STORY Just got cat called at the grocery store

[Deleted member 14699]

What tank top were u wearing dude?

U are an autistic incel inside the body of a Chad. Still your ascension is worthy because u can slay with Tinder matches...

 

[Deleted member 14274]

this is because chads are rare asf irl


in real life a chad wouldn't even look at a becky but on tinder they have a chance to get pumped and dumped

Are you retarded? Tons of chads bang beckies for ONS.

 

[Deleted member 10615]

Are you retarded? Tons of chads bang beckies for ONS.

are you retarted? you clearly didn't read what i said you spastic

i said they can get pumped and dumped but they know they won't date them so they flake

 

[Deleted member 14274]

are you retarted? you clearly didn't read what i said you spastic

i said they can get pumped and dumped but they know they won't date them so they flake

Yeah that’s correct exactly. Beckies can also be good fuck buddies especially if they have a good body. I’d fuck a girl with an average face and great body for sure.

 

[chadison]

Women always that game, u can't flex on them unless u were really handsome AND had mega status and money and they knew u did

Absolutely correct. Women are masters at psychological warfare, and because their value has been inflated so highly they can always trump card you with 15 blue check marks on Instagram DMs.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

It's funny how this forum brings parallel opposites together

I'm an NT truecel

You're a non-NT chad

Strangers make fun of my looks in public

Strangers compliment your looks in public

 

[chadison]

@chadison

This is why game and being NT is important.

A lot of times being non-neurotypical stems from a lack of confidence. This is a case of that. You have to have an element of narcissism to be neurotypical. I realized this as I re-engineered my personality the last two years. The results have been astounding. The last lay I had before I returned home from college this spring literally invited herself over. 7/10, Great fuck, I was shocked. I treated her like shit and constantly made narcissistic jokes, but as soon as it seemed like too much I would pull back. "Push-pull" as they call it and pick up artistry. It really does work, IFFFF you are above average

 

[chadison]

Amnesia bro you really need to adopt a healthy element of narcissism to your personality as I have done. If women try to push psychological warfare, start pushing right back and rip into them. Women are innately takers, collectors. The fact that you let them live rent free in your head when you have so much more value than them as a man truly astounds me. Tell them to fuck off, you're hot shit compared to most of them and you worked to get there.

 

[chadison]

Amnesia needs his own TV show

The Real Aspie of Southern California, S1

Episode 1: My daily hygiene routine without managing to see my face.

Episode 2: Frustrations on Online Dating; It's over even for Chads.

Episode 3: My complete workout routine in my 4 inch elevator shoes.

Episode 4: Girls always think I'm a serial killer when I tell them I don't have social media.

Episode 5: Sex is boring! I think I'm having a mental breakdown or some type of midlife crisis.

Season Finale: Dealing with NPC normies at the grocery store while trying to not freak out (girl asks for my # OMGG!)

 

[Sentry]

Me reading all of amnesias gigachad story's while I rot,please do more,I like to imagine what it would be like.
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[TsarTsar444]

What a fine medical doctor you will become

Im adderall maxing when studying niggerrrr

 

[Beetlejuice]

Emnesia

 

[lutte]

Im adderall maxing when studying niggerrrr

will you in your career too?

 

[Patient A]

Episode 3: My complete workout routine in my 4 inch elevator shoes.

@Amnesia, do your shoe inserts make you stand like a gay duck?

Donald trump wears shoe inserts and stands like a gay duck. @Amnesia have you observed your full body side profile when in your 5” shoe inserts? Are you aware you may have gay duck posture?

looksmax.org

 

[Baldingman1998]

Im adderall maxing when studying niggerrrr

You nigger

 

[ProAcktiv]

The guy repeats "damn kid when I eat ice cream I don't end up looking like that." His wife laughs and says "I wish he did though" and they all laughed.

damn straight out of a 90s sitcom

it's your world, we're just living in it

 

[Matthias8272]

How do you niggers have the patience to read this shit, jfl if u did, kys tbh

i find it funny

 

[Deleted member 14138]

basically after my recent frustrations with online girls it came to a head last night when I was suppose to have a date with a girl from Tinder. We even FaceTimed the 2 nights before and she was shocked I was real, all giggly and after the FT texted me she was looking forward to out date. Well on the actual day of the date I texted her 7:30 was a good time to meet and where my address was (which she already said she'd come over my my place for margaritas and hot tubbing) But she ghosted me all day and haven't heard from her.

