started a new diet

[Deleted member 73879]

okay so i started a new diet: 1.2kg of turkey breast each day with a huge bowl of porridge in the morning which comes to around 3700kcal daily. theoretically nutritionally complete with that i should theoretically gain like 10-12 kilos till summer. takes me roughly 3hours daily to eat it when im doing something in front of my computer just eating the turkey as if it was chips.


i should just blast roids atp probably

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

i should just blast roids atp probably

Yes. All of them

 

[Deleted member 73879]

Yes. All of them

ill blast mest and go bald while my bush becomes absurdly big like in dont mess with zohan the jewish movie

 

[PharmaPhaggot]

go bald

Youre lucky to not have to experince this since you and ru58841 exist at the same time

Thats like a 1/billion odds. If thats not a sign from the divine i dont know what is

 

[Deleted member 73879]

Youre lucky to not have to experince this since you and ru58841 exist at the same time

Thats like a 1/billion odds. If thats not a sign from the divine i dont know what is

thats the look im going for on the left minus the hair