Some crazy shit just happened.

[Deleted member 72832]

I live in Russia.

As you might know Russians never smile. It is literally unacceptable to smile in public.

My stupid ass decided to take 1.5 grams of caffeine and 2 grams of Phenibut on an empty stomach.

I went to the shop to buy some water.

I got euphoric. I was walking, swinging my shoulders and smiling as an idiot.

Anyways, I was walking near the police station and my favorite song started playing. I couldn't help but to laugh, cause I got too much dopamine in my system.
Some nordcuck-looking cop stopped me and asked me if I'm okay, I decided to ignore his ass and kept walking. He noticed that my pupils were dilated and got suspicious, he started asking me some questions, but I remained silent. I swear I'm crazy, I said in English: "I'm a tourist from Bulgaria. Do you speak English?". It was too much for me and I burst out laughing hysterically, he probably thought I'm mentally ill. Then I'm apologized for my stupidity in Russian, I knew he wanted to detain me and said that I have an exam tomorrow and need to study, but he didn't give a fuck. I would end up in the cage, if Russia wasn't a corrupt country, thanks to my cop uncle he let me go.


I'm officially a retard.

 

[GabachoCopium]

it’s so over for my slavic brothers

 

[Deleted member 72832]

it’s so over for my slavic brothers

It never began

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Really living upto the Ivan Drago stereotypes

 

[emeraldglass]

I live in Russia.

As you might know Russians never smile. It is literally unacceptable to smile in public.

My stupid ass decided to take 1.5 grams of caffeine and 2 grams of Phenibut on an empty stomach.

I went to the shop to buy some water.

I got euphoric. I was walking, swinging my shoulders and smiling as an idiot.

Anyways, I was walking near the police station and my favorite song started playing. I couldn't help but to laugh, cause I got too much dopamine in my system.
Some nordcuck-looking cop stopped me and asked me if I'm okay, I decided to ignore his ass and kept walking. He noticed that my pupils were dilated and got suspicious, he started asking me some questions, but I remained silent. I swear I'm crazy, I said in English: "I'm a tourist from Bulgaria. Do you speak English?". It was too much for me and I burst out laughing hysterically, he probably thought I'm mentally ill. Then I'm apologized for my stupidity in Russian, I knew he wanted to detain me and said that I have an exam tomorrow and need to study, but he didn't give a fuck. I would end up in the cage, if Russia wasn't a corrupt country, thanks to my cop uncle he let me go.


I'm officially a retard.

Tales from Stalingrad.

 

[Deleted member 72832]

Tales from Stalingrad.

Nah, this shit happened in a provincial shithole

 

[Donquixote]

DNR anyway Slavs belong to us curries

 

[Deleted member 72832]

DNR anyway Slavs belong to us curries

You and churkas are terrorizing our unis and always smell like curry

 

[Deleted member 67581]

You and churkas are terrorizing our unis and always smell like curry

wdym? Curries don't commit terrorist acts

 

[The Grinch]

.

 

[Deleted member 72832]

wdym? Curries don't commit terrorist acts

nah I meant there are a lot of them, they're also quite aggressive like churkas and terrorize beta slavs
i wouldn't say that churkas commit a lot of terrorist acts actually

какой же я еблан все таки смешно меня чуть не повязали и не отправили на обследование к наркологу

 

[Deleted member 44368]

What gio scotti does to a nigga

 

[Deleted member 67581]

nah I meant there are a lot of them, they're also quite aggressive like churkas and terrorize beta slavs

Индусы не настолько агрессивные

i wouldn't say that churkas commit a lot of terrorist acts actually

неправда.

какой же я еблан все таки смешно меня чуть не повязали и не отправили на обследование к наркологу

какие экзамены сдаешь?

 

[gribsufer1]

 

[Deleted member 72832]

Индусы не настолько агрессивные

неправда.

какие экзамены сдаешь?