Today I am going to delete my apps most likely and I headed to the grocery store to buy a ton of ice cream and junk food because I am going on a fucking sugar bender, I have been eating strict and cutting for months and am shredded but who cares, junk food and porn is better than getting flaked on by average girls and sex sucks anyway

So I am in line checking out with literally 4 full size ice cream cartons, a huge bag of gummy bears and chips and 2 frozen pizzas. I am in a tank top and had just did some cardio so I have vascularity showing and mind you I am like 12% BF rn. Anyway as I am checking out at the self checkout all this ice cream I hear someone say "how do u have a body like that when you eat so much ice cream?" I look up not knowing where it came from cause I am a social autist keeping my head as far down as possible whenever in public trying to keep to myself. I hear "Hey over here, I said that" and it was a boomer guy with his wife next to him and the cashier one lane over who are all looking at me smiling.

The guy repeats "damn kid when I eat ice cream I don't end up looking like that." His wife laughs and says "I wish he did though" and they all laughed. I laughed too. And awkwardly reply "we-well this is the first time in two months I'm eating ice cream, gotta cheat sometimes. I've been on chicken and rice for the whole summer." And the guy laughs in a nice way, and they all kinda keep joking about it and they tell me it's ok to cheat sometimes.

As I finish checking out I am leaving the store, I kinda wave and say goodbye to the three boomers who had been joking with me but they didnt hear me and so I just looked retarded saying hi to people who didnt respond. But as I am literally walking out the door a young cute girl comes up to me and says "really, chicken and rice for the last two months?" I was caught off guard and wanted to appear NT cause now I am being talked to by an actual attractice chick. I just said something retarded "naww I find a way to fit in white claws and some frozen berries too, I love my blueberries." she replies "eww white claws are gross" So much for trying to say something NT. But she says "well keep doing what you're doing cause it's working, when I saw you in the store I actually thought you were a model." I said "Thanks " awkwardly, for a split second wanted to ask for her number but couldnt take another text for a day and eventual her asking me for my IG so I just told her "have a nice summer, take care"


And now I am looking forward to the rest of my night of playing video games, making my pizzas and rotting to my sugar high, fuck women

Im having pizza every day of this week. Its awesome.

 

[CFW432]

My mom asked me last night why i havent gotten the vax, shes very concerned about me getting Covid I deadpan told her "i dont care if I die, that'd be fine."

She wants me to go into therapy lol. My sister and I talk about ideal ways to commit suicide all the time, shes the same way I am in the sense of total numbness towards living

Unless your sister's a literal deformed mutant lookin ass, your sister is just another attention seeking whore that should forcefully snuggled for trying to pretend she can comprehend the life of a sub 5 male.

 

[Amnesia]

Unless your sister's a literal deformed mutant lookin ass, your sister is just another attention seeking whore that should forcefully snuggled for trying to pretend she can comprehend the life of a sub 5 male.

when Elliot Roger went on that shooting spree my sister said he shoulda just asked women off the street he found attractive for sex cause "at least 1 of 10 would have said yes to him"

women are so dumb

 

[CFW432]

when Elliot Roger went on that shooting spree my sister said he shoulda just asked women off the street he found attractive for sex cause "at least 1 of 10 would have said yes to him"

women are so dumb

typical.

 

[faggotchadlite]

basically after my recent frustrations with online girls it came to a head last night when I was suppose to have a date with a girl from Tinder. We even FaceTimed the 2 nights before and she was shocked I was real, all giggly and after the FT texted me she was looking forward to out date. Well on the actual day of the date I texted her 7:30 was a good time to meet and where my address was (which she already said she'd come over my my place for margaritas and hot tubbing) But she ghosted me all day and haven't heard from her.

Today I am going to delete my apps most likely and I headed to the grocery store to buy a ton of ice cream and junk food because I am going on a fucking sugar bender, I have been eating strict and cutting for months and am shredded but who cares, junk food and porn is better than getting flaked on by average girls and sex sucks anyway

So I am in line checking out with literally 4 full size ice cream cartons, a huge bag of gummy bears and chips and 2 frozen pizzas. I am in a tank top and had just did some cardio so I have vascularity showing and mind you I am like 12% BF rn. Anyway as I am checking out at the self checkout all this ice cream I hear someone say "how do u have a body like that when you eat so much ice cream?" I look up not knowing where it came from cause I am a social autist keeping my head as far down as possible whenever in public trying to keep to myself. I hear "Hey over here, I said that" and it was a boomer guy with his wife next to him and the cashier one lane over who are all looking at me smiling.

