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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
 
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This looks like a really fucking brutal read
 
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Crazy to crash-out that bad over weed and vapes tbh
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
Got it — here’s the TL;DR of your story:

You made a new friend (“A”), smoked with him at school without getting caught, then later went to his house to smoke again. His parents caught you both after smelling weed, confronted you, and called your parents. Your mom beat you, took your phone, and your dad shaved your head. Later, your friend’s dad texted you with a voice message + picture of a machete, threatening you to never speak to his son again, and his mom warned she’d call the police. Now you’re stressed and resentful toward your friends’ parents.

Do you want me to shorten this even more into like a super-condensed one-liner version?
short version for whoever doesnt wanna read (i know im kind no need to thank me bbg)
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
Egypt...thank God I got out of that fucked ass country
 
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Egypt...thank God I got out of that fucked ass country
Ong bro,this country is absolute garbage i wanna go back to tunisia so bad
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
SUMMARIZED

In May, the narrator became close friends with a guy (referred to as “A”). They bonded quickly, and the narrator introduced A to weed. At school, they tried smoking a vape cart in the bathroom, but A didn’t inhale properly, and they nearly got caught due to a smoke detector.


Later, A invited the narrator over to his house for a proper smoke session while his parents were out. The narrator brought weed and rolled a joint, but again, A didn’t inhale. While preparing a second joint just for A, his parents unexpectedly returned and caught them due to the smell and weed residue.


The narrator tried to deny it, but A's parents found evidence. They sent the narrator home and warned they would talk to his parents. Back home, the narrator’s parents found out the truth, leading to a harsh punishment — his mom beat him, ripped out his hair, and his phone was confiscated.


The next day, the narrator found out A still had his phone and had been messaging him. Then A’s dad sent a threatening voice message, warning him to stay away, accompanied by a photo of a machete. A’s mom also threatened to call the police. The narrator begged her not to, and she agreed on the condition he never contact A again. Now, the narrator harbors resentment toward all of his friends' parents because of this incident.
 
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Got it — here’s the TL;DR of your story:

You made a new friend (“A”), smoked with him at school without getting caught, then later went to his house to smoke again. His parents caught you both after smelling weed, confronted you, and called your parents. Your mom beat you, took your phone, and your dad shaved your head. Later, your friend’s dad texted you with a voice message + picture of a machete, threatening you to never speak to his son again, and his mom warned she’d call the police. Now you’re stressed and resentful toward your friends’ parents.

Do you want me to shorten this even more into like a super-condensed one-liner version?
short version for whoever doesnt wanna read (i know im kind no need to thank me bbg)
LMAOOO AHAHAHAHAHHAHA SHAVED YOUR HEAD AHAHAHAHA
 
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SUMMARIZED

In May, the narrator became close friends with a guy (referred to as “A”). They bonded quickly, and the narrator introduced A to weed. At school, they tried smoking a vape cart in the bathroom, but A didn’t inhale properly, and they nearly got caught due to a smoke detector.


Later, A invited the narrator over to his house for a proper smoke session while his parents were out. The narrator brought weed and rolled a joint, but again, A didn’t inhale. While preparing a second joint just for A, his parents unexpectedly returned and caught them due to the smell and weed residue.


The narrator tried to deny it, but A's parents found evidence. They sent the narrator home and warned they would talk to his parents. Back home, the narrator’s parents found out the truth, leading to a harsh punishment — his mom beat him, ripped out his hair, and his phone was confiscated.


