spent 90 on a fleshlight

[Haze]

originally bought a fleshlight off of amazon for 25$ and threw it away eventually because I didn't want it to be found in my room. After throwing it away and regretting it, I decided if I was gonna buy one I might as well try and get the most reviewed/expensive one. Spent 80 + 10 shipping for the emma magnolia flashlight

Emma Magnolia Fleshlight | Official Lifelike Male Masturbator

Emma Magnolia Fleshlight male masturbator with a lifelike molded orifice and a unique internal texture made with Real Feel Super Skin™ gel. Official store.

www.fleshlight.com

Way too thin and I didn't have a grip on me like the previous one I bought and made way too much noise. If anyone here is considering buying one, I would just recommend this one.
amazon

both of them had discrete shipping which was very much needed.

 

[Juandigomigo22]

 

[Haze]

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what does this even mean, u farming?

 

[Deleted member 65207]

Does it come with a ginger bush aswell?

 

[Juandigomigo22]

what does this even mean, u farming?

This thread is mine

 

[0S4MA]

I kinda wanted to get these black electronic ones off of amazon for 60 bucks

or one of these

i still live at home since im not 18 yet so actualy getting this would be a nightmare

 

[Lev Peshkov]

Copped myself a prime htb for free tbh

 

[Phillybeard1996]

Copped myself a prime htb for free tbh

Aye got question

 

[Haze]

I kinda wanted to get these black electronic ones off of amazon for 60 bucks
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or one of these
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i still live at home since im not 18 yet so actualy getting this would be a nightmare

Thats gonna make a hell of a lot of noise.

 

[0S4MA]

Thats gonna make a hell of a lot of noise.

its not that noisy you could easily disguise it under a shower going off or a loud video playing

 

[Haze]

its not that noisy you could easily disguise it under a shower going off or a loud video playing

then buy it idc

 

[Epola]

That girl looks ugly as fuck lmao I wouldn't use that fleshlight

 

[romanstock]

i bought one once and couldnt fit my dick in it

u have to use lots of lube with it which gets messy and even then it can be uncomfortable and the rubber rub against ur dick.. if u can even get ur dick in the thing. and they sell these pieces of garbage for $90

 

[Haze]

i bought one once and couldnt fit my dick in it

u have to use lots of lube with it which gets messy and even then it can be uncomfortable and the rubber rub against ur dick.. if u can even get ur dick in the thing. and they sell these pieces of garbage for $90

which one did you get?

 

[romanstock]

which one did you get?

dk was ages ago. 'fleshlight' like the main general one i think

 

[BeanletMogger]

fleshlights and onaholes are super overrated in my opinion. rather just use my hand jfl

 

[Deleted member 43058]

fleshlights and onaholes are super overrated in my opinion. rather just use my hand jfl

JFL i was this close to buying a kira noir one is it really that bad?

 

[BeanletMogger]

JFL i was this close to buying a kira noir one is it really that bad?

Wouldnt say theyre bad, just left me underwhelmed. If its your first time trying one of them then go ahead and see if you like it. I thought it would be a game changer but having to lube the shit up and then clean was too annoying for me.

 

[Haze]

fleshlights and onaholes are super overrated in my opinion. rather just use my hand jfl

I just bought an onahole, ill review it soon when it comes.

 

[BeanletMogger]

I just bought an onahole, ill review it soon when it comes.

Did you just buy some random one from amazon? mine ran me like 50 bucks. Its nice but not as good as I expected when I got it imo

 

[Haze]

Did you just buy some random one from amazon? mine ran me like 50 bucks. Its nice but not as good as I expected when I got it imo

nah I bought it from https://www.otonajp.com/
Im a bit skeptical since it's not from the actual website onahole but it's what I found on reddit after some researching. Bought one for 30 and one for 50 as well as another butthole fleshlight thats supposed to be the tighestest one according to reviews. After I get these, Im done since Ive already spent a bunch of money.

 

[Deleted member 73288]

Isn’t maintenance on those shit pretty annoying

 

[Haze]

Isn’t maintenance on those shit pretty annoying

Not gonna bullshit you, it is. Takes the fun out of it when you gotta rinse it, dry it out, and even put powder on it. Takes like 5-10 mins.

 

[Deleted member 73288]

Not gonna bullshit you, it is. Takes the fun out of it when you gotta rinse it, dry it out, and even put powder on it. Takes like 5-10 mins.