профмат и инфа
но это пиздец полный, я в 10 классе лучше пробники писал, жизнь из ова
напишу инфу баллов на 70-75, супер ова, учитывая, что раньше я был ответсвенным человеком и учился на 4-5

 

[Deleted member 67581]

профмат и инфа

профмат же сложный

но это пиздец полный, я в 10 классе лучше пробники писал, жизнь из ова

я из 10 класса съебался в середине учебного года, в этом году в колледж пойду

напишу инфу баллов на 70-75, супер ова, учитывая, что раньше я был ответсвенным человеком и учился на 4-5

70-75 баллов же норм

 

[Deleted member 72832]

профмат же сложный

я из 10 класса съебался в середине учебного года, в этом году в колледж пойду

70-75 баллов же норм

так в том то и дело, что я довольно хай айкью, просто прокрастинировал весь год и нихуя не делал, успел выучить английский лол, просто вся эта хуета кажется такой бессмысленной. тот факт, что какой-то экзамен решает так дохуя, ова
плюс 2 года назад 3 из 4 огэ я написал на 100 баллов, то есть без ошибок. и ужасно то, что мне совсем поебать на свою жизнь и будущее

 

[Deleted member 67581]

так в том то и дело, что я довольно хай айкью, просто прокрастинировал весь год и нихуя не делал, успел выучить английский лол, просто вся эта хуета кажется такой бессмысленной. тот факт, что какой-то экзамен решает так дохуя, ова

я так то наоборот
я долбаеб

плюс 2 года назад 3 из 4 огэ я написал на 100 баллов, то есть без ошибок. и ужасно то, что мне совсем поебать на свою жизнь и будущее

я матешу со второго раза на 8 баллов сдал

 

[Deleted member 72832]

я так то наоборот
я долбаеб

я матешу со второго раза на 8 баллов сдал

я тоже долбаеб, который не видит никакого смысла в жизни лол
школа совершенно не показывает уровень интеллекта человека, я учился хорошо тогда, когда видел в этом смысл и мне это нравилось.
ты довольно хорошо владеешь английским, что довольно редко в россии, плюс как же ты троллишь чувачков здесь
тоже придется переписывать инфу по всей видимости

 

[Eriot Lodger]

Nobody lives in Russia; Russia lives in you!

 

[Deleted member 67581]

я тоже долбаеб, который не видит никакого смысла в жизни лол

у тебя есть какие нибудь увлечения?

школа совершенно не показывает уровень интеллекта человека, я учился хорошо тогда, когда видел в этом смысл и мне это нравилось.

у меня тоже самое было, я в 5 классе норм учился, потом заебало и стал двоечником

тоже придется переписывать инфу по всей видимости

на кого хочешь поступить?

 

[Deleted member 72832]

у тебя есть какие нибудь увлечения?

у меня тоже самое было, я в 5 классе норм учился, потом заебало и стал двоечником

на кого хочешь поступить?

Раньше были, сейчас меня все так заебало, что только луркинг на .орг, вообще нихуя не делаю лол
На программиста жфл, так вообще не ебу кем бы хотел быть и что делать в будущем

 

[Deleted member 67581]

ты довольно хорошо владеешь английским, что довольно редко в россии, плюс как же ты троллишь чувачков здесь

я в школе только по английскому и обществознанию че-то понимал, по остальным пиздец был

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

As you might know Russians never smile. It is literally unacceptable to smile in public.

What the fuck, really? Is this an Eastern European thing? I used to have a Polish friend and he told me the exact same. I tend to be smiling a lot so he said, when he took me to the Polish supermarket that’s frequented by the Polish, that I shouldn’t be smiling at any of them because it’s socially unacceptable and that’s why everyone has a straight face. I did notice that everyone had a straight face, even though we live in the Netherlands.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You and churkas are terrorizing our unis and always smell like curry

Don’t listen to that currycel, Russia belongs to the Slavic. (I’m also a currycel).

 

[Deleted member 72832]

я в школе только по английскому и обществознанию че-то понимал, по остальным пиздец был

вообще хочу собрать вещи, купить билет до владика, выключить телефон и купаться в тихом океане

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Nobody lives in Russia; Russia lives in you!

Mirin using old memes.

 

[Deleted member 67581]

Раньше были, сейчас меня все так заебало, что только луркинг на .орг, вообще нихуя не делаю лол

как ты нашел этот форум?

На программиста жфл, так вообще не ебу кем бы хотел быть и что делать в будущем

это норма, у многих так

 

[Deleted member 72832]

What the fuck, really? Is this an Eastern European thing? I used to have a Polish friend and he told me the exact same. I tend to be smiling a lot so he said, when he took me to the Polish supermarket that’s frequented by the Polish, that I shouldn’t be smiling at any of them because it’s socially unacceptable and that’s why everyone has a straight face. I did notice that everyone had a straight face, even though we live in the Netherlands.

