Slay thread: was dogshit

[WishIwasChico]

She came over. She was a bitch bro and weird. She didn’t ask questions really and was sarcastic.

We fucked for a while and I came in her raw. She didn’t give head which was dog shit.


Then we fucked again and halfway through she said she needed to stop as I was too big and it was hurting jfl.

Then we didn’t really talk and she made an excuse to leave.


Fucking awful

 

[Klasik01]

Proof?

 

[PROMETHEUS]

you came in a crazy bitch?

RIP

 

[WishIwasChico]

you came in a crazy bitch?

RIP

Idk bro I think we didn’t vibe tbh I’m not sure she even liked me tbh it’s over

 

[WishIwasChico]

Proof?

I have none

 

[ChickenRun]

how big ur pp

 

[Klasik01]

Women have sex whenever they want with who they want, they ain't giving you shit because you make a lot of effort. If their pussy says "I want dick" they get it.

 

[geezcel]

the same girl will be with her parents on sunday for a roast dinner, her dad will look at her with love and pride. her mother, overjoyed that her only daughter is home to see her on mothers day

both blissfully unaware she is carrying a psler’s child

 

[WishIwasChico]

how big ur pp

7.4 inches and I was fucking her deep in prone bone and she was saying ‘fuck that’s deep’ then said we needed to stop

 

[WishIwasChico]

Women have sex whenever they want with who they want, they ain't giving you shit because you make a lot of effort. If their pussy says "I want dick" they get it.

What you talking about we fucked retard?

 

[Klasik01]

What you talking about we fucked retard?

That's my point. She choosed you to satisfy her needs and then she's gone. She saw your dick pic and then choosed to fuck.

 

[WishIwasChico]

That's my point. She choosed you to satisfy her needs and then she's gone.

Ye she was a selfish bitch she used me for sex then dipped wtf

 

[PROMETHEUS]

the same girl will be with her parents on sunday for a roast dinner, her dad will look at her with love and pride. her mother, overjoyed that her only daughter is home to see her on mothers day

both blissfully unaware she is carrying a psler’s child

It’s Friday night lad, doing on here at this time?

 

[WishIwasChico]

I don’t even think she liked me tbh

 

[geezcel]

It’s Friday night lad, doing on here at this time?

at my parents for the weekend, gf gone back to her parents house so am rotting on here. life is good

 

[PROMETHEUS]

at my parents for the weekend, gf gone back to her parents house so am rotting on here. life is good

Only normal UK user on the forum

 

[Klasik01]

I don’t even think she liked me tbh

Atleast you had sex lucky guy

 

[ChickenRun]

7.4 inches and I was fucking her deep in prone bone and she was saying ‘fuck that’s deep’ then said we needed to stop

so isnt that a bad thing.. or am i coping

 

[WishIwasChico]

so isnt that a bad thing.. or am i coping

Probs telling tales tbh idk the vibe was off

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

the same girl will be with her parents on sunday for a roast dinner, her dad will look at her with love and pride. her mother, overjoyed that her only daughter is home to see her on mothers day

both blissfully unaware she is carrying a psler’s child

Legit wet myself reading this holy
Shit so funny

 

[dimorphism]

Day in a life of a true forum larper
Wake up and wipe my dick off
My .org account isn't it bootiful
Time to go wageslave at PFC
Reev up the Bugatti yeee
Quick stop at the gym
And load up those plates
Get a pint
London looking lovely today lads
Just a bit of larping
Chippy makes life a little less shitty
Pop down local pride
Good ol pie look at that
Mom sent dinner lovely
Pop down have a couple brawls in the pub
And finish up at the fortress of dreams

 

[WishIwasChico]

Day in a life of a true forum larper
Wake up and wipe my dick off
My .org account isn't it bootiful
Time to go wageslave at PFC
Reev up the Bugatti yeee
Quick stop at the gym
And load up those plates
Get a pint
London looking lovely today lads
Just a bit of larping
Chippy makes life a little less shitty
Pop down local pride
Good ol pie look at that
Mom sent dinner lovely
Pop down have a couple brawls in the pub
And finish up at the fortress of dreams

Why would I larp about this?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

That's my point. She choosed you to satisfy her needs and then she's gone. She saw your dick pic and then choosed to fuck.

Brutal I had a foid basically say to me she was just horny and wanted to get back blown out but she felt nothing. I’m still traumatised by this event years later and I have forgone all hoes due to this.

 

[WishIwasChico]

Brutal I had a foid basically say to me she was just horny and wanted to get back blown out but she felt nothing. I’m still traumatised by this event years later and I have forgone all hoes due to this.

It’s over for us

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

It’s over for us

Literally. just get Usedpill is legit, I wouldn’t even mind it if they at least allowed us to remain fuck buddies but they don’t so cruel

 

[WishIwasChico]

Literally. just get Usedpill is legit, I wouldn’t even mind it if they at least allowed us to remain fuck buddies but they don’t so cruel

Fuck bro it’s over

 

[📎♿️⚙️]

 

[SoundnVision]

the same girl will be with her parents on sunday for a roast dinner, her dad will look at her with love and pride. her mother, overjoyed that her only daughter is home to see her on mothers day

both blissfully unaware she is carrying a psler’s child

Probably has dog cum DNA in her fanny too

 

[Klasik01]

Probably has dog cum DNA in her fanny too

Another pill I have to swallow: Dogs gets more human pussy than me (dogpill).

 

[gooner23]

Fuck bro it’s over

i need that reluctant pussy, i need that loving relationship pussy, i need that HQNP successful ass pussy

 

[SoundnVision]

Another pill I have to swallow: Dogs gets more human pussy than me (dogpill).

I've never been the same since I saw all that

 

[Zonar]

First slay story in a while and turns out it's bad. Overr

 

[WishIwasChico]

First slay story in a while and turns out it's bad. Overr

I know bro wtf do I do now

 

[Klasik01]

I've never been the same since I saw all that

Hypergamy is so bad that women preffer to spend time with dogs than average men

 

[russwestbrook]

how old and what rating was she

 

[LVZZO]

Then we fucked again and halfway through she said she needed to stop as I was too big and it was hurting jfl

You just know she regretted, she probably had a bf or was thinking about her ex

 

[WishIwasChico]

how old and what rating was she

20 and htb rated by all users her htb+

 

[russwestbrook]

20 and htb rated by all users her htb+

nice bro, I just fucked and took a bird abroad its more over for me

 

[russwestbrook]

how you meet her?

 

[WishIwasChico]

how you meet her?

Tinder

 

[Clown Show]

Women have sex whenever they want with who they want, they ain't giving you shit because you make a lot of effort. If their pussy says "I want dick" they get it.

Getting sex for them is literally like going to get a glass of water.

 

[infini]

i need that reluctant pussy, i need that loving relationship pussy, i need that HQNP successful ass pussy

no you don't

 

[infini]

Tinder

At this point its no different than going to the pub toilet

 

[ivan.kuk]

7.4 inches and I was fucking her deep in prone bone and she was saying ‘fuck that’s deep’ then said we needed to stop

this gives me dopamine as a 8'