Southern School bar guide (from someone who actually talks to women)

[Mr. President]

Alright retard first thing you are gonna do is get big and not too lean (around 15 % )

you need to be this size but dont need to be as lean

after that it becomes simple be white!

if you have passed these hurdles there is only two things you need to do

Dress "frat":
This is what you need to get: one pair of wrangler white washed jeans
Boots
a polo preferably one from a golf shop but dont get a corny one, simple colors and make it a sweat tech
an important detail is also the hat

Then of course one more detail the glorious mustache
This or death baby

 

[Mr. President]

It really isnt that hard yall are just retarted, but im home from summer so i will start spending time here again

 

[Mr. President]

This thread deserved atleast a comment

 

[|Daddy_Zygos|]

Alright retard first thing you are gonna do is get big and not too lean (around 15 % )

you need to be this size but dont need to be as lean

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after that it becomes simple be white!

if you have passed these hurdles there is only two things you need to do

Dress "frat":
This is what you need to get: one pair of wrangler white washed jeans
Boots
a polo preferably one from a golf shop but dont get a corny one, simple colors and make it a sweat tech
an important detail is also the hat
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Then of course one more detail the glorious mustache
This or death baby
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you just need a mullet and Pit Vipers

 

[chucky]

this isnt the 90s pal, most southern sluts are too busy with niggers.

keep coping with your aspie frat rituals tho

 

[Mr. President]

you just need a mullet and Pit Vipers

only in certain situations, if you do it too much you will be made fun of. but for a party it makes sense