[Story] My mother is so desperate it's starting to concern me

[Deleted member 6403]

We were at the airport's Lost and Found office and I filled in a application for my bass guitar. I put my mother's number first and then mine.

Next day, early in the morning, the girl working there called me and told me that the bass guitar is being delivered.

Some hours later, my mother called me, I told her that the girl from the office informed about my bass and she went like "She is hitting on you. Your number was second, she would have called me if she didn't like you.".

And then I explained to her that she called me because it was obvious that the bass was mine and not my mother's.

Idk guys, this inceldom thing has destroyed my entire family. My mother has started losing it, my father has stopped smiling, my uncle thinks I will get laid in Netherlands because I'm educated and play bass cause he knows I that I suck lookswise. They are all nuts.

 

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[CFW432]

Brutal tbh, but remember she actually doesn't care about your individual feelings on the matter. She's getting desperate because you aren't probably going to have children, so she wont get to play as a grandmother (actually really important for women tbh they love that shit for some reason) so her genetic line will die with you.