Sliding into DMs as a grotesque subhuman

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One of my crushes (if you read my previous [Venting] post, this is a different girl) posted this on her Instagram story:

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I did a pro-gamer move, and here was the result:

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The next day, she posted this on her story:

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I’d love to be her boy best friend, but it’s over for ocular narrowcels so I’m not even gonna try.
 
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nigga why r u such a simp lmao
 
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You should have slid in her DMs with "hi, wanna hook up?"

If you really are a grotesque subhuman, you would've made her life hell.
 
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Jagged0 said:
HA HE PUT A GAY ASS BLUSHING EMOJI every dark triad blackpilled user on here acts like him in private with girls
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Actually my Chad friends use this emoji when they text girls, but I’m not a Chad so…
 
Won'tStopNoodling said:
You should have slid in her DMs with "hi, wanna hook up?"

If you really are a grotesque subhuman, you would've made her life hell.
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If I really am a grotesque subhuman, I’d go to prison if I did that
 
thecel said:
Actually my Chad friends use this emoji when they text girls, but I’m not a Chad so…
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No matter who the guy is using emojis like that is gay or cringe chad is GL so he can be forgiven for being a cuck it’s cute you’re an ogre subhuman it’s just creepy
 
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Im sorry kid boyo she probably does not want to fuck you in your current state
 
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Oh yeah, i remember now

You are this gangsta low inhib asian right
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Fix everything like painting in pics, and you can ascend few psl points i guess
 
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Jagged0 said:
HA HE PUT A GAY ASS BLUSHING EMOJI every dark triad blackpilled user on here acts like him in private with girls
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u wanna see what i tell girls?🤣
idc about them they’re all the same shit 2 me
 
join the yakuza bro
 
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this kind of people just boost egos of girls even more hypergame so even more incels , thanks simps
 
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YOU are disgusting my friend.
 
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