You'll be just seem as a weird guy. It's socially unacceptable, we rarely greet strangers and show interest in them Brutal Soviet mentality

 

[Deleted member 72832]

как ты нашел этот форум?

это норма, у многих так

Хз, луксмаксинг мейнстрим сейчас
А то что это норма это полный пиздец, люди идут в уник, чтобы не идти в армию лол, тратят 4 года своей жизни, а потом работают в другой сфере

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You'll be just seem as a weird guy. It's socially unacceptable, we rarely greet strangers and show interest in them Brutal Soviet mentality

But I’m a shitskin currycel, I’m sure they will understand I don’t know the unwritten rules over there? I’m going to travel around Eastern Europe in the summer, most likely. Not Russia though, I would like to though. Everyone will think I’m Romani.

 

[ranierean]

так в том то и дело, что я довольно хай айкью, просто прокрастинировал весь год и нихуя не делал, успел выучить английский лол, просто вся эта хуета кажется такой бессмысленной. тот факт, что какой-то экзамен решает так дохуя, ова
плюс 2 года назад 3 из 4 огэ я написал на 100 баллов, то есть без ошибок. и ужасно то, что мне совсем поебать на свою жизнь и будущее

Стандартизованные тесты не особо коррелируют с IQ, не? Может в РФии это по-другому, но я не верю. Быть круглым стобальником это редко?

я в школе только по английскому и обществознанию че-то понимал, по остальным пиздец был

Обществознание это типа civics? Что там вообще надо знать лол?

вообще хочу собрать вещи, купить билет до владика, выключить телефон и купаться в тихом океане

Резоннее валить из страны... Как у тебя дела с призывом?

 

[Deleted member 67581]

, вообще нихуя не делаю лол

я бы тоже нихуя не делал, если бы родоки меня не заставляли сначала идти в 10 класс, а сейчас в колледж
Они думают меня в армию заберут (у меня ишемия сердца)

 

[Deleted member 67581]

Обществознание это типа civics? Что там вообще надо знать лол?

какой нахуй цивикс

 

[Deleted member 72832]

But I’m a shitskin currycel, I’m sure they will understand I don’t know the unwritten rules over there? I’m going to travel around Eastern Europe in the summer, most likely. Not Russia though, I would like to though. Everyone will think I’m Romani.

You'll be fine. Everyone will confuse you with an international medical student jfl

 

[Deleted member 67581]

Хз, луксмаксинг мейнстрим сейчас

я про этот форум из тиктока узнал

А то что это норма это полный пиздец, люди идут в уник, чтобы не идти в армию лол, тратят 4 года своей жизни, а потом работают в другой сфере

их после выпуска все равно заберут

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You'll be fine. Everyone will confuse you with an international medical student jfl

Even when I am wearing cultural clothing?

 

[Deleted member 72832]

Стандартизованные тесты не особо коррелируют с IQ, не? Может в РФии это по-другому, но я не верю. Быть круглым стобальником это редко?

Обществознание это типа civics? Что там вообще надо знать лол?

Резоннее валить из страны... Как у тебя дела с призывом?

ЕГЭ та еще хуета, но стандартизированным тестом это назвать очень сложно. IQ тоже та еще хуета

Валить из страны не хочу. Единственное, что держит меня в этой жизни - моя семья, как бы трагично это не звучало

 

[Deleted member 72832]

я про этот форум из тиктока узнал

их после выпуска все равно заберут

да уж

 

[Deleted member 72832]

Even when I am wearing cultural clothing?

This MFs actually wear that shit. Well, even a button-up shirt looks like a cultural clothing on indians, tbh

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

This MFs actually wear that shit. Well, even a button-up shirt looks like a cultural clothing on indians, tbh

I’m Pakistani and I wear this.

I was born and raised in the Netherlands, by the way.

 

[Deleted member 72832]

I’m Pakistani and I wear this.

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I was born and raised in the Netherlands, by the way.

I mean, Russians won't know the difference between a Pakistani and a Turk or an Indian for that matter.
You should visit Russia at least once in your life, though. Just for the expirience.
The main problem would be communication, since almost nobody speaks English.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I mean, Russians won't know the difference between a Pakistani and a Turk or an Indian for that matter.
You should visit Russia at least once in your life, though. Just for the expirience.
The main problem would be communication, since almost nobody speaks English.

