Sloot gave me her number on a receipt

AntiSocial-Fakecel said:
@Nibba what made her say the "do you talks to all girls..." Message? Was it the "m'lady" comment?
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TurboAutist45 said:
I'd try to use the "my friend took my phone" excuse or something along those lines when youre done. I just wanna see if she lets you get away with it.
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Good idea. She may have blocked me already. Oh and btw y'all I was never going to do anything with her. I love my gf too much. Just trollin
AntiSocial-Fakecel said:
@Nibba what made her say the "do you talks to all girls..." Message? Was it the "m'lady" comment?
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Probably the whole thing. Most likely googled the German shit
 
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The point
 
dotacel said:
where is @Ritalincel ?
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I was wondering that myself he hasn't posted any soy memes in my threads lately....is he breaking up with me? :cry:
 
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Nibba said:
I was wondering that myself he hasn't posted any soy memes in my threads lately....is he breaking up with me? :cry:
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wow I thought we were together how dare u

fucking hypergamy
 
@Nibba I hope you know this is the ultimate sign of autism. I do it too but not with girls I meet irl but this thread inspired me to start. Enjoy my Alex Jones pick up line that i forgot I had saved.
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dotacel said:
wow I thought we were together how dare u

fucking hypergamy
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I love our relationship so much i want to share myself ??
 
Nibba said:
I love our relationship so much i want to share myself ??
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it's ok I don't mind some ogre on ogre action as long as both me and @Tony can come
 
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Deltoid said:
@Nibba I hope you know this is the ultimate sign of autism. I do it too but not with girls I meet irl but this thread inspired me to start. Enjoy my Alex Jones pick up line that i forgot I had saved. View attachment 11238
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@Deltoid ur literally my hero LMFAO! Alex Jones is hilarious.

dotacel said:
it's ok I don't mind some ogre on ogre action as long as both me and @Tony can come
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Ofc u can silly ?
 
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Nibba said:
@Deltoid ur literally my hero LMFAO! Alex Jones is hilarious.


Ofc u can silly ?
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New idea, see how many water filters we can sell.
 
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Tbh, I could never imagine shit like that happening in UK.
 
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dotacel said:
yo how is boymaxxing even possible in his case
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It's not he told me that he's extremely insecure about himself (he should be) and that he uses it to cope and he knows he's trash (which he is)
VST said:
Tbh, I could never imagine shit like that happening in UK.
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US is degenerate
 
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"If global warming is real then why does my asshole stink"

"Esto es el fin el Thoto"
 
hahah this shit is hilarious. You gotta start getting numbers from random bitches then sending them shit this forum says :lul: premium content
 
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Heirio said:
hahah this shit is hilarious. You gotta start getting numbers from random bitches then sending them shit this forum says :lul: premium content
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Glad u enjoyed it bro. I hate sluts
 
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LMFAOOO, funniest shit IV seen all day, post more you ogre.
 
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battlefieldincel said:
LMFAOOO, funniest shit IV seen all day, post more you ogre.
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"All day" u lying ogre u just woke up from ldaring but keep ldaring in bet with phone with ur bloated face
 
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Tony said:
"All day" u lying ogre u just woke up from ldaring but keep ldaring in bet with phone with ur bloated face
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Tony, I woke up hour and a half ago.:feelshmm:
 
Wheres method you autist
 
Holy fuck this is legit the funniest thread I’ve ever fucking seen
 
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Nibba said:
Went to get books today and the foid cashier kept looking at me and smiling and eventually gave me my receipt with her number on it lolz. I already texted her some stuff but post responses ITT so I can fuck with her
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So wait did u even communicate before she gave u her number?
 
I have just spent the last five minutes convulsing I’m tears of laughter as this epic tale unravelled. Classic shit. @11gaijin can we get an archive of some of this forum’s finest comedy?
 
Jesus fucking christ
 
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