Steroid Maxxers I need help

[Deleted member 7173]

I need someone to just give a rundown on what steroids I need to gain a muscular lean physique. Preferably with the safest drugs. Also correct dosing would be appreciated.

Height: 6'1
Weight:137lb

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Inb4 "Workout natty"
-No, I want to fast track the life of a gymcel with steroids.

Paging @nelson

 

[Deleted member 8576]

bumo

 

[Deleted member 5875]

Over

 

[Deleted member 7173]

Over

No it isn't , I have height bhai

 

[Deleted member 5875]

No it isn't , I have height bhai

Get to 150 before you take steroids then you will be good.

 

[Deleted member 7173]

Get to 150 before you take steroids then you will be good.

Alright, I'll try to. I struggle gaining weight. I'm going to purchase a mass gainer and creatine. The issue is that I would prefer roids so I don't gain too much bodyfat, what little bodyfat I have goes directly to my face

 

[JustBeCurry]

Get to 150 before you take steroids then you will be good.

unironically you need to learn how to gymcel, eat properly, and not be a walking stick, then come ask me ive sperged out over steroids over the past week

 

[Deleted member 5875]

unironically you need to learn how to gymcel, eat properly, and not be a walking stick, then come ask me ive sperged out over steroids over the past week

Water is wet

 

[JustBeCurry]

Water is wet

me when water

 

[TeenagePharmacy]

I need someone to just give a rundown on what steroids I need to gain a muscular lean physique. Preferably with the safest drugs. Also correct dosing would be appreciated.

Height: 6'1
Weight:137lb

Flexing-
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Not flexing-
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Inb4 "Workout natty"
-No, I want to fast track the life of a gymcel with steroids.

Paging @nelson

Unless you can bench at least bodyweight, don't touch roids or sarms. You need to eat more. Steroids don't magically put on muscle, you still won't gain weight eating at maintenance. Do GOMAD or something if you're a hard gainer. Also, sarms might be better for you since your young, especially so you don't close your growth plates, though it's still possible.

 

[Moggy]

Take test @ 200mg/wk ED subq. Push it to 250 when you stall out, but you will grow like crazy on 200.

 

[Deleted member 7173]

Take test @ 200mg/wk ED subq. Push it to 250 when you stall out, but you will grow like crazy on 200.

Thanks I'll order asap

 

[Moggy]

Thanks I'll order asap

Have Finasteride or Dutasteride and RU on hand and a strong skincare routine.

 

[Trevor Philips]

I plan on hittin' the gym too, but I won't be doing steroids, at least i dont plan on it. The ideal form of gym maxxing is just building on your natural physiology/body type. No need to excess bulk, might just make you look fat in the eyes of a potential partner. Just maximize your body potential which is what I plan. Going with a natural look is probably the easiest way to get there.

 

[Moggy]

I plan on hittin' the gym too, but I won't be doing steroids, at least i dont plan on it. The ideal form of gym maxxing is just building on your natural physiology/body type. No need to excess bulk, might just make you look fat in the eyes of a potential partner. Just maximize your body potential which is what I plan. Going with a natural look is probably the easiest way to get there.

Shut up retard.

 

[Trevor Philips]

Shut up retard.

no u!

 

[bruh3610]

If u take steroids now you'd waste them, because youre still a gym newbie. The steroids would have more effect and be more useful when you have more experience in the gym

 

[randomuser2407]

You don't need steroids, you need to eat more and lift heavy weights and get as strong as possible on: the weighted chin upo, the overhead press, the bench press, the barbell row, the squat and the deadlift. You're skinny because you refuse to eat more, you'll never get big by eating like a bird. You must aim for 1 lb of weight gain per week if you want to get big.

It's possible to look amazing as a natural, you just have to put in the work and eat enough. Steroids are for the lazy people who don't want to lift heavy and don't want to force feed themselves but the dangerous side effects make them not worth the benefits especially since you can get a great natty physique on a good program.



The intermediate strength standards are:
a 135 lb (61.24 kg) overhead press, a 200 lb (90.72 kg) barbell row, a 225 lb (102.06 kg) bench press, a 315 lb (142.89 kg) squat, and a 405 lb (183.71 kg) deadlift.

The advanced strength standards are:
a 100 lb (45.36 kg) weighted chin up, a 200 lb (90.72 kg) overhead press, a 275 lb (124.74 kg) barbell row, a 315 lb (142.89 kg) bench press, a 405 lb (183.71 kg) squat and a 500 lb (226.8 kg) deadlift


It should take you only 6-12 months of training to get to the intermediate level, and 3 years in total at most to reach the advanced level.
Since everybody is different and not everyone has the same genetics, you may be a bit above or a bit below those numbers but they are a good way to measure your progress.