Is this actually good or bad like you gap less since u need so much preparation for that shit, or non of this matters cuz u still fap normally

 

[BeanletMogger]

Isn’t maintenance on those shit pretty annoying

yea basically what @romanstock said here:

i bought one once and couldnt fit my dick in it

u have to use lots of lube with it which gets messy and even then it can be uncomfortable and the rubber rub against ur dick.. if u can even get ur dick in the thing. and they sell these pieces of garbage for $90

its a huge inconvenience tbh, at least for me. All the lube, how tight these shits are typically, cleaning them

 

[SeiGun]

freshlight is overrated, my neet friend bought a $1000+ silicon doll shipped from china, look insanely good, if my current girl gone, i consider getting it

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Just wrap a freshly cut mango peel around your dick and start jerking

 

[Deleted member 73288]

yea basically what @romanstock said here:

its a huge inconvenience tbh, at least for me. All the lube, how tight these shits are typically, cleaning them

Isn’t there a alliexpress of those shit, vaginarep lol

 

[Haze]

Is this actually good or bad like you gap less

nah I bought it from https://www.otonajp.com/
Im a bit skeptical since it's not from the actual website onahole but it's what I found on reddit after some researching. Bought one for 30 and one for 50 as well as another butthole fleshlight thats supposed to be the tighestest one according to reviews. After I get these, Im done since Ive already spent a bunch of money.

Ahhh damn apparently after looking into it some more the website is scammy but we'll see.

 

[Deleted member 73288]

Ahhh damn apparently after looking into it some more the website is scammy but we'll see.

90 for weird plastic is crazy nah, isnt the cost production 3 dollars ?

 

[Haze]

90 for weird plastic is crazy nah, isnt the cost production 3 dollars ?

Yeah fair enough, I also lost some tens of dollars on shipping. I've tried the real thing and my soldier didn't want to salute, guess Ill stick to this for now.

 

[Deleted member 69082]

Anyone tried a blowjob machine it’s meant to be better apparently

 

[Gonthar]

Lol, imagine your mom finding your fleshlight...

 

[Deleted member 80684]

I kinda wanted to get these black electronic ones off of amazon for 60 bucks
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or one of these
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i still live at home since im not 18 yet so actualy getting this would be a nightmare

i need to buy one so i can masturbate without touching my cock while reading eroge

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

is the noise louder than your screaming?

 

[Haze]

Lol, imagine your mom finding your fleshlight...

I dont live with my parents.

 

[Gonthar]

I dont live with my parents.

You can then buy full size dolls, VR headset, haptic gloves and suit, etc.

 

[Haze]

I finally tried the onaholes

otonaJP - Meiki 005 Chou Shuu U Onahole

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www.otonajp.com

otonaJP - Chizuru's Development Diary - Treatment of a bullish honor student as a masturbator

Get the Onahole Chizuru's Development Diary - Treatment of a bullish honor student as a masturbator by Japanese maker of male sex toys Tama Toys at otonaJP - home of Masturbators

www.otonajp.com

The first one is quite large and was unexpected. I didn't expect it to be so but the texture is actually really good. I'm on the smaller size and my dick is quite numb to the feeling as well but I was actually able to feel it. The feeling of the material is soft to the touch but still somewhat firm and heavy. This one also came with a lube that was very thick and stretchyyy. Ill admit its harder to grip a bit than a plastic cylinder.
The second one is like a miniature version of the first one, I wouldn't say it was bad at all, definitely better than the fleshlight I bought a while back. I still have yet to receive my new fleshlight thats supposed to be a lot tighter as well so perhaps the fleshlights are better for bigger folks.

Both of them have no drainage hole so its a bit harder to clean

I still wouldn't recommend buying from that site so it's at your own risk, apparently there's big issues when it comes to customer service so as long as you don't have to change your address or have to deal with them or have no issues with DHL shipping then it's alright, there's no refunds from them apparently

 

[Haze]

Isn’t there a alliexpress of those shit, vaginarep lol

Yeah I checked out temu apparently they have a lot of cheap shit, a lot of them I've seen on amazon actually but I doubt the shipping would be fast/ or discrete. probably would take a month.

 

[Haze]

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[Deleted member 6825]

Why

Easy craft recipe:
Glove, towel + lube