wannamogger
"Give up life as a bad mistake..."
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I live in Russia.
As you might know Russians never smile. It is literally unacceptable to smile in public.
My stupid ass decided to take 1.5 grams of caffeine and 2 grams of Phenibut on an empty stomach.
I went to the shop to buy some water.
I got euphoric. I was walking, swinging my shoulders and smiling as an idiot.
Anyways, I was walking near the police station and my favorite song started playing. I couldn't help but to laugh, cause I got too much dopamine in my system.
Some nordcuck-looking cop stopped me and asked me if I'm okay, I decided to ignore his ass and kept walking. He noticed that my pupils were dilated and got suspicious, he started asking me some questions, but I remained silent. I swear I'm crazy, I said in English: "I'm a tourist from Bulgaria. Do you speak English?". It was too much for me and I burst out laughing hysterically, he probably thought I'm mentally ill. Then I'm apologized for my stupidity in Russian, I knew he wanted to detain me and said that I have an exam tomorrow and need to study, but he didn't give a fuck. I would end up in the cage, if Russia wasn't a corrupt country, thanks to my cop uncle he let me go.
I'm officially a retard.
As you might know Russians never smile. It is literally unacceptable to smile in public.
My stupid ass decided to take 1.5 grams of caffeine and 2 grams of Phenibut on an empty stomach.
I went to the shop to buy some water.
I got euphoric. I was walking, swinging my shoulders and smiling as an idiot.
Anyways, I was walking near the police station and my favorite song started playing. I couldn't help but to laugh, cause I got too much dopamine in my system.
Some nordcuck-looking cop stopped me and asked me if I'm okay, I decided to ignore his ass and kept walking. He noticed that my pupils were dilated and got suspicious, he started asking me some questions, but I remained silent. I swear I'm crazy, I said in English: "I'm a tourist from Bulgaria. Do you speak English?". It was too much for me and I burst out laughing hysterically, he probably thought I'm mentally ill. Then I'm apologized for my stupidity in Russian, I knew he wanted to detain me and said that I have an exam tomorrow and need to study, but he didn't give a fuck. I would end up in the cage, if Russia wasn't a corrupt country, thanks to my cop uncle he let me go.
I'm officially a retard.