The intermediate level will give you an above average physique that is good enough to succeed on Tinder as long as you look at least average in the face and aren't shorter than average. You will look like you lift with your shirt off, but with your shirt on, it still won't be 100% obvious.

The advanced level will make you look so muscular that you will look impressive according to the average person and you will definitely look like you lift with a shirt on.

To get to the intermediate level, watch the video I sent you about Blaha's Novice Program 2.0, and then follow it perfectly, and in 6-12 months, you will reach those intermediate numbers.

With the program you will be doing the squat, the bench press, the overhead press and the barbell curl 3 times per week, while the deadlift and the barbell row will be done 1 out of 2 times so every other workout.

Every time you go in the gym you will be able to add 5 lbs on the squat and on the deadlift, and 2.5 lbs on the bench press, overhead press, and barbell row (to do this you will need to buy microplates from Amazon).

Sometimes you will stall, when you stall 2 times in a row, you deload by removing 10% and building back up, if you're eating enough and using proper form and being consistent, then those deloads will allow you to go through those plateaus and get stronger. All this and more details are explained in the video that I sent you above, this one:



Then, to get to the advanced level, you can either use Madcow's 5x5 or Jason Blaha's linear periodization for intermediates:

 

[Cali Yuga]

max out noob gains before you even begin to think about steroids you fucking retard

also whats is your diet like and what did you eat during childhood?

how many calories do you eat per day?

usually people as hungry skele mode as you are either eating an incredibly shit tier diet or have some sort of underlying health issue which is preventing them from being at a normal weight/having normal hormones and lean body mass/etc.
If so, this must be addressed before you start blasting, eating shit tier bodybuilding diet and cardio+gymcelling both of which will just exacerbate the problem and fuck you up long term.

source: was a hungry skele like you at 6'2, got jacked and went from 145->200lbs at ~11-12% bf by eating big and lifting heavy but shit tier basic bitch bodybuilder diet plus added stress insult from lifting heavy exascerbated preexisting gut problems (celiac,ibs,dysbiosis) which were why i was a hungry skele to begin with and i ended up having years where I was unable to lift or do much of anything because my health got so fucked up. The gut problems also aged me, fucked up my skin, and made me super depressed for a long time before i figured shit out. I know right now youre just trying to zyzzmaxx and dont care about the long term but its a mistake, if you take care of yourself you will have a much larger window to slay even if it take you a few more years to have a desirable physique.

health comes first TRUST ME its a way better looksmax medium to long term to prioritize being healthy

being healthy will also naturally hormonemaxx you and make it way easier to gain muscle/get lean

 

[( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) )]

anyone who suggests steroids to such a novice, newcel is a faggot tbh

 

[Deleted member 7173]

max out noob gains before you even begin to think about steroids you fucking retard

also whats is your diet like and what did you eat during childhood?

how many calories do you eat per day?

usually people as hungry skele mode as you are either eating an incredibly shit tier diet or have some sort of underlying health issue which is preventing them from being at a normal weight/having normal hormones and lean body mass/etc.
If so, this must be addressed before you start blasting, eating shit tier bodybuilding diet and cardio+gymcelling both of which will just exacerbate the problem and fuck you up long term.

source: was a hungry skele like you at 6'2, got jacked and went from 145->200lbs at ~11-12% bf by eating big and lifting heavy but shit tier basic bitch bodybuilder diet plus added stress insult from lifting heavy exascerbated preexisting gut problems (celiac,ibs,dysbiosis) which were why i was a hungry skele to begin with and i ended up having years where I was unable to lift or do much of anything because my health got so fucked up. The gut problems also aged me, fucked up my skin, and made me super depressed for a long time before i figured shit out. I know right now youre just trying to zyzzmaxx and dont care about the long term but its a mistake, if you take care of yourself you will have a much larger window to slay even if it take you a few more years to have a desirable physique.

health comes first TRUST ME its a way better looksmax medium to long term to prioritize being healthy

being healthy will also naturally hormonemaxx you and make it way easier to gain muscle/get lean

How did you fix your gut problems. I likely have everything you listed, auto immunity runs in my family, I currently have diffuse alopecia areata as well jfl.

 

[Cali Yuga]

How did you fix your gut problems. I likely have everything you listed, auto immunity runs in my family, I currently have diffuse alopecia areata as well jfl.

strict carnivore diet and a gnarly fasting regime

also fixing my circadian rhythm and getting sun+red light therapy helped my autoimmune related skin issues

A lot of autoimmune type symptoms, especially skin problems ime, are related to gut permeability. Strict carnivore diet normalizes gut permeability.

