good posts and @Biggdink wanted to know how Chadlites get treated irl and so forth, so I'm being the change I want to see and taking the first step with this story - I'm new to this but hope you like it

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>10 pm
>be bored
>invite mtn ethnic friend over to my small studio apartment
>friend brings alcohol
>me who hasn't been drinking for a long time
>OhShitHereWeGoAgain.jpeg
>we start drinking
>still bored
>download app called "tonite" (private party app for people in groups)
>start swiping and chatting with two girls - a white mtb & an ethnic htb
>FuckIt.jpeg
>send my address to the girls
>we'll be there in 20 minutes
>panic and start cleaning the apartment
>girls arrive
>tell friend to open up while i get extra chairs from basement
>walk back into apartment with chair
>friend has started banter with the ethnic food
>calls my friend ethnic Gulddreng (pic on top of the post)
>JFL
>diffuse the situation by suggesting we play beer pong
>guys vs girls
>losing hard
>ethnic girl still roasts my friend
>we start winning
>girl goes silent
>the girls take a bathroom break
>pep-talk with friend - he wants the htb ethnic foid
>fuck
>hear laughing from the bathroom
>fuck fuck fuck - have they found my derma roller, is it my skincare products?
>realising i haven't removed my ex's tampons and pads
>they come out
>why do you have women's products in your bathroom
>tells them the truth
>embarrest.jpeg
>back to beerpong
>me and my friend wins
>taking a victory cig on my balcony
>mtb joins
>starts touching my leg while talking
>swallowing pride and moving my chair closer
>kiss
>getting cold
>suggest we get back in
>play random drinking game
>make friend and htb demonstrate favorite sex position
>JFL at these idiots
>me and mtb pretend to want privacy
>htb and friend goes outside
>they start small talk and get close
>success.jpeg
>mtb pulls curtains to the balcony and starts to undress down to her underwear
>I'm tired
>she moves to the bed
>hear kissing and dirty talk from the balcony
>shit
>taking off my pants and joining the bed
>my friend would have done the same for me
>sits on top of me and takes out her phone
>wtf
>you have a nice smile
>camera flash blinds me
>why did you take a photo?
>you're pretty
>
>friend and htb comes in
>its cold outside
>shit
>cover up me and the mtb with duvey
>tell them there are free common rooms in the building
>friend smiles and walks down to common room with htb
>locking the door
>mtb tells me to undress
>tell her to get on her knees
>gives me bj like shes been through hundreds of guys
>prays she doesn't have std's
>mtb stops
>confusion.jpeg
>what's wrong?
>you got a huge dick, i don't even have a gag-reflex but still can't get it further down
>demonstrates
>proud.jpeg
>climax
>gets dressed
>hear knocking on door
>opens up for friend
>comes in smiling
>YESS! my boy did it
>girls got hungry
>friend offers to buy the htb food in 7-eleven
>mtb asks me if I'm gonna buy her food as well
>i deny
>friend offers the mtb food aswell
>i follow them down to 7-eleven and say my goodbyes
>friend later updates me on the slay with htb
>proud.jpeg

pic of the mtb:
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Spoiler: tags

@Xangsane @currylightskin @StreegeReturn @Nims @Leo69 @the BULL @Amnesia @ArvidGustavsson @Blackgymmax @Ken @Mogpogs @Moggie @Prettyboy @Anstrum95 @fucclife @Wallenberg @PCT01 @Salludon @aBetterMii @CEO of Sex

youre a good friend but a bad fellow mod for not tagging me, lookspill strikes again because im left out for being ugly

 

[Michael Myers]

Wait u srs now. I tought u were one of the few hetero here

you thought wrong

 

[Michael Myers]

Because noone can escape the smile pill - also im a mod so there's that

my smile makes me uglier

 

[Michael Myers]

I tried to wingman my friend but the girl he was crushing on wanted me instead.

chad moment

 

[Corleone]

wrote for proper ADHDcels that can't finish a single full sentence, mirin.

>taking off my pants and joining the bed
>my friend would have done the same for me

>gives me bj like shes been through hundreds of guys
>climax

uncutcels being able to coom from BJ again

>friend later updates me on the slay with htb

can I join your ethnic friend rotation?

pic of the mtb:
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nice.

maybe try your hands on a proper written out story next time to help the autist-cels on here learn to socialize with girls.

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