So many things need to go right in order for a guy to pull off being bald/having a low buzzcut

[Deleted member 245]

He needs to

1. Have the perfect cranium shape. Must be narrow with no bulging sides. The cranium must also be smooth with no lumps or bumps anywhere
2. Have a robust jawline
3. Have a thick neck
4. Have a large overall frame

Bonus: Be black or have tan skin

 

[Hunter]

and they still look better with hair anyway

 

[Coping]

And still they would look better with hair prob

 

[elfmaxx]

The most important ones are the forehead vertex and the brow ridge. I have a vertical forehead vertex so I am FUCKED if i ever norwood.

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

It's over for me, buddy boyos, if I bald any further tbh. I'll LDAR.

 

[fobos]

If you are ugly buzz your hair and go to gym to thugmaxxxx

 

[Coping]

If you are ugly buzz your hair and go to gym to thugmaxxxx

Face tats and stretch your ears as well