Sliding into DMs as a grotesque subhuman

[thecel]

One of my crushes (if you read my previous [Venting] post, this is a different girl) posted this on her Instagram story:

I did a pro-gamer move, and here was the result:

The next day, she posted this on her story:

I’d love to be her boy best friend, but it’s over for ocular narrowcels so I’m not even gonna try.

 

[jordanbarrettisgod]

nigga why r u such a simp lmao

 

[Deleted member 5145]

nigga why r u such a simp lmao

Typical ricecel behaviour

 

[MentalistKebab]

One of my crushes (if you read my previous [Venting] post, this is a different girl) posted this on her Instagram story:

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I did a pro-gamer move, and here was the result:

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The next day, she posted this on her story:

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I’d love to be her boy best friend, but it’s over for ocular narrowcels so I’m not even gonna try.

Low inhibs me but low IQ move

 

[Deleted member 5891]

One of my crushes (if you read my previous [Venting] post, this is a different girl) posted this on her Instagram story:

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I did a pro-gamer move, and here was the result:

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The next day, she posted this on her story:

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I’d love to be her boy best friend, but it’s over for ocular narrowcels so I’m not even gonna try.

Cum in her shampoo

 

[Deleted member 3270]

One of my crushes (if you read my previous [Venting] post, this is a different girl) posted this on her Instagram story:

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I did a pro-gamer move, and here was the result:

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The next day, she posted this on her story:

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I’d love to be her boy best friend, but it’s over for ocular narrowcels so I’m not even gonna try.

bruh youre done

 

[Jagged0]

nigga why r u such a simp lmao

HA HE PUT A GAY ASS BLUSHING EMOJI every dark triad blackpilled user on here acts like him in private with girls

 

[Deleted member 7776]

You should have slid in her DMs with "hi, wanna hook up?"

If you really are a grotesque subhuman, you would've made her life hell.

 

[thecel]

nigga why r u such a simp lmao

How is this simping

 

[thecel]

HA HE PUT A GAY ASS BLUSHING EMOJI every dark triad blackpilled user on here acts like him in private with girls

Actually my Chad friends use this emoji when they text girls, but I’m not a Chad so…

 

[thecel]

You should have slid in her DMs with "hi, wanna hook up?"

If you really are a grotesque subhuman, you would've made her life hell.

If I really am a grotesque subhuman, I’d go to prison if I did that

 

[Jagged0]

Actually my Chad friends use this emoji when they text girls, but I’m not a Chad so…

No matter who the guy is using emojis like that is gay or cringe chad is GL so he can be forgiven for being a cuck it’s cute you’re an ogre subhuman it’s just creepy

 

[Chintuck22]

it’s over for ocular narrowcels

Occu-... what? Bro no strange words

 

[Incoming]

Im sorry kid boyo she probably does not want to fuck you in your current state

 

[thecel]

Occu-... what? Bro no strange words

Ocular narrowcel = low-IPDcel

 

[Chintuck22]

Ocular narrowcel = low-IPDcel

Yup, that's surely death sentence.

 

[Chintuck22]

Oh yeah, i remember now

You are this gangsta low inhib asian right

Fix everything like painting in pics, and you can ascend few psl points i guess

 

[thecel]

Oh yeah, i remember now

You are this gangsta low inhib asian right
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Low inhib online, high inhib IRL

 

[jordanbarrettisgod]

HA HE PUT A GAY ASS BLUSHING EMOJI every dark triad blackpilled user on here acts like him in private with girls

u wanna see what i tell girls?
idc about them they’re all the same shit 2 me

 

[Deleted member 6403]

join the yakuza bro

 

[Jagged0]

u wanna see what i tell girls?
idc about them they’re all the same shit 2 me

Yes lol

 

[Lars]

this kind of people just boost egos of girls even more hypergame so even more incels , thanks simps

 

[anti caking agents]

this kind of people just boost egos of girls even more hypergame so even more incels , thanks simps

Based. Death to OP.

 

[thecel]

Occu-... what? Bro no strange words

a.k.a. optical narrowcel

 

[Soalian]

a.k.a. optical narrowcel

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JFL thinking right morph looks better than O'Pry IRL, there's such a thing as too wide PFL

 

[Hey dont talk to me]

YOU are disgusting my friend.

 

[Blackgymmax]

YOU are disgusting my friend.

Nigger shut up