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HANG YOURSELF IF YOU SHITPOST YOU ADHD SUFFERING TODDLER THAT CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO AN IMPORTANT THREAD LIKE THIS ONE. I WILL PAY FOR THE ROPE AND SHIP IT TO YOU
''MY ES RATIO IS 0.50 INSTEAD OF 0.49 (example numbers, im not an psl autist) WHY DID GOD DO ME SO DIRTY?!''
''OH MY GOD , I'M DONE FOR, MY CHEEKBONES ARE LOW SET''
''FUCK ME, IT'S OVER FOR ME, MY GONIONS ARE FACING INWARDS AND MY GONIAL ANGLE ISN'T 90 DEGREES''
Not saying you won't look better with outward facing gonions or higher cheekbones provided they go along with your other features (HARMONY DUMB BITCHES) .
Literally shut the fuck up you pussies, even girls that fraud a lot more than most of you here don't complain about these autistic features that most people don't notice irl
What do girls look for in a guy? THE THINGS THEY FRAUD THE MOST AND ARE MOST CONCIOUS ABOUT: HAIR , EYE AREA, LIPS AND NOSE (not saying jaw doesnt matter but you can get away without it as long as its not recessed, you dont need skeleton tier hollow cheeks or bonesmashed cheekbones)
HAIR GENES AND SOFT FEATURES ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT
EYE AREA: JUST HAVE LONG AF EYELASHES , GOOD EYE COLOR (can get away with darker colors as long as you make up for it) , DON'T HAVE BRUTAL NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILT, THICK DARK EYEBROWS, NEUTRAL OR POSITIVE TILTED, NOT FAGGOT SHAPED EYEBROWS THO
HAIR: Girls obsess over hair in the right places, head, stubble, eyelashes and eyebrows. Why? Because if she gets your genes, the kid would be gl (especially if she wants a girl with long eyelashes and thick eyebrows). DON'T HAVE DRY/GREASY/LIGHT BLONDE HAIR (you can get away with slight dandruff, as long as it's not too much) , HAVE GOOD DENSITY, LOW NORWOOD AS POSSIBLE AND HAVE LONG/MEDIUM HAIR TO SHOW OFF YOU HAVE GOOD HAIR GENES
LIPS/NOSE: MOST COMMON SURGERIES AMONG GIRLS, RHINOPLASTY AND LIP FILLERS. YOU AS A GUY JUST NEED GOOD SHAPE ON THOSE 2 THINGS, LIPS NEED TO LOOK NORMAL, NOT TOO BIG (AFRICAN TIER), BUT NEITHER INVISIBLE).
TL: DR : If you have to worry about these small things, that can't really be fixed, such as ipd, es ratio etc , then you are a subhuman genetic trash. You need a decent non subhuman base to looksmax, soft features literally make up your whole face, so max those out. Fix them according to your harmony.
example : don't get hairline lowering surgery from 5 fingers tall forehead to 2 fingers tall. You may regret it and look comical . Better stick with your natural base as long as it's not subhuman (fivehead isn't death-tier if you got a good face and proportions)
PRETTYBOYS ARE POPULAR BECAUSE THEY HAVE EVERYTHING GIRLS NEED : GOOD LIP SHAPE AND SIZE, GOOD EYE SHAPE, GOOD EYELASHES AND EYEBROWS , HEALTHY HAIR AND A NORMAL NOSE. EVEN IF THEY HAVE SLIGHT ''FALIOS'' SOME PEOPLE CALL THEM HERE LIKE NON IDEAL ES RATIO/IPD/MIDFACE RATIO, THEY STILL APPEAL BECAUSE OF SOFT FEATURES
''MY ES RATIO IS 0.50 INSTEAD OF 0.49 (example numbers, im not an psl autist) WHY DID GOD DO ME SO DIRTY?!''
''OH MY GOD , I'M DONE FOR, MY CHEEKBONES ARE LOW SET''
''FUCK ME, IT'S OVER FOR ME, MY GONIONS ARE FACING INWARDS AND MY GONIAL ANGLE ISN'T 90 DEGREES''
Not saying you won't look better with outward facing gonions or higher cheekbones provided they go along with your other features (HARMONY DUMB BITCHES) .
Literally shut the fuck up you pussies, even girls that fraud a lot more than most of you here don't complain about these autistic features that most people don't notice irl
What do girls look for in a guy? THE THINGS THEY FRAUD THE MOST AND ARE MOST CONCIOUS ABOUT: HAIR , EYE AREA, LIPS AND NOSE (not saying jaw doesnt matter but you can get away without it as long as its not recessed, you dont need skeleton tier hollow cheeks or bonesmashed cheekbones)
HAIR GENES AND SOFT FEATURES ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT
EYE AREA: JUST HAVE LONG AF EYELASHES , GOOD EYE COLOR (can get away with darker colors as long as you make up for it) , DON'T HAVE BRUTAL NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILT, THICK DARK EYEBROWS, NEUTRAL OR POSITIVE TILTED, NOT FAGGOT SHAPED EYEBROWS THO
HAIR: Girls obsess over hair in the right places, head, stubble, eyelashes and eyebrows. Why? Because if she gets your genes, the kid would be gl (especially if she wants a girl with long eyelashes and thick eyebrows). DON'T HAVE DRY/GREASY/LIGHT BLONDE HAIR (you can get away with slight dandruff, as long as it's not too much) , HAVE GOOD DENSITY, LOW NORWOOD AS POSSIBLE AND HAVE LONG/MEDIUM HAIR TO SHOW OFF YOU HAVE GOOD HAIR GENES
LIPS/NOSE: MOST COMMON SURGERIES AMONG GIRLS, RHINOPLASTY AND LIP FILLERS. YOU AS A GUY JUST NEED GOOD SHAPE ON THOSE 2 THINGS, LIPS NEED TO LOOK NORMAL, NOT TOO BIG (AFRICAN TIER), BUT NEITHER INVISIBLE).
TL: DR : If you have to worry about these small things, that can't really be fixed, such as ipd, es ratio etc , then you are a subhuman genetic trash. You need a decent non subhuman base to looksmax, soft features literally make up your whole face, so max those out. Fix them according to your harmony.
example : don't get hairline lowering surgery from 5 fingers tall forehead to 2 fingers tall. You may regret it and look comical . Better stick with your natural base as long as it's not subhuman (fivehead isn't death-tier if you got a good face and proportions)
PRETTYBOYS ARE POPULAR BECAUSE THEY HAVE EVERYTHING GIRLS NEED : GOOD LIP SHAPE AND SIZE, GOOD EYE SHAPE, GOOD EYELASHES AND EYEBROWS , HEALTHY HAIR AND A NORMAL NOSE. EVEN IF THEY HAVE SLIGHT ''FALIOS'' SOME PEOPLE CALL THEM HERE LIKE NON IDEAL ES RATIO/IPD/MIDFACE RATIO, THEY STILL APPEAL BECAUSE OF SOFT FEATURES