Solved my four day constipation problem

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The pressure on my anus interrupted much of last night's sleep. Got in the hot shower, squatting, rivulets of water running down across my asshole, pushed, used my wet fingers to break off little pieces of the nugget that was stuck at the inner edge of the hole but it was too big to get out any further, broke off bit by bit, standing up cause my legs got sore, repeat, push, dig, push, dig, eventually must've dug out enough that I made room and I finally managed to push it out, safely i might add with no pain, just relief, three large logs in succession. Much relief. None of my web searches introduced me to this tactic, I thought of it of my own. The Redditors are clueless. Now you have this knowledge, and only you guys, because if anyone else web searches for it, this thread won't come up, only the same useless Reddit threads by the useless Redditors. It's a cruel Redditor world we're living in. Reddit is owned by the Jewish Newhouse family, so really a cruel Jewish world.