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I was having dinner at a restaurant yesterday and I saw a jacked white guy with short hair and stubble who looked like an NFL player. My first impression was that he was a chad. So I looked at his face more closely to see how good his jaw and other features were.
404 ramus not found. I was like huh, how's this possible? How could I ramus-mog a chad? Then I noticed he had a flatter than average maxilla, and his chin was a bit weak. He was running stubble game to hide it. I was confused because my first impression was that he was a goodlooking chad. My brain somehow failed to process that he lacked good bones.
This confirmed for me that his body halo, as well as his dom hair/beard style was a massive part to this misconception I had of him. Imagining him being really skinny convinced me he'd be a normie, and maybe even a low tier one.
In conclusion, if you have bad facial bones and no money for lefort, you should at least put all your energy into gymmaxxing and looking high T before giving up and larping. For ex. see the attached pics of youtubers Dom mazzeti (BroScience) and Bradley Martyn. These guys don't have great features (especially Dom's maxilla and bradleys weird eyes), but they look like Spartans because of their muscles and beards.
If getting jacked fails, then by all means stick to shitposting
404 ramus not found. I was like huh, how's this possible? How could I ramus-mog a chad? Then I noticed he had a flatter than average maxilla, and his chin was a bit weak. He was running stubble game to hide it. I was confused because my first impression was that he was a goodlooking chad. My brain somehow failed to process that he lacked good bones.
This confirmed for me that his body halo, as well as his dom hair/beard style was a massive part to this misconception I had of him. Imagining him being really skinny convinced me he'd be a normie, and maybe even a low tier one.
In conclusion, if you have bad facial bones and no money for lefort, you should at least put all your energy into gymmaxxing and looking high T before giving up and larping. For ex. see the attached pics of youtubers Dom mazzeti (BroScience) and Bradley Martyn. These guys don't have great features (especially Dom's maxilla and bradleys weird eyes), but they look like Spartans because of their muscles and beards.
If getting jacked fails, then by all means stick to shitposting