Slayer Trait: Intimidating The Bouncers

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I almost got kicked out of a famous country bar this weekend cause I was jestermaxxing and grabbing foids' asses and tits once I was on cocaine, most of the girls liked it but one HTB had a boyfriend and she snitched on me to the bouncer saying I was groping foids so the 6'4 250lb ish BBC came over to me and put a hand on my shoulder telling me to leave.

I stood up straight and leaned into him while touching chests to assert the heightmog and tilted my head condescendingly (I'm 6'8 290lb shredded WASP robust north atlantid) and clenched my jaws to activate my insane masseters and whispered to him some cringe stuff (I was mega coked out) like "is your job important enough to send you to the emergency room tonight" and he backed off and left me alone.

The HTB and her boyfriend were fuming and watching in disbelief and her boyfriend (6'2 germanic HTN) walked toward me with intention until my 6'7 280lb D1 rugby friend came up next to me and stared him down as well.
 
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HELL YEAH TWIN . ( im the 6'7 280lb d1 rubgy guy btw )
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I always get the bouncers ask if I go to the gym, to which I respond “no”. I do actually work out, usually like 6 - 7 times a week lol. Just want people to believe it’s all genetics.

The only bad experience I’ve ever had with bouncers is them telling me whilst making out with a girl in some smaller club, not to grab her ass, and that I was only allowed to grab her waist. Idek why.
 

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