Sleepmaxxing is ruined.

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Basically, I've got a girlfriend recently and she loves to be in call with me for a long time. But I'm afraid these long calls might have to cut to an end because

1. I'm short as shit. (5'5 at 16)

2. It's not healthy (no shit :lul:)


So I'm just wondering what I do, what exactly do I tell her when I want to leave to go to sleep?
 
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First of all, Sleepmaxxing is cope and will have minimal impact on your height (you'd be like 5'7 even if it theoretically worked as people say it does)
Second of all just tell her you need to fucking sleep and she should get a life or some shit who cares nigga
 
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once i seen 5'5 i couldn't see the post anymore
 
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First of all, Sleepmaxxing is cope and will have minimal impact on your height (you'd be like 5'7 even if it theoretically worked as people say it does)
Second of all just tell her you need to fucking sleep and she should get a life or some shit who cares nigga
I see, preciate it G.
 
rn just do anything for her to not fckin leave, cuz no offense with that height foids are going to literally spit at you
 
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Basically, I've got a girlfriend recently and she loves to be in call with me for a long time. But I'm afraid these long calls might have to cut to an end because

1. I'm short as shit. (5'5 at 16)

2. It's not healthy (no shit :lul:)


So I'm just wondering what I do, what exactly do I tell her when I want to leave to go to sleep?
"I want to sleep" ur 16 with a gf not married for 10 years she doesn't control you
 
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Basically, I've got a girlfriend recently and she loves to be in call with me for a long time. But I'm afraid these long calls might have to cut to an end because

1. I'm short as shit. (5'5 at 16)

2. It's not healthy (no shit :lul:)


So I'm just wondering what I do, what exactly do I tell her when I want to leave to go to sleep?
girlfriend suboptimal for the ascension bhai
 
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Basically, I've got a girlfriend recently and she loves to be in call with me for a long time. But I'm afraid these long calls might have to cut to an end because

1. I'm short as shit. (5'5 at 16)

2. It's not healthy (no shit :lul:)


So I'm just wondering what I do, what exactly do I tell her when I want to leave to go to sleep?
i mean if your whole goal is ascending a girlfriend is going to slow that down anyways going out doing shit together etc me personally id ascend then get a girl dont waste the years of true potential
 
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just tell her you have cuurfew at home and be at bed by 9 or something and give some other time of the day
 
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Luckily her phone just died and I got out of the call, but please let me know on how I can go to sleep safely without pissing her off.
 
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I'm going to sleep early today, maybe we should sleep together :feelshmm::feelshmm:
 
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Luckily her phone just died and I got out of the call, but please let me know on how I can go to sleep safely without pissing her off.
just tell her ass you wanna go to sleep, if it pisses her off and she leaves you or makes a big deal about it so what? girls like that are just dragging you down, she needs to be mature and respect your needs bro
 
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Basically, I've got a girlfriend recently and she loves to be in call with me for a long time. But I'm afraid these long calls might have to cut to an end because

1. I'm short as shit. (5'5 at 16)

2. It's not healthy (no shit :lul:)


So I'm just wondering what I do, what exactly do I tell her when I want to leave to go to sleep?
you should take any shot u can get with girls at 5'5 no offence but it's the sad reality
 
Sounds like she's the man in the relationship to me.
 
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better to be prepared for it instead of letting it ruin you no? i know its harsh but its the truth
nah if you think that way your relationships will never last. if you think that way then what's the point of dating to begin with?
 
nah if you think that way your relationships will never last. if you think that way then what's the point of dating to begin with?
theres no point in dating until you get older its proven that women are less mature and struggle keeping to one person until the age of 24 or so
 
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theres no point in dating until you get older its proven that women are less mature and struggle keeping to one person until the age of 24 or so
yeah that's lowkey true as fuck, dating before 20s is like the ultimate cortisol spiker. but he's already in a relationship so there's no point in planting that seed, just let his relationship play out naturally
 
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yeah that's lowkey true as fuck, dating before 20s is like the ultimate cortisol spiker. but he's already in a relationship so there's no point in planting that seed, just let his relationship play out naturally
yeah i mean i wish him look but we both know how its gonna end
 
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Basically, I've got a girlfriend recently and she loves to be in call with me for a long time. But I'm afraid these long calls might have to cut to an end because

1. I'm short as shit. (5'5 at 16)

2. It's not healthy (no shit :lul:)


So I'm just wondering what I do, what exactly do I tell her when I want to leave to go to sleep?
nigga if you werent such a fucking simp it wouldnt be hard to literally just say that you gotta get some sleep. Annoying nigga
 

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