So far, I've had four DMs in my inbox all from separate people. They all have the same subject line.

[TakaRyo]

The subject line which has appeared four times is; "hey man"

It is with consistent capitalization and spelling. Why is this the intrinsic set of syllables uttered to gain a fellow human's attention?

 

[averageblokecel]

Over for popularcels

 

[Tony]

Over for attentioncels

 

[qwep]

No one really cares faggot

Inb4 "u carred enuff 2 comnent!"