 

[Deleted member 7173]

strict carnivore diet and a gnarly fasting regime

also fixing my circadian rhythm and getting sun+red light therapy helped my autoimmune related skin issues

My father has a whole host of auto immune issues and also claims carnivore diet saved him. Damn, I might have to try that out. I currently have asthma, alopecia areata, severe allergies, and eczema. I'm sure I have celiac and ibs as well. I'm taking medication for my alopecia areata because going bald would be a death sentence for me

 

[Deleted member 7173]

strict carnivore diet and a gnarly fasting regime

also fixing my circadian rhythm and getting sun+red light therapy helped my autoimmune related skin issues

A lot of autoimmune type symptoms, especially skin problems ime, are related to gut permeability. Strict carnivore diet normalizes gut permeability.

I just made a connection. A side effect of the medication I'm on for my auto immune issues is weight gain. Maybe I will finally gain weight now that I'm taking care of my auto immune fuck ups

 

[Cali Yuga]

My father has a whole host of auto immune issues and also claims carnivore diet saved him. Damn, I might have to try that out. I currently have asthma, alopecia areata, severe allergies, and eczema. I'm sure I have celiac and ibs as well. I'm taking medication for my alopecia areata because going bald would be a death sentence for me

I used to have really bad asthma as a kid that got a little better in adulthood but still fucked me up when i did cardio
I also had bad allergies during pollen season and would get skin problems regularly especially on my scalp which even lead to some minor hair loss
I also had terrible mood disorder where I would go into long periods of depression and depersonalization

All of this normalized after a few months on STRICT carnivore with some water fasting. Now I have zero asthma, zero allergies during pollen season, skin looks great, hopefully ill even see some hair regrowth if it was stress related and not androgenic.

its str8 up MAGIC and ive tried almost every other diet/supplement for gut health and none of them did shit

only problem is its a pain to stick to and the diet is really boring but its worth it imo

 

[Deleted member 7173]

I used to have really bad asthma as a kid that got a little better in adulthood but still fucked me up when i did cardio
I also had bad allergies during pollen season and would get skin problems regularly especially on my scalp which even lead to some minor hair loss
I also had terrible mood disorder where I would go into long periods of depression and depersonalization

All of this normalized after a few months on STRICT carnivore with some water fasting. Now I have zero asthma, zero allergies during pollen season, skin looks great, hopefully ill even see some hair regrowth if it was stress related and not androgenic.

its str8 up MAGIC and ive tried almost every other diet/supplement for gut health and none of them did shit

only problem is its a pain to stick to and the diet is really boring but its worth it imo

Okay I'll try it out thanks

 

[Cali Yuga]

Okay I'll try it out thanks

dm me if you have any questions
gl hf sir

 

[Deleted member 7173]

dm me if you have any questions
gl hf sir

What happened once you gained weight despite your auto immune issues? Did it excasberste the problems?

 

[INTJ]

15 weeks of 500mg Testosterone/week + 75mg Epistane/ED (first 6 weeks)

 

[Cali Yuga]

What happened once you gained weight despite your auto immune issues? Did it excasberste the problems?

yeah made everything worse

diet was probably most of it, was slonking big shakes with lots of oats/milk/nut butter and was force feeding chicken/rice/broccoli/etc.

 

[Deleted member 7173]

yeah made everything worse

diet was probably most of it, was slonking big shakes with lots of oats/milk/nut butter and was force feeding chicken/rice/broccoli/etc.

Maybe the inflammation in my body is the cause of my extreme depression. Who knows

 

[Cali Yuga]

Maybe the inflammation in my body is the cause of my extreme depression. Who knows

inflammation in the brain can cause mood alteration/anxiety/depression ime
i think a lot of depression is inflammatory or autoimmune related and caused by gut issues

 

[LOST]

Test, and from there keep adding things little by little
Safest: TEST, DECA (but sometimes u can have some erectile problems in high doses), boldenone...

For summer or looking SHREDDED OR LEAN AS FUCK try winstrols or any dht derivative (but u can have some problems with hair).
Kind of aesthetics and insanely powerful steroid: TREN

Get info bro, u need AI and stuff
I cant write you here a full guide, so read, read, read, read, or hire someone to teach you and control urseld

GOOD LUCK MA BRO

 

[JizzFarmer]

@Moggy Post your physique tbh

 

[Donc0ck]

I need someone to just give a rundown on what steroids I need to gain a muscular lean physique. Preferably with the safest drugs. Also correct dosing would be appreciated.

Height: 6'1
Weight:137lb

Flexing-
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Not flexing-
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Inb4 "Workout natty"
-No, I want to fast track the life of a gymcel with steroids.

Paging @nelson

You do need roids but food my friend. That's the bottleneck. Roids do not produce muscle out of thin air.

 

[penis3]

1g test

1g tren a

there u go

 

[Unbound]

learn how to eat and train first