STOP SAYING YOU'RE GONNA LARP SLEEP APNEA FOR REDUCED/FREE BIMAX

[Troo_]

Nigga. it's a meme. You can't actually force your skeletal structure with a few bad oral habits to get obstructive sleep apnea for bimax or jaw surgery. Mouth breathing teens/late teens for months and years on end isn't shifting anything in your face for reduced/free surgery it would need like 7 years but you could do literally anything for 7 years and get better results.

You could gua sha for 7 years and you'd yield better results

Not to mention you can't fake it there's medical instruments that graph everything while you're sleeping when they're testing the severity of your apnea and they'll immediately spot inconsistencies no matter how much frauding you do for 6-8 hours straight. At most, they're gonna give you a CPAP machine and they're gonna see you faking with months of data showing you're fine rather than surgery on the spot.

You have a higher likelihood of just saving up for those 7 years for surgery and getting approved than faking then trying to get approved for it by the surgeons, approved by insurance, wondering if insurance is gonna contribute to even 25% of the cost (let alone free), etc.

just FRIGGIN lol if you think this would actually work. And don't switch up now saying you was just playing along with the joke

 

[Mess]

"Yeah bro, just say that you snore really loudly. It always works!"

 

[polonaecel]

Nigga. it's a meme. You can't actually force your skeletal structure with a few bad oral habits to get obstructive sleep apnea for bimax or jaw surgery. Mouth breathing teens/late teens for months and years on end isn't shifting anything in your face for reduced/free surgery it would need like 7 years but you could do literally anything for 7 years and get better results.

You could gua sha for 7 years and you'd yield better results

Not to mention you can't fake it there's medical instruments that graph everything while you're sleeping when they're testing the severity of your apnea and they'll immediately spot inconsistencies no matter how much frauding you do for 6-8 hours straight. At most, they're gonna give you a CPAP machine and they're gonna see you faking with months of data showing you're fine rather than surgery on the spot.

You have a higher likelihood of just saving up for those 7 years for surgery and getting approved than faking then trying to get approved for it by the surgeons, approved by insurance, wondering if insurance is gonna contribute to even 25% of the cost (let alone free), etc.

just FRIGGIN lol if you think this actually worked and don't switch up now saying you was just playing along with the joke

Giga truth nuke