The guy repeats "damn kid when I eat ice cream I don't end up looking like that." His wife laughs and says "I wish he did though" and they all laughed. I laughed too. And awkwardly reply "we-well this is the first time in two months I'm eating ice cream, gotta cheat sometimes. I've been on chicken and rice for the whole summer." And the guy laughs in a nice way, and they all kinda keep joking about it and they tell me it's ok to cheat sometimes.

As I finish checking out I am leaving the store, I kinda wave and say goodbye to the three boomers who had been joking with me but they didnt hear me and so I just looked retarded saying hi to people who didnt respond. But as I am literally walking out the door a young cute girl comes up to me and says "really, chicken and rice for the last two months?" I was caught off guard and wanted to appear NT cause now I am being talked to by an actual attractice chick. I just said something retarded "naww I find a way to fit in white claws and some frozen berries too, I love my blueberries." she replies "eww white claws are gross" So much for trying to say something NT. But she says "well keep doing what you're doing cause it's working, when I saw you in the store I actually thought you were a model." I said "Thanks " awkwardly, for a split second wanted to ask for her number but couldnt take another text for a day and eventual her asking me for my IG so I just told her "have a nice summer, take care"


And now I am looking forward to the rest of my night of playing video games, making my pizzas and rotting to my sugar high, fuck women

u sound like ur on thr verge of being a serial
killer

 

[oldcelloser]

when Elliot Roger went on that shooting spree my sister said he shoulda just asked women off the street he found attractive for sex cause "at least 1 of 10 would have said yes to him"

women are so dumb

ER was just a failed normie (actually rich Hollyweird kid) with a good face but he was hapa with 5'6" height
he woulda been a SEA Gigachad and oh boy some thai's ive seen i doubt the huwhite Stacy theory now srs
sadge stuff man

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

but they didnt hear me and so I just looked retarded saying hi to people who didnt respond.

Bro youre so funny man caged hard

Do you not go out on the weekends and drink? What else do you do on Friday/Saturday nights? Just go drink a few beers and hit on girls bro.

yeah man this guy would slay with a nice crew who could teach him game even basic stuff

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

Hey @Amnesia bro remember you talked about once you went to a party and some guy came up to you and said “no homo but you got some nice cheekbones”? Something like that. Ever considered just dropping into their circle and be like “hey guys, im really uncomfortable with girls. I need some help with this. Could you teach me some stuff?” Im sure people will be glad to help you out tbh

 

[oldcelloser]

A lot of times being non-neurotypical stems from a lack of confidence. This is a case of that. You have to have an element of narcissism to be neurotypical. I realized this as I re-engineered my personality the last two years. The results have been astounding. The last lay I had before I returned home from college this spring literally invited herself over. 7/10, Great fuck, I was shocked. I treated her like shit and constantly made narcissistic jokes, but as soon as it seemed like too much I would pull back. "Push-pull" as they call it and pick up artistry. It really does work, IFFFF you are above average

nah, id say you need to be Chadlite nowadays or at least HTN
otherwise the only "Push-pull" your cock receives will be from your hand

 

[Htobrother]

basically after my recent frustrations with online girls it came to a head last night when I was suppose to have a date with a girl from Tinder. We even FaceTimed the 2 nights before and she was shocked I was real, all giggly and after the FT texted me she was looking forward to out date. Well on the actual day of the date I texted her 7:30 was a good time to meet and where my address was (which she already said she'd come over my my place for margaritas and hot tubbing) But she ghosted me all day and haven't heard from her.

Today I am going to delete my apps most likely and I headed to the grocery store to buy a ton of ice cream and junk food because I am going on a fucking sugar bender, I have been eating strict and cutting for months and am shredded but who cares, junk food and porn is better than getting flaked on by average girls and sex sucks anyway

So I am in line checking out with literally 4 full size ice cream cartons, a huge bag of gummy bears and chips and 2 frozen pizzas. I am in a tank top and had just did some cardio so I have vascularity showing and mind you I am like 12% BF rn. Anyway as I am checking out at the self checkout all this ice cream I hear someone say "how do u have a body like that when you eat so much ice cream?" I look up not knowing where it came from cause I am a social autist keeping my head as far down as possible whenever in public trying to keep to myself. I hear "Hey over here, I said that" and it was a boomer guy with his wife next to him and the cashier one lane over who are all looking at me smiling.

The guy repeats "damn kid when I eat ice cream I don't end up looking like that." His wife laughs and says "I wish he did though" and they all laughed. I laughed too. And awkwardly reply "we-well this is the first time in two months I'm eating ice cream, gotta cheat sometimes. I've been on chicken and rice for the whole summer." And the guy laughs in a nice way, and they all kinda keep joking about it and they tell me it's ok to cheat sometimes.

As I finish checking out I am leaving the store, I kinda wave and say goodbye to the three boomers who had been joking with me but they didnt hear me and so I just looked retarded saying hi to people who didnt respond. But as I am literally walking out the door a young cute girl comes up to me and says "really, chicken and rice for the last two months?" I was caught off guard and wanted to appear NT cause now I am being talked to by an actual attractice chick. I just said something retarded "naww I find a way to fit in white claws and some frozen berries too, I love my blueberries." she replies "eww white claws are gross" So much for trying to say something NT. But she says "well keep doing what you're doing cause it's working, when I saw you in the store I actually thought you were a model." I said "Thanks " awkwardly, for a split second wanted to ask for her number but couldnt take another text for a day and eventual her asking me for my IG so I just told her "have a nice summer, take care"


And now I am looking forward to the rest of my night of playing video games, making my pizzas and rotting to my sugar high, fuck women

Based bro

 

[Ethniframementalcel]

basically after my recent frustrations with online girls it came to a head last night when I was suppose to have a date with a girl from Tinder. We even FaceTimed the 2 nights before and she was shocked I was real, all giggly and after the FT texted me she was looking forward to out date. Well on the actual day of the date I texted her 7:30 was a good time to meet and where my address was (which she already said she'd come over my my place for margaritas and hot tubbing) But she ghosted me all day and haven't heard from her.

Today I am going to delete my apps most likely and I headed to the grocery store to buy a ton of ice cream and junk food because I am going on a fucking sugar bender, I have been eating strict and cutting for months and am shredded but who cares, junk food and porn is better than getting flaked on by average girls and sex sucks anyway

So I am in line checking out with literally 4 full size ice cream cartons, a huge bag of gummy bears and chips and 2 frozen pizzas. I am in a tank top and had just did some cardio so I have vascularity showing and mind you I am like 12% BF rn. Anyway as I am checking out at the self checkout all this ice cream I hear someone say "how do u have a body like that when you eat so much ice cream?" I look up not knowing where it came from cause I am a social autist keeping my head as far down as possible whenever in public trying to keep to myself. I hear "Hey over here, I said that" and it was a boomer guy with his wife next to him and the cashier one lane over who are all looking at me smiling.

The guy repeats "damn kid when I eat ice cream I don't end up looking like that." His wife laughs and says "I wish he did though" and they all laughed. I laughed too. And awkwardly reply "we-well this is the first time in two months I'm eating ice cream, gotta cheat sometimes. I've been on chicken and rice for the whole summer." And the guy laughs in a nice way, and they all kinda keep joking about it and they tell me it's ok to cheat sometimes.

As I finish checking out I am leaving the store, I kinda wave and say goodbye to the three boomers who had been joking with me but they didnt hear me and so I just looked retarded saying hi to people who didnt respond. But as I am literally walking out the door a young cute girl comes up to me and says "really, chicken and rice for the last two months?" I was caught off guard and wanted to appear NT cause now I am being talked to by an actual attractice chick. I just said something retarded "naww I find a way to fit in white claws and some frozen berries too, I love my blueberries." she replies "eww white claws are gross" So much for trying to say something NT. But she says "well keep doing what you're doing cause it's working, when I saw you in the store I actually thought you were a model." I said "Thanks " awkwardly, for a split second wanted to ask for her number but couldnt take another text for a day and eventual her asking me for my IG so I just told her "have a nice summer, take care"


And now I am looking forward to the rest of my night of playing video games, making my pizzas and rotting to my sugar high, fuck women

uncle amnesia mirin you bro

 

[cvzvvc]

The best part of this story is still:

>As I finish checking out I am leaving the store, I kinda wave and say goodbye to the three boomers who had been joking with me but they didnt hear me and so I just looked retarded saying hi to people who didnt respond.

Lmfaoooo

 

[Deleted member 17429]

And then if u did that the girl would just tell u to ur face "ur not as hot shit as u think bruh, look at my DM's I have a million guys better looking than u hitting me up right now" and she'd pull out her phone and BE RIGHT and then u would get owned.

Women always that game, u can't flex on them unless u were really handsome AND had mega status and money and they knew u did

there’s always a bigger fish, brutal