The next day, the narrator found out A still had his phone and had been messaging him. Then A’s dad sent a threatening voice message, warning him to stay away, accompanied by a photo of a machete. A’s mom also threatened to call the police. The narrator begged her not to, and she agreed on the condition he never contact A again. Now, the narrator harbors resentment toward all of his friends' parents because of this incident.
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
i read all this shit and genuinely I dont know how the fuck you just let your mom beat the shit out of you ripping your hair out and shit honestly id fucking get up and push her and idgaf abt some bs "but its your mom" im not letting that nigga rip my fucking hair out while beating the shit outta me not only that the other kid is obviously a dumbass and you should beat the shit outta his dumbass dad threatening you with a fucking machete id genuinely slime ts outta him
 
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Holy motherfucking run on sentence bro please get chatgpt to format ts next time

Not a molecule
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
Dnr sorry
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
ngl L friend he set you up twice
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
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SUMMARIZED

In May, the narrator became close friends with a guy (referred to as “A”). They bonded quickly, and the narrator introduced A to weed. At school, they tried smoking a vape cart in the bathroom, but A didn’t inhale properly, and they nearly got caught due to a smoke detector.


Later, A invited the narrator over to his house for a proper smoke session while his parents were out. The narrator brought weed and rolled a joint, but again, A didn’t inhale. While preparing a second joint just for A, his parents unexpectedly returned and caught them due to the smell and weed residue.


The narrator tried to deny it, but A's parents found evidence. They sent the narrator home and warned they would talk to his parents. Back home, the narrator’s parents found out the truth, leading to a harsh punishment — his mom beat him, ripped out his hair, and his phone was confiscated.


The next day, the narrator found out A still had his phone and had been messaging him. Then A’s dad sent a threatening voice message, warning him to stay away, accompanied by a photo of a machete. A’s mom also threatened to call the police. The narrator begged her not to, and she agreed on the condition he never contact A again. Now, the narrator harbors resentment toward all of his friends' parents because of this incident.
Read this if u want some dude made it shorter
 
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"tunisian" i just kneeeww HHAHAAHHAH
you subhumans we need to get you out of north africa
 
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"tunisian" i just kneeeww HHAHAAHHAH
you subhumans we need to get you out of north africa
where are u from nigga:feelswhat:
 
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Everybody is banned now
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
read the entire thing u shouldve lowk threw ur homie under the bus for wasting that shit
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
:lul: What is it with Arabs and machetes
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
read every molecule but you should have raped his mom
 
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damn that sounds intense dude! what exactly happened after he coughed? did you guys try to leave or something? how'd you end up getting caught in the bathroom stall? gotta be a crazy story there lmk if you want to share haha
 
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in like may of this year i made a new friend and shit lets call him a and like we were mad locked in man it felt like ive known him for years brah,he knew i smoked weed like almost every day and he really wanted to get high once so i told him ill bring you my cart tmmrw.so the next day at school we both in a bathroom stall and we hit the cart.i take like two blinkers and inhale smoothly but that nigga takes like one 3 second hit and starts coughing like a madman (btw we have a silent smoke detector at school that sends a signal directly to the administration) and the smokes touches the smoke detector so i put the cart back in my sock and we run out of the bathroom.So we aint get caught that time but he didnt get high cause he didnt inhale.So a month later in june.he see me ripping the cart on facetime while im looking through food options on doordash(i was still in my fat nigger phase back then) and he was playing fortnite while waiting and he tell me "yo u still smoke bro." And i tell him "hell yeah" and he tell me wanna have a smoke sesh at his house so i tell him "aight when?" and im hyped up and he says "in like two days" so i nod and tell him aight,the next day i went to my plug to buy my supppy for the whole summer (i bought like 25g and 4 carts that shit costed like 140 bucks cause weed is mad cheap in egypt) and i go home and just get high using a can of diet pepsi cause i was too lazy to roll and i couldnt find the battery for the yart.i hide my shit back and start facetiming my bro,30 minutes later i get mad sleepy so i tell him bye and go to bed.alright todays the day,we were gonna smoke at his house and we were gonna be chill.i told him to ask his mom for 10 bucks and that i was also gon bring 10 bucks for doordash(aka talabat in egypt) so i take an uber there with my dad and he drops me off infront of my homies house,i tell my dad bye and me and my homie chill in house vaping (nicotine) for like 30 minutes before going outside to get rolling papers and filters.we chill outside for a bit we got a grinder,rolling papers and filters.We go to his house and wait for his parents to leave cause they had planned a romantic date that night.we play for like 2 hours before they finally leave.his parents told us "ok kids we're gonna leave now have fun" so when they get out the door me and my homie are HYPED.we go to his room and i start rolling up immeadiatly.i roll up the first joint in like 15 minutes and we take turns taking hits,i didnt notice but he didnt inhale at all i was too busy minding my own business.so after we finish that joint to the point the filter started burning we threw out the window to leave no traces.we hide everything in his drawer and go back to chilling on the couch.15 minutes im the perfect high,but he tell me he aint feeling nothing and im like "wtf" cause my tolerance way higher than his so i ask him if he inhaled and he told me "no" and i wanted to slap that nigga so bad in that moment but i still felt bad so we went back to his room and i started rolling a tiny joint just for him.in the middle of rolling we hear the door open so i panic and just put the baggy and the half finished joint in my boxers,his mom and dad come in his room and asks us what were doing and i say "just chilling here,talking." and then they ask us whats that smell and we stare at eachother for like 10 seconds knowing we're cooked until i said "what do u mean?" while trying to look confused.i thought i shut em up until the dad looked at the desk and saw some residue,he said "is that tobacco?" And i said "huh..no.." and he brings it up to his nose and his face fills with worry and he says to his wife "dah bango wala eh?" Which roughly translates to "is this weed or what?" and bro i knew i was cooked and his mom kept yelling at both of us telling us this is bad and shit and i just kept saying sorry and nodding while my homie kept denying it like bro we got caught faggot.his mom gives me money for an uber so i can go home and tells me that shes going to have a talk with my parents.since she didnt give me alot i had to take the cheaper version of uber and get a bike rider to pick me up and drop me off.when i arrive i have like a couple of cents left so i go to the shop and buy some ramen noodles thinking its all gonna be okay. I go home and my dad immeadiatly asks me where i was and how did u get home and "i called u why didnt u answer" and i said "i was in an uber" but the thing is that im not allowed to take ubers alone so my mom gets up from her chair and starts screaming at me telling me what happened what happened? And i tell her i came home early because my homie broke his vr headset and that his mom told me to leave so i did.but they didnt believe so they took my phone and called my homie,his mom picked up and told her everything.my mom throws my phone on the ground and starts yelling and telling me to sit down.as soon as i sat down she starts pulling my hair and slapping my face over and over again until she had a big ball of hair in her hand and my face was practically red.SHE RIPPED OUT MY HAIR DAWG.i got sent to bed and my phone was confiscated.the next day my dad immeadiatly brings me to the barber to shave my whole head.and then the next day i found my phone in my parents room,i took it and saw that MY HOMIE STILL HAD HIS FUCKING PHONE AND WAS TEXTING ME THE WHOLE NIGHT.I answer his messages and tell him "man when im not grounded anymore we can smoke together" and then 20 minutes later while im scrolling on tiktok i get a voice message from him so i just expect him to like tell me a little extra info.when the voice message plays i deadass hear his dads voice,DEADASS.my heart dropped and in the voice message his dad says "hello (my name) as u can see this is a father and i was just reading your conversation about weed,smoking,vapes and all that beautiful stuff.i dont want you to talk to my son ever again,let this be ur final warning or i will fuck u up." and he SENDS ME A PICTURE OF A FUCKING MACHETE and then the next day his wife texts me and tells me shes gonna call the fucking police and im stressed asf.i beg her and beg her but she doesnt budge so my last hope was to say "ill never talk to your son ever again.i promise please miss let me have a final chance.." and she says "fine....BUT IF you talk to my son again...there will be consequences YOU ARE NOT READY TO FACE!" And boom thats the end of the story and now i lowk hate all of my friends parents with a deep hatred in my heart for no other reason than my old homies parents.
This was very entertaining
 
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