We are all shitskin deathniks to Russians. JFL. You know what, I may add Russia to the list then. I didn’t add it because I thought the Netherlands hated Russia and I wasn’t allowed to go. Which cities would you recommend? I’ll be going for, sightseeing maybe. Someone from Albania said if I were in EE / Albania then they would think I’m a sex tourist. I hope that’s not how I will be seen? Hopefully just an international medical student, right?

 

[Deleted member 72832]

We are all shitskin deathniks to Russians. JFL. You know what, I may add Russia to the list then. I didn’t add it because I thought the Netherlands hated Russia and I wasn’t allowed to go. Which cities would you recommend? I’ll be going for, sightseeing maybe. Someone from Albania said if I were in EE / Albania then they would think I’m a sex tourist. I hope that’s not how I will be seen? Hopefully just an international medical student, right?

I don't think getting a Russian Visa would be that difficult, just say that you value traditional things JFL.
I would go to St. Petersburg first, in fact I'm going there myself in two days. It's a mix of Europe and Russia JFL and you could escape to Finland easily in case of something. Other cities are quite boring and grey as you would imagine stereotypical Russia, it might be a good idea to travel to the south of Russia or go to some small village in Siberia JFL.
And I don't think that you would be seem as a ST, just a regular one.

 

[Deleted member 29660]

I live in Russia.

As you might know Russians never smile. It is literally unacceptable to smile in public.

My stupid ass decided to take 1.5 grams of caffeine and 2 grams of Phenibut on an empty stomach.

I went to the shop to buy some water.

I got euphoric. I was walking, swinging my shoulders and smiling as an idiot.

Anyways, I was walking near the police station and my favorite song started playing. I couldn't help but to laugh, cause I got too much dopamine in my system.
Some nordcuck-looking cop stopped me and asked me if I'm okay, I decided to ignore his ass and kept walking. He noticed that my pupils were dilated and got suspicious, he started asking me some questions, but I remained silent. I swear I'm crazy, I said in English: "I'm a tourist from Bulgaria. Do you speak English?". It was too much for me and I burst out laughing hysterically, he probably thought I'm mentally ill. Then I'm apologized for my stupidity in Russian, I knew he wanted to detain me and said that I have an exam tomorrow and need to study, but he didn't give a fuck. I would end up in the cage, if Russia wasn't a corrupt country, thanks to my cop uncle he let me go.


I'm officially a retard.

Pochemuto vse Azerbayjansi kotoriy ya znau jili v rossii govoryat chto tam ludi ochen xolodniye i tam depresivnaya atmosfera

 

[Deleted member 72832]

Pochemuto vse Azerbayjansi kotoriy ya znau jili v rossii govoryat chto tam ludi ochen xolodniye i tam depresivnaya atmosfera

that's the reality

 

[Deleted member 29660]

that's the reality

Damn brutal for ruskicels

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I don't think getting a Russian Visa would be that difficult, just say that you value traditional things JFL.
I would go to St. Petersburg first, in fact I'm going there myself in two days. It's a mix of Europe and Russia JFL and you could escape to Finland easily in case of something. Other cities are quite boring and grey as you would imagine stereotypical Russia, it might be a good idea to travel to the south of Russia or go to some small village in Siberia JFL.
And I don't think that you would be seem as a ST, just a regular one.

Yeah, I think I will go to Russia as well. If I’m already going to be in Eastern Europe, why not go there as well? St. Petersburg, then! How much money would one need for a few days? I only would plan on spending money on food and accommodation. And good to hear I will be seen as a regular tourist.

 

[Deleted member 72832]

Yeah, I think I will go to Russia as well. If I’m already going to be in Eastern Europe, why not go there as well? St. Petersburg, then! How much money would one need for a few days? I only would plan on spending money on food and accommodation. And good to hear I will be seen as a regular tourist.

Not a lot actually. For comparison the average hourly rate in St. Peterburg is 5$ so the prices are much lower than in Europe.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Not a lot actually. For comparison the average hourly rate in St. Peterburg is 5$ so the prices are much lower than in Europe.

Isn’t Russia part of Europe? I need to see how I can travel to Russia by land.