Strap-on Bulge Theory

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Introduction
Everyone knows females are attracted to perceived sexual ability. If you have a bulge in public females are more likely to take interest in you. The problem is this, most people are growers, meaning they do not have a bulge. How do we overcome this? Strap-ons

Method
1. Order a 5-6 inch jiggly strap-on off of amazon or whatever online store you want (Make sure it is discreet packaging)
2. Try the strap-on and find an attractive position to put it. I suggest you tape it to the side of your leg.
3. Make sure it looks natural and has a nice jiggle to it when you walk
4. Enjoy increased female attention

In Conclusion
We can circumvent our genetic limitations by investing in technology such as strap-ons. These devices will help us increase our perceived sexual ability and thus increase the amount of female affection we receive. Please go out and enjoy this theory.
 
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are you jacob
 
Weren't you supposed to leave?
 
most hilarious thred psoted to looksmax.me
 
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I don't know if it the avi to post combo or just the randomness of the topic of conversation but I laugh every time I read a post from OP
 
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Just gonna look like you got a boner. If you really want to walk around with that all day somethings gone wrong w/ you.
 
So is this the secret society thing you invited me to? Is the gay sex orgy still on?
 
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best poster on the site
 
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or you could just put a sock in your underwear
 
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i remember i watched 1000 ways to die and someone did this and it pinched an artery or something and he had a stroke
 
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bump
 
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just take viagra